Sofia2017 planning asked about this song from Mary-Kate and Ashley, so enjoy your Halloween treat! I thought it would be fun if, after they tried to keep Sir Dax away from Amber, James and Sofia try to calm her down with a song Melinda and Miranda used to sing to them when they were scared on Halloween. And at least Amber responds well to this song! Mary-Kate and Ashley's music is not mine.
Sofia: It floats up the staircase, it floats down the hall.
Floats into my bedroom, right through the wall.
It glides past my dresser, to the bedpost. I swear.
I'm looking at a ghost! Naaaaa!
James joins in: There's no such thing!
It's not a ghost, because there's no such thing.
I can't be frightened of a globby, green glow,
'Cause I know there's no such thing.
James: It picks up some playing cards and shuffles the pack.
It goes to the kitchen, it fixes a snack.
It plays the piano, it swings on the swing.
It does a lot considering there's no such thing.
Sofia: Then it boots my computer, as quick as you please.
It floats on the keyboard. It presses some keys.
"What creature might you be?" comes up on the screen.
I type in, "a human being."
James: Suddenly, the room grows as icy as winter,
And something came out of the printer...
James and Sofia: "No such thing! You can't be human, cause there's no such thing.
Those human stories, they scare ghosts so,
But we know there's no such to thing!"
Sofia: Now hold the phone! I'm really real!
"You're not!" I am!
"Are not!" You're wrong, I cried.
"All right, let's play a game of cards to decide."
"Okay. Whoever wins the game, that one's real."
He types out, "You got it. Now deal!"
James: I ask him for aces, he types out "Go fish."
He asks me for sevens. I type out "You wish!"
"Jacks?" "Sorry." "Queens?" "No." "Sixes?" "Uh-uh." "Twos?"
Sofia: We play for an hour, and guess what?
James and Sofia: I lose!
"No such thing. Ah-ha! You don't exist! There's no such thing!"
Sofia: It made us crazy to be told where to go
By something who's no such thing.
James: The story now is over, the story is through.
And some of you may even think this story is true.
Sofia joins in: But, there's no such thing.
It didn't happen, 'cause there's no such thing.
James: We made the whole thing up, so we ought to know.
And we know there's no such thing.
Sofia and James: There's no such thing.
There's no such thing.
James: I hope!