Me: Hi guys!
Everyone: Hi!
Me: I have some bad news... I won't be updating any more chapters for a while.
Levy: *gasps* W-W-WHY?!
Me: *whispers in Levy's ear*
Levy: *gasps horrified*
Me: Don't worry, Levy-chan. I will be fine.
Levy: I hope so!
Gajeel: ANYWAYS, carlygrl15 would like to thank the following: Gleekallthewayand4ever and saphiredragonstorm.
Me: Thanks, Gajeel! And I also want to tell you guys who else I decided to put in here:
Hook Hand Thug- Laxus
Big Nose Thug- Natsu
Vladamir- Elfman
Tor- Droy
Gunther- Reedus
Ulf- Warren
Attila- Cana
Bruiser- Freed
Killer-Evergreen
Fang- Bixlow
Greno- Wakaba
Shorty(the drunk old man)- Makarov
Levy: And for the singing portion:
Solo
duet/group
thoughts
talking
Me: Special shout out to Natsu-and-Lucy-forever15 because she helped me with most of the casting! *turns to Natsu who shows up out of nowhere* Natsu, would you like to do the honors?
Natsu: Sure! Just as long as you give me fire. *sees me nod* carlygrl15 doesn't own Fairy Tail or Tangled because if she did, we would be having kids already!
Me: *magically has fire and throws it 50 yards away*
Natsu: *runs to catch the fire*
Everyone else: *laughs* ENJOY!
Previously
Levy's P.O.V.
"For like the first time EVER, I'm completely free! I could go running, and racing, and dancing, and chasing, and leaping, and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding, and splashing, and reeling, and FINALLY feeling!" I run through the cave-like opening and enter the forest surrounded by ACTUAL TREES. "That's when my life begins!" I circle around with my arms wide open.
Chapter 7 Fairy Tail
Normal P.O.V.
"I can't believe I did this!" Levy squealed in excitement before gasping in horror, "I can't believe I did this."
She then jumps up and down screaming, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS!"
She holds her hands over her heart before continues saying, "Minerva will be so furious."
She then tells herself, "That's ok! I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right?", while sitting on a rock, holding a pink pond flower. Meanwhile, Metalicana was leaning on a tree looking at her with a bored face.
"OH MY GOD! THIS WOULD KILL HER!" she screams to herself in a cave while rocking herself. Metalicana is standing at the mouth of the cave with the same bored expression.
"This is so FUN!" she screams while running and kicking a pile of leaves. Metalicana is looking at his nails with the same bored expression.
"I am a HORRIBLE sister. I'm going back." she says dejectedly while standing on a tree branch and Metalicana looks at her.
"I AM NEVER GOING BACK! WOO-HOO!" she screams while rolling down a hill wrapping herself up in her own hair.
"I am a DESPICABLE human being." she muffles in depression with her face on the ground with her body surrounded by flowers. Metalicana is sitting next to her with an annoyed face.
"WOO-HOO! BEST. DAY. EVER!" she screams in excitement while swinging around a tree, that Metalicana is leaning against with a dark scowl on his face, using her hair.
She is later sobbing on a rock when Metalicana comes up to her, clears his throat before crouching next to her saying, "Ya know, I can't help but notice you seem a little... at war with yourself here."
Levy sniffs before looking up at him saying, "What?"
He stands up while saying, "Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces, of course. Overprotective sister, forbidden road trip. I mean this is serious shit. But let me ease your conscience." He leans a rock looking down at her before continuing,
"This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure-that's good, healthy even!" Levy sees Erza get on Metalicana's shoulder, but he just shakes him off, making Levy giggle a little.
"You think?" she asks with a look of hope.
"I know. You're WAY over-thinking this, shrimp, trust me." he tells her. Levy pouts not liking the nickname that he gave her.
He ignores it before continuing, "Does your sister deserve it? No. Would this break her heart and crush her soul? OF COURSE. But you just got to do it." he says with confidence, smirking when she gasps.
"'Break her heart?'" she wonders.
"In half." he replies with an evil smirk.
"'Crush her soul?'" she questions horrified.
"Like a grape." he says while crushing a grape.
"She would be heartbroken, you're right." Levy says defeated while Metalicana helps her up before he says in a fake sympathetic tone,
"I am, aren't I? Ah, dammit. Alright, I can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm letting you out of the deal." Levy gasps in shock.
"W-W-WHAT?"
