Dan's P.O.V.
I've watched almost every single video of Phil and I in the past two weeks. What am I doing right now? I'm waiting for Phil to come back. He's filling out some forms for me so I can go home.
A few minutes later, Phil comes in smiling.
"Everything's set." He said.
"So we can go home?" I asked.
He nodded. "Yeah. Come on."
We left the hospital and got into a taxi. Phil told the driver where we lived I assume and he took off.
Phil must of noticed me staring off into space.
"You okay?" He asked.
I looked at him and gave a small smile. "Yeah... I'm fine."
He reached over and took my hand, squeezing it gently. I responded by squeezing it back.
When we arrived, Phil and I got out of the car and I looked at the tall building in front of me. I looked at it for a few more seconds before I started following Phil. My eyes widened when I took in how many stairs there are.
"Jesus... that's a lot of stairs." I said.
Phil chuckled. "Yeah... but it's probably the reason we're not obese."
I chuckled at him and followed him up the many stairs.
When we reached our flat he stopped to unlock the door.
"Ready?" He asked looking at me.
I nodded.
He opened the door and we walked in. I walked off, looking at everything. I looked at a room that has a bed with a green duvet on it and had a flashback...
"I am a heavy sleeper! I have slept through an earthquake."
"That doesn't mean it's okay!" I exclaimed.
"So it's not my fault!"
"You're not carrying a share of... We found a dispute."
"This is the dispute."
I opened my eyes and walked into the room a bit, looking around before another flashback hit me.
"I smell popcorn!" I exclaim.
"I have been making popcorn."
"You've been making popcorn by yourself?"
"Yes."
"Why is it in your room?"
"To show the internet."
"You can just continue with your video now."
"Okay, you can just eat your popcorn... Uh Dan, I actually snuffled that popcorn face first."
"What?"
"I should probably let you know that."
"Wh-what does snuffled mean?"
"It means my whole face has been in side the-"
"Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh! You could of told me before I ate it. I don't want Phil nose in my mouth."
And another...
"What is snokoplasm?"
"Everything you could ever dream of."
"Draw what you think you'd look like as a unicorn."
I look around more before exiting the room to go into the one next to it.
"There is only one real answer... and it may not be the answer you deserve but it may be the answer you need right now. When you're laying in bed, thinking about all the things you could be doing but you're just sat there going:
But I'm soooo comfortableeeeee.
You just have to ask yourself; are you ready to seize the next day of the rest of your life or are you just going to lay there like a wuss? And that's what happened to me. One day, I was just lying there and to be honest this happened in between snoozes so it was probably a dream. And I saw myself next to my bed and I said:
Rise and shine motherfucker. It's a brand new day. Are you going to stay in bed like a wuss or are you going to get up and grab life by the titballs?!
Mmmmh.
Are you a wuss?
No.
Are you a wuss?
No.
Is. You. A. Wuss?
I'm not a wuss.
You are going to jump up in 3, 2, 1.
Rawwrrr.
Yeah you go! Show the world! Now put some clothes on, Jesus Christ."
I chuckled a bit. I'm a weirdo.
I walked around the room before leaving and walking around more.
"Hey." Phil said from where he was standing.
"Hey... I looked around. I even got some flashbacks."
"Really?" Phil asked surprised.
"Yeah... I think from some videos."
He smiled. "That's great Dan."
At least we're getting somewhere...
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!
See you soon! :)