"We've got Movie Sign!" There was a suspiciously Cody sounding voice over the intercom as everyone poured into the room again.
"How much did it cost you to bribe the intercom guy?" Noah groaned.
"Twenty bucks." Cody grinned, punching Noah softly. "Turns out he was a huge fan of MST3K."
"See, timeless!" Harold popped up, only to have Noah punch him in the nose. "Ouuch..." He sighed.
"So, anyways..." Noah glared at Harold, who shrunk back. "What happened with Eva and Lightning? I left after she tried to force feed him that lightning bolt on his neck."
"Oh, he tried punching her back, but she made him punch himself." Cody giggled. "And then she borrowed Izzy's duct tape and taped his mouth shut."
"That's it?" Noah said, surprised. "Eva's gone soft!"
"Oh no, she taped his mouth shut, then ripped the tape off and stuck a new tape on him." Cody added. "You should have been there, it was really funny."
"I don't really enjoy watching wrestling matches, no matter how much Lightning deserves to be punched." Noah said, sitting down in his chair.
"You should have been there, Fruitcake." Eva walked up behind the two, grinning, Noah noticed she was wearing Lightning's necklace. "I nearly got him to wet his little panties!"
"Yes, because that's totally an image I needed to picture." Noah deadpanned. "Nice accessory."
"I know, right?" Eva swung the necklace around on her finger. "Figure he won't be needing it back."
"Mmmph!" Lightning walked in, still bruised up from his fight with Eva. He still had duct tape over his mouth, apparently unable to get it off. "Mmghph!" He glared at Eva, pointing at her new necklace.
"Oh, what's that, I can't hear you!" Eva laughed "Speak up!"
"I haven't seen Eva this happy since...ever, actually." Cody said, perturbed. "It's kind of disturbing, actually.
"GRRRMPH!" Lightning growled at the still giggling Eva, getting up in her face. "Gemph thmpmfs omph mmph!"" He pointed to the duct tape
"I don't think I will." Eva growled.
"Ok, ok, guys, the show's gonna start any second now, can this wait?" Bridgette stepped in between the two.
"Babe, don't get involved." Geoff pulled her back. "They're gonna fight whether you want it or not."
"Says the guy who bet five bucks on Lightning." Bridgette smirked.
"It's starting!" Geoff interrupted quickly, shushing her.
"Last time on Total Drama All Stars, our heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure and uncovered a few nasty surprises." Chris said as clips of the previous episode played as usual. "Scott villained it up big time, trying to sabotage the heroes." A clip of Scott hiding the puzzle piece played. "And, when he got caught, he didn't take it so well." A clip of the bees attacking Scott was shown. "But in the end, the Heroic Hamsters were victorious, and Lightning, fresh from a hungry night of exile on Boney Island made enough boney-headed moves to get the royal flush from his teammates."
"Thmph vomph wmth righmphed!" Lightning yelled.
"Sure it was, Bright-ning." Eva smirked. "And I'm the queen of England."
"Twelve competitors remain, which one of them will ride the sewer system next? Find out right now on Total Drama All Stars!" Chris announced.
"Hey, has anyone seen Dawn?" Trent asked, worried. "I didn't see her come in."
"You never see her come in, she gets here before everybody else." Noah said. "She's reading tea leaves in the back." He pointed to the back of the room, where Dawn was obsessively tracing her tea leaves and rifling through a book. "She's so far come up with a moon, a CD, and a sinking ship. I have absolutely no clue what that means."
"A knife? That's not good..." Dawn suddenly mumbled, scribbling down notes. "Oh dear, poor Cameron..."
"Poor Cameron?" Cody asked, slightly scared.
"Betrayed then crushed by rocks." Dawn explained, writing more notes down.
"Ooook then, we'll take your word for it..." Trent backed away from Dawn nervously. "Can you predict who's gonna win? Cause I've got ten bucks riding on Mike here."
"Oh, I don't participate in gambling." Dawn smiled.
"What are you talking about? You won the first potluck bet!" Trent grumbled.
"I only bet on minor things. The fate of the island is not one of those things." Dawn explained angrily. "And you really need to stop betting. I can see it's causing your aura strife."
"Ok then... Wait, fate of the island?" Trent said, but Dawn refused to answer.
"Ugh, I had almost forgotten about these crudtacular cabins." The camera zoomed in on the Villains loser cabins after the theme song ended, Duncan complaining.
"Huh..." Alejandro looked down at Duncan, inside a sleeping bag. "Let us hope it is our only visit." He said.
Scott flopped down onto the bed, only to find it stiff and unyielding. "Owww," he groaned "I miss the hotel. Now that I know how rich people live, everything I used to love stinks!" He threw his hand down, only to have the bed collapse under him. "AH!" He screamed.
"Ok, that was amusing as hell." Noah grinned.
Scott got up, one eye being poked by a spring. "Lousy discount bed!" He punched the rubble, only to pull his hand back, screaming, nails stuck in it.
"Personally, I'm torn between laughter and sympathy." Cody said. "That looks painful."
Confessional:
"Scotts ok." Duncan smirked. "At least with him you know what you're getting... which is crud, but still, nice to know."
The camera cut to Alejandro wishing the other boys goodnight."Well, goodnight gentleman." Alejandro zipped his sleeping bag up. "Ah..." He sighed contently.
Confessional:
"After a year in that robot suit, I find it difficult to sleep if I'm all... spread out." Alejandro explained, holding his hands out as he explained being spread out.
"Thanks again for blowing the challenge, Jo!" Heather's voice was heard from the other side of the cabin.
"Ok, that was totally unfair, Jo wasn't the one who screwed up, it was Lightning!" Brick defended his obvious crush.
"Mmph!" Lightning growled.
"Ignoring Brick's obvious infatuation, he's right." Noah said. "Jo found a piece too."
"Me!?" Jo was sitting on the top bunk in her normal attire. "You're the one who wasted time arguing instead of digging!"
"You both argued!" Cody shouted.
"Wow, that was an unexpected outburst." Noah smirked. "Finally growing a backbone?"
"Shut up." Cody grumbled, halfheartedly kicking Noah.
"You two sound like an old married couple, Fruitcake." Eva smirked, earning a blush from Noah and Cody.
"Sh-shut up!" Both of them yelled at the same time. "Stop that!" They yelled at each other, Cody screaming in frustration.
"You did kiss that one time." Trent smirked.
"We were asleep!" Noah growled.
"And I like chicks!" Cody said.
"I wouldn't have needed to argue if everyone just did what I told them to do!" Heather countered, the camera panning over to Gwen, restless and annoyed. "I'm the one with the most experience on this team!"
"Ugh! It's everyone's fault for not working together as a team!" Gwen sat up, fed up of the argument. "Now cram it, I am trying to sleep!" She laid back down and threw a pillow over her ears.
Confessional:
"Did that sound villainous?" Gwen gasped. "I-I didn't mean to be harsh, but, ugh, bunking with the Bickersons is driving me bonkers!"
"Bickersons? Isn't that from an old radio show?" Noah said, confused. "How does a goth get into a 1951 radio show anyway?"
"How did you get into it?" Cody retorted. "I don't see you being much for... whatever you just said."
"The Bickersons was a radio show that ran from 1946 to 1951 about a married couple that constantly bickered." Harold popped up behind the two.
"So like Cody and Noah? COOL!" Izzy grinned, earning a glare from both said boys.
"Shut up, Izzy." Noah tossed a remote at Izzy, who caught it in her mouth.
"Yum!" She chewed on it, accidentally hitting the play button.
The camera switched over to the hotel, where an owl was hooting loudly. The butler stepped up to it. "Shhhh,sir." The owl looked sheepish and ceased hooting.
"There you go, Cody-bear!" Sierra cooed, pulling covers over her phone, still on the picture of Cody in the shower.
"Ok, she's lost it." Trent looked creeped out. "You ok, buddy?" He turned to Cody, who was hiding behind his seat.
"No, I'm not! When she comes home she's going to do that to me!" He shrieked.
"You can hide in my room if you want." Noah offered helpfully.
"Thanks." Cody smiled, but stayed behind the chair.
"