Dan's P.O.V.
I had just woken up from my sleep. It's currently half past 12 and the flat is quiet. I furrowed my eyebrows. Where is Phil?
Dan stretched and pulled back Phil's duvet off of him and walked out of the room in only a pair of pajama pants. I walked into our kitchen and saw a note sitting on the counter. I walk over and pick it, scanning over the note.
'Dan, ran out of milk, lion cereal and pocky. Went out to get some more. Love you!
-Phil xx'
I smiled and set the note down, shooting a quick text to Phil letting him know I got it. I set my phone down on the countertop and walked over to retrieve a bowl because I want some food. Without food, you die.
I was tapping around, looking around for a bowl, smiling triumphantly when I saw one, but it was a really large one. I shrugged. More food for me than!
I had to actually step on a stool because shockingly enough, I wasn't tall enough to reach it.
"Shit!" I screamed when it slipped out of my hand, on to the floor.
I jumped slightly when it hit the tiled floor, shattering everywhere. I sighed in frustration. Well, that didn't go as planned.
Once I finished cleaning up, I guess I must of forgotten that I left one of the cupboards open. I stood up fast and the door whacked into my head.
"Fuck!" I yelled in pain. Today is not my day...
As time went on, Phil came home and we just relaxed in the lounge.
"Hey Phil, can you pass me the remote?" I asked, watching tv.
Phil, without thinking, threw the remote over to me. But I wasn't paying attention to grab it so instead of myself catching it in my hands, it hit me in the head, knocking me over.
"Shit, Dan!" Phil said, running over. He helped me up and blinked a couple of times, looking around.
"Dan?" Phil asked again.
"P-phil?" I asked, looking at him.
"Are you okay?" He said, pushing some of my hair away from my eyes.
But I didn't respond because my eyes rolled into the back of my head...
Am I sleeping? Am I dead? Did I fall into it again?
There's an orb glowing in front of me. I follow it until we reach something. Only after a few minutes do I realize that what I'm seeing in front of me, are my memories...
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"Are your ready Phil?"
"Yeah."
"Let's see who is online... Wow, he seems terrifying. Let's speak to him."
"He looks like a thumb."
I started to laugh. "He does look like a thumb!"
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"Cartoon of me with a flower crown. What is with the flower crowns?" I asked, looking at Phil. He shrugged. "We still don't know."
"No, we don't know."
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"But one thing that does mildly irritate me, when you're paying for something and there's a line of about 100 people, there's always that one person at the front;
Yes, that will be 10 pound 50 please.
Oh, what? Oh yeah sorry, uhm, oh let me see, uhm. I'm sure it's in here somewhere."
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"For my 12th birthday, I decided that I wanted a pet. We've had some family pets before. We had a dog, we had some fish but this was to be the first pet that was truly mine. To stay in my room. To look after. A life to be responsible for, you know?
And I decided that I wanted a hamster..."
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"But what is it that turns you from a person who just likes something into this emotional wreck? It's the internet...
So you watched something that made you feel some feelings. If you then go on to the internet and see ten thousand other people feeling the same feelings, it's a feelingsplosion. It's basically like a group soap opera with ups and down, with fights and drama that at the end of the day is all centered around a mutual obsession over something... It's beautiful."
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"Oh my what's that out in the sky?... That's not a cloud... It's the end of the world!"
"Get in the bunker! I've got crumpets!"
"Where is the doctor?"
"Where's the fucking Queen?! We need to save the Queen!"
"I haven't been able to do anything this cause of the heat. It's just turned my brain to mush."
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"These are the things I discovered that are useless at keeping you cool. Here we go."
"Number 1: Buy a fan: It just propels the warm air into your face at a higher velocity."
"Walk around naked:" '"Aw, I feel so free. Man I should walk around naked like this all the time."' '"Dan, oh my God!"' '"DON'T LOOK DON'T LOOK! STOP LOOKING! STOP LOOKING!"'
"Put an icecube down your pants:" '"Right, I did this in a video like three years ago and I don't remember it being that bad so, here we go... Ahh! Ahh! It's ba-bad! It's definitley still bad! Oh my od, oh my God! Nope Nope! Pffffft... It worked, but don't do it."'
"Open the windows:" "'Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhhh!"'
"Sleep with no covers on, or clothes. Yeah, bet you've got a sexy image in your head right now." "'Nope! I'm too exposed! A demon is going to grab my ankle Helll!"'
"Or, have a cold shower." '"Ohhh, oh nope, nope, nope nope nope ahaa! What kind of sadist would enjoy that?"'
~~~~~(x)~~~~~
"Daniel?" A voice calls out.
I turn my attention away from the memories to where I heard the voice. It sounded oddly familiar. Is that... Phil?
"Dan?" He calls again.
I walk towards where I hear it, suddenly blinded by a light. Am I dying? No, I don't want to die! I'm too young to die!
"Dan?" It called again, but it was a different voice. It was PJ's voice this time.
I fought through the light and made it to the other side which was in complete darkness. I couldn't see a thing. I reached my arms out only to feel nothing but air.
"Hello?" I called.
Nobody responded. The light found its way to me again but this time I didn't bother trying to get away...
I sat down on the cold, hard ground and pulled my knees to my chest and let out a strangled cry.
This is it.
Goodbye.
Goodbye to my family.
Goodbye to my friends.
Goodbye to my viewers.
Goodbye to...
Phil.
OHMEGERD! IS DAN DYING?! You'll have to wait and see until the next chapter muhahah!
Hope you enjoyed and pray for Dan to make it out!
Videos used in this chapter (All on Dan's channel):
1. Sexy Internet Dating
2. Dan&Phil vs. Tumblr
3. What to not do in town
4. Story of my hamster
5. Fandoms
6. How to NOT stay cool
See you guys soon! :)
