When James learned that Dorrie could turn into a werewolf in chapter 49 of Niagara14301's story Dorrie, he got a brilliant idea on how to cheer her and Candice up when they thought they might have to leave. Taking a leaf out of his birth mother's book, he decides to cheer them up with a song that in a way honors them. Warren Zevon's music is not mine.

Dorrie and Candice were in Dorrie's room talking about the fight that had taken place. They had been forced to reveal secrets about themselves: Dorrie could turn into a werewolf, and Candice could turn into a version of Maleficent. Thankfully, the royal family had been impressed, and they were encouraged to stay.

They were just walking down the hall when James waved them over. "Dorrie! Candice! Can you come with me for a minute? I want to tell you something."

"Okay," Dorrie nodded.

"Sure," Candice followed them.

James smiled as he led them into the sitting room and sat down at the piano. "Ever since I learned that you could do those brilliant transformations into a werewolf and a good version of Maleficent, I've been wondering how I could cheer you up after the fight."

"And knowing you, you came up with a, dare I say it, brilliant song for this situation?" Dorrie grinned.

"You know me so well," James grinned as he started playing the piano, "And don't forget to join me on the chorus!"

James: I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in her hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
She was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Candice put her arm around Dorrie, who was covering her red face, and laughing as they joined the chorus. She also couldn't help but joke, "What? No song that honors me turning into Maleficent?"

"We love you either way, sis!" Dorrie smiled as she, James, and Candice sang together, Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaoooooo!

("That's right!" James added.)

Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaooooooo!

Dorrie smiled as she joined him, If you hear me howling around your kitchen door
Better not let me in
Enchancia's sorcerer got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again

They sang the chorus as Roland, Miranda, Amber, Sofia, and Violet entered. Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaoooooo!

Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaooooooo!

Candice smiled and accepted a hug from Violet as she took the next verse. She's the hairy-handed lass who ran amuck in Kent
Lately she's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from her
She'll rip your lungs out, Cedric
I'd like to meet her tailor

"Everyone join us!" James called as the chorus started again.

Roland, Miranda, Amber, Sofia, and Violet joined the chorus, Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaoooooo!

Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaooooooo!

As Roland mussed James' hair, they sang together, Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London

Dorrie smiled as Violet and Miranda, joined her, I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London

Candice smiled as Sofia and Amber joined her, I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And her hair was perfect

Everyone finished the song, Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Draw blood!
Aaoooooo!

Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of London!
Aaooooooo!

"Thank you, James!" Dorrie smiled.

"That certainly was nice of you, Prince James," Violet agreed, whispering in his ear, "Queen Melinda would be so proud!"

James smiled, unaware that the spirit of Queen Melinda was in the room, saying to herself, "You're so right, Violet; I am proud of him!"