"That's right, shrimp. But don't thank me. Let's just turn around and get you home-here's your pan and frog-I get back my satchel, you get back a sister-sister relationship based on mutual trust and BAM! We part ways as unlikely friends!" he explains while handing her the pan and Erza and walking her back in the direction they came from. Gihihi, I am a genius. he thinks evilly while mentally patting himself on the back.
"NO! I am SEEING THOSE lanterns-" she says stubbornly, ruining his plans.
"DAMN IT! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET MY SATCHEL BACK?!" he screams at the top of his lungs furious.
"A whole lot more planning. Besides, I will use this..." she says darkly while holding the pan up to his chin. Suddenly, there was something moving in the bushes next to them.
Levy gasps. "I-is it r-ruffians? T-t-thugs? H-have they c-come for m-me?" she screams terrified while hiding behind Metalicana's back. A creature pops out and it turns out to be a rabbit.
"Stay calm. It can probably smell fear." he says in a dead, sarcastic voice.
Levy slowly gets off his back and says with an apologetic look, "Oh, huh, sorry. Guess I'm just a little bit...jumpy."
"Probably be best if we stayed away from them, though." he says with an evil smile slowly forming an idea in his head.
"Uh, yea, that'd probably be best." she says with a blush.
Metalicana doesn't move for a few seconds before saying, "Are ya hungry? I know a 'kick-ass- place for lunch." He quickly grabs her arm before hearing her ask where it is.
"Oh, don't worry. You'll know it when you smell it." he says with an evil grin on his face.
Meanwhile...
Pantherlily is still looking for Metalicana and the stolen satchel. He sees Metalicana's wanted poster with his hair in a mohawk. He puts his hoof on the sides, recognizes him and shreds the poster with his teeth like a paper shredder. He suddenly hears a noise, then hides behind a bush that resembles a horse. When the sound gets close enough, he jumps out and scares the crap out of it. The noise turns out to be Minerva. Pantherlily is disappointed that it wasn't Metalicana.
"Huh, a Palace horse. Where's your rider?" she asks him before gasping in realization.
"Rapunzel. RAPUNZEL!" she screams running back to the tower leaving a confused Pantherlily. She makes it to the tower, then yells,
"Rapunzel, let down your hair!" When she gets no response, she runs to the opening to a hidden staircase, climbs it to the top of the tower. She calls out 'Rapunzel' searching for her but finding that she isn't in the tower. She suddenly finds a satchel with the stolen crown and Metalicana's wanted poster. She grabs a knife with an evil aura surounding her.
With our heroes...
They continued walking while Metalicana mutters, "I know it's around here, damn it." Suddenly, they stumble upon a shabby shack with a sign that says 'Fairy Tail'(A/N: It's the guild hall after the Tenrou Team disappeared for seven years. To lazy to describe it. -_-)
"Ah, there it is, Fairy Tail! Don't worry, very 'quaint' place. PERFECT for a shrimp like you. Don't want you scaring and giving up on this whole endeavor now do we?" he explains while laughing evilly in his head.
"Well, I do like fairies!" she says with excitement.
"YAY!" he cheers with fake excitement.
He opens the double doors screaming at the top of his lungs, "OI, BARMAID! GIVE US YOUR FINEST TABLE!" Levy and Erza gasp in horror when they see the inside of the bar. It was dark and damp, there were ruffians and thugs everywhere, and a few rats in the area. Two of the thugs/ruffians looked at me with what looks like adortion. Levy waves back to them nervously while Erza gives them her darkest glare making them run away from her gaze.
"You smell that? Take a DEEP breath through your shrimpy nose. Really let it sink in." he instructs her while leading her in and taking a whiff himself. He mentally shudders at the smell while Levy shudders visibly.
"What are you getting? Because to me,..." he explains while she gasps at every glare the men are shooting at her, "...that's part man-smell, and the other part is REALLY BAD man-smell. I don't know why, but overall," Erza gives everyone in the room an evil glare, "it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?" he asks evilly.
Levy felt someone tugging her hair and she books it. "That's a LOT of hair." says a random thug.
"She's growing it out. Is that blood in you 'stache?" Metalicana replies evilly before yelling out to Levy, "OI, SHORTY, LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD IN HIS 'STACHE!" He then turns to the thug and says,
"That, man, is a LOT of blood." Levy, ignoring his comments, grabs a bunch of her hair while backing up, but bumps into a thug. Metalicana walks up to her and says with fake concern,
"Hey, you don't look so good, shrimp. Maybe we should get you home, call it a day." He leads her toward the door before continuing, "Probably for the best. This is a five-star joint after all, and if you can't handle a place like this, well, maybe you should be back in that cushy tower of yours."
Suddenly, a thug shuts the front door shut, trapping them in. This thug, Elfman Strauss, is the younger brother of Mirajane Strauss, barmaid of the bar. He has white, untamed hair, dark tanned skin, tends to yell out 'man', and wears an open vested shirt that shows off his 'manly ness'.(A/N: He's wearing his GMG outfit.) He pulls out a wanted poster, points at it asking Metalicana,
"Is this you?" Metalicana moves his finger showing that he is completely bald. "Now that's just mean." he mutters in complaint. Laxus Dreyar, is the grandson of the owner of Fairy Tail, Makarov Dreyar, who is a drunk old man. He has blond hair, a lightening-shape scar across his left eye, and tends to wear a feathery cape of sorts(A/N: He is also wearing his GMG outfit. In fact, everyone in the Fairy Tail bar is wearing their GMG clothes.) says,
"Hehe, it's him alright. OI, WAKABA! Go find some guards! Theat reward's going to by me a new headset." Wakaba, not wanting to be beaten up, runs to get the guards. Meanwhile, a girl with a bikini/bra walks up screaming to Laxus,
"OI, I could use the money to buy more booze!"
"What about me?! I'm broke." Elfman shouts. They grab Metalicana and use him to play 'Keep Away'.
"Please, stop!" Levy screams at the top of her lungs.
"We can work something out!" Metalicana yells.
"Please, leave him alone!" Levy shouts.
"Guys, let me go NOW!" Metalicana growls.
"Give me back my guide!" Levy screams.
"OI, NOT THE HAIR!" Metalicana screams at the top of his lungs.
The thugs ignore them until Levy screams, "RUFFIANS, PUT HIM DOWN!" Silence was heard until Laxus turns to her. She visibly shakes before saying,
"Whoa! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been DREAMING about them my entire life!" She looks to all of them and says,
"Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?!" Laxus puts Metalicana on a hook, stalked over to her before standing in front of her and saying,
"I had a dream...once." He throws an axe that suddenly appeared over a boy, who starts playing an accordion. Laxus then sings in a baritone voice,
"I'm malicious, mean and scary. My sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest." He shrugs. "But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook...I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!" He goes on the stage playing a piano looking happy. Levy is amazed while Metalicana is shocked.
"Can't ya see me on the stage performing Mozart? Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?" Laxus continues,"Yep, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show-tune medley!" he plays a solo before shouting, "THANK YOU! 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!"
"He's got a dream! He's got a dream!"everyone sings.
"See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers! Like everybody else, I've got a dream!" Laxus sings pointing out to the members of the bar. Meanwhile outside the bar, Minerva shows up hearing the singing. What's going on? she thinks to herself.
Back in the bar, Levy turns to Natsu Dragneel, a man with pink(salmon) hair and wears a scarf around his neck. "I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes and let's not even mention my complexion. But despite my extra toes and my goiter and my nose," Levy gives him a look that says, You aren't ugly. YOU'RE A FREAKING HUNK!, "I really want to make a love connection!" He gives her a flower, making the girl blush.
"Can't you see me with a special little lady? Rowing in a rowboat down the stream?" He is on a table with Makarov, super drunk, pretending to be on a rowboat while singing.
"Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, NOT a fighter, 'cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!" Makarov is tied to a rope dressed as cupid, Natsu pulls the rope and gives him a push, making him spin around the bar while everyone is singing,
"I've got a dream!(He's got a dream!); I've got a dream!(He's got a dream!)
And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it dreaming! Like everybody else I've got a dream!"
"Droy would like to quit and be a florist!" Droy is a plump man with black hair with one end pointed to the top of his head. He is also tanned.
"Reedus does interior design!" Reedus is a thin man with curly red hair.
"Warren's into mime's, Cana's cupcakes are sublime!" Warren is similar to Droy except he's smaller and thinner.
"Freed knits, Evergreen sews, Bixlow does little puppet shows!" Freed has green hair with part of his hair covering his right eye and slightly skinny; Evergreen has long brown hair, wears glasses, and is slightly fit;and Bixlow is a tall man who has a mask on his head for some unknown reason.
"And Elfman collects ceramic unicorns!" Laxus sings while Elfman clinks two tiny unicorns together. Everyone turns to Metalicana.
"What about you?" Laxus asks him.
"I'm sorry, me?" Metalicana asks.
"What's your dream?" Natsu replies.
"Gihi, sorry boys, I don't sing crappy shit like this." Metalicana answers with a smirk. Swords are suddenly at his throat. He magically is on the bar top singing and dancing,
"I have dreams like you, no, really, just much less touchy-feely; They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny!" He plucks a unicorn from Elfman and puts it on some sandy substance(A/N: I have no idea what it is. So use your imagination. :P)
"On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone." He is then grabbed by the thugs before singing, "Surrounded by enormous piles of money!" They throw him up whooping when Levy sings out while standing on a table,
"I've got a dream!(She's got a dream!), I've got a dream!(She's got a dream!) I just wanna see the floating lanterns gleam!(Yeah!) And with every passing hour, I'm so GLAD I left my tower!" Minerva comes to an open window and sees Levy when she admits she left the tower willingly. She is very pissed.
"Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream!" she continues without knowing who saw her secretly.
"She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! So our differences ain't really that extreme-we're one big team-Call us brutal, sick"
"Sadistic" Laxus sings.
"And grotesquely optimistic" Natsu sings.
"'Cause way down deep inside we've got a dream!"
"I've got a dream!" Laxus sings.
"I've got a dream!" Natsu sings.
"I've got a dream!" Levy sings.
"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes way down deep inside I've got a dream! Yeah!" Everyone sings and cheers.
Warren opens the door exclaiming, "I found the guards!" Everyone gives him a look that says, You are so dead. Metalicana pulls Levy behind the bar counter when he sees Lahar come in.
Lahar looks around the bar before saying, "Where's Metalicana? Where is he? I know he's in here somewhere." When no one answers, he turns to his men and says, "Find him, turn this place upside down if you have to!"
One of the guards brings in the Twin Dragons in handcuffs. Shiiiiitttt! Metalicana mentally screams when he sees them. Him, Levy, and Erza, who was hanging with a couple of rats during the musical number, turn to see Laxus taking them to a hidden passage.
"Go, live your dream." He says.
"I will." Metalicana replies.
"Your dream stinks. I was talking to the her." Laxus deadpans while nodding his head to Levy. While Metalicana grumbles about how his dream is better than Levy's, said girl mutters a thank you to Laxus and kisses him on the cheek making him blush a little.
"I believe this is the man you're looking for." Natsu says holding up a drunk Makarov, who says drunkenly, "Yew, got mee!"
Lahar is disgusted when one of his men tells him, "Sir, there's no sign of Metalicana." Neighs could be heard in the distance. Suddenly, Pantherlily opens the doors with his hoofs.
"Pantherlily." Lahar praises. Said horse starts sniffing the area a bit till he finds the lever for the hidden tunnel.
"What's he doing?" one of the guards asks. While Lahar is shaking his head, Pantherlily gives him an exasperated look before pulling the lever opening the passage.
"A passage." Lahar says astonished before looking at his men, "C'mon men, let's go! Conli, make sure those boys don't get away!" When he and his men leave, Conli points the spear in his hand at Sting, who gives him a headbutt. He cuts the chain on Rogue's handcuffs before saying,
"Play it safe. We'll go get the crown." He grunts when Rogue cuts him loose. They head in the same direction as the rest of the guards.
Makarov is walking outside singing drunkenly,"I got a dream, I got some dream, I..." he stops when he sees Minerva. He looks her up and down before saying, "Oooooh, somebody get me a glass, coz I just found me a tall drink of water." Minerva laughs before saying,
"Oh, stop it you big lug. A-ha-ha-ha-ha." She then points a knife at him and says threateningly, "Where's that tunnel led out?"
Makarov gulps before saying, "Knife!" and he wetting himself.
To be continued...
Natsu: OH MY GOD! ELFMAN HAS A UNICORN COLLECTION! *cracks up laughing*
Gajeel and Gray: *laughs with Natsu*
Elfman: carlygrl15, why did you make me do that? *blushing*
Me: I thought you would make that role more MANLY.
Elfman: *gives me a bear hug* YOU ARE MAN!
Levy: Um, Elfman. Your going to kill her doing that.
Elfman: *let's me go*
Me: *hides behind Levy while hugging her from behind* THANK YOU LEVY-CHAN!
Levy: Ehehehe... No problem.
Makarov: I approve my role in this story.
Mira: But master, you were a drunk. *sweat drops*
Makarov: *waves her comment away*
Lily: EVERY MEMBER OF FAIRY TAIL! MEET AT THE GUILD FOR A SECRET MEETING NOW!
Everyone but me: *goes to the guild hall locking themselves in*
Me: Ok... Anyways don't forget to review for this SUPER LONG chapter! I need your feedback. BYE! *waves at imaginary audience*