It was a busy morning in the Namikaze compound.
Kimimaro had gotten Misato, Rei and Karin ready and had them pack. After all, they were heading for NERV.
Kimimaro saw that his students were ready. "Good. Now, then, let's get moving. We need to meet Yamato and Kurenai's teams at the Hokage tower."
Rei, Karin and Misato nodded as they left.
Once at the tower, they walked in to see Yamato, Naruto, Hinata, Shinji, Kiba and Akamaru, Sai, Shino and Kurenai waiting in front of Lady Tsunade.
In a second, Rei jumped into Sai's arms and the two started kissing.
Tsunade spoke. "That's just creepy."
Shinji made shadow clones that grabbed onto the others. "Ok, then. Let's do this. Flying Thunder god."
In a flash of lighting, they were gone.
Tsunade pulled out a bottle of sake. "My grandkids just teleported to another universe to stop someone from becoming a god by absorbing the souls of every human there, and people wonder why I drink." Tsunade downed the whole bottle in a second and then said, "What other grandmother has to deal with this level of bullshit?"
In NERV, an alarm sounded as the Leaf gang came out of Eva-01's plug. None of them landed on their feet.
Shinji got off of the ground and dusted himself off as he saw Gendo showing up. "Hello... father." his voice was filled with venom when he said 'father.' He then continued. "I'm back from another universe. Now I know you can see Rei."
Shinji helped up Misato. "Well, the Evangelion de-aged Misato and here she is."
Naruto got off the ground and looked at Gendo and the NERV people with him to see their gasps of shock when they saw his eyes. "I'm Naruto Namikaze. Remember it."
Karin got up and dusted herself off. "Dear brother, must you be so melodramatic?"
Naruto helped up Hinata. "I wasn't trying to be. It just comes with the ringed eyes."
When Hinata got up, one NERV staff member named Makoto Hyuga walked over to her. "Little blind girl, why are you here?"
Hinata crossed her arms. "I can see just fine, four eyes. My eyes are white thanks to a birth defect that runs in my family."
Misato spoke. "I can confirm that I've seen her family."
Kiba got up with as Akamaru yipped." I'm Kiba and I'll be right back. I just need to take my dog out before he craps all over the place." He then ran off.
Sai helped up Rei and said, "My name Sai and you all know Rei. Also, she and I are a couple. Touch her and I kill you."
Rei and Sai began to kiss, making everyone in NERV gasp in shock and horror.
Asuka walked in just in time to see that. "CREEPY!"
Shinji shivered. "Think this is bad? I walked in on them after they had sex."
Ritsuko screamed out, "THE FUCKING CLONE IS GETTING LAID WHILE I ONLY GET ONE SECOND OF GENDO'S WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM!"
Upon hearing that, Maya threw up.
Kimimaro helped Kurenai up as he said, "Now, that is a horrific mental Image."
To be continued…
Shinji looked up at those words. "Not even a dōjutsu could see that coming."
Everyone who didn't come from the Leaf looked at him with a "what-the-hell" look.
Shinji shrugged. "You'll find out what it means next chapter. Kind of an evil cliffhanger, Mr Writer."