Sofia 2017 planning asked about this classic Jackson 5 Christmas song, so enjoy your Wassalia present! I thought it would be fun if, following their first holiday together after "The Incident", Cedric and Cordelia teach Callista one of their favorite songs, and tell Callista about a dirty little secret that Winifred was keeping from them for several years. The Jackson 5's music is not mine.
Cedric (spoken): Merlin's mushrooms! Mummy's kissing Santa Claus!
Cordelia (spoken): Oh, I quite doubt that, Cedric!
Callista (spoken): Really, Uncle Ceddy?
Cedric (spoken): Oh, indeed, Callista!
(sings) I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw Mummy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Father had only seen
Mummy kissing Santa Claus last night
Cordelia: He saw Mummy kissing (Callista: Kissin', kissin') Santa Claus
Cedric (spoken): I did! I really did see Mummy kissing Santa Claus
And I'm gonna tell my father!
Callista (spoken): Me too! Let's tell Grandpa!
Cedric: Then I saw Mummy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Father had only seen
Mummy kissing Santa Claus last night
Cedric/Cordelia/Callista: Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Father/Grandpa had only seen
Mummy/Grandma kissing Santa Claus last night