Someone asked about this classic Bobby "Boris" Pickett song, so enjoy your Halloween treat! I thought it would be fun if the Buttercups and the Groundhogs got together and sang one of their favorite songs for the annual Halloween party for scouts. And everyone really enjoys it, since James is finally singing in public again! He even lets Jagger in on the act as well, since he likes singing too. Bobby "Boris" Pickett's music is not mine.

James: I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster, from its slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Buttercups: He did the Mash (Frederick: He did the Monster Mash)
The Monster Mash (James: It was a graveyard smash)
He did the Mash (Everett: It caught on in a flash)
He did the Mash (Jeremiah: He did the Monster Mash)

Frederick (over the Buttercups' vocalizing): From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

Buttercups: They did the Mash, (James: They did the Monster Mash)
The Monster Mash (Jeremiah: It was a graveyard smash)
They did the Mash (Everett: They caught on in a flash)
They did the Mash (Frederick: They did the Monster Mash)

Everett (over the Buttercups' vocalizing): The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula and his son

Jeremiah (over the Buttercups' vocalizing): The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds (James: And you too, Jag!)
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The Crypt Keeper Five

Buttercups: They played the Mash (Everett: They played the Monster Mash)
The Monster Mash (James: It was a graveyard smash)
They played the Mash (Frederick: It caught on in a flash)
They played the Mash (Jeremiah: They played the Monster Mash)

Everett (over the Buttercups' vocalizing): Out from his coffin his voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid, and shook his fist, and said

Frederick (in Transylvanian accent): "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

Buttercups: It's now the Mash (Everett: It's now the Monster Mash)
The Monster Mash (Jeremiah: And it's a graveyard smash)
It's now the Mash (James: It caught on in a flash)
It's now the Mash (Frederick: It's now the Monster Mash)

James: Now everything is cool, Drac's a part of the band
And our Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too
When you get to my door, tell them the Groundhogs sent you

Buttercups: Then you can Mash (Jeremiah: Then you can Monster Mash)
The Monster Mash (Frederick: And do our graveyard smash)
Then you can Mash (James: You'll catch on in a flash)
Then you can Mash (Everett: Then you can Monster Mash)

Jagger: (howls over the Buttercups' vocalizing)

James: Easy, Jagger, you impetuous young boy

Jagger: (howls over the Buttercups vocalizing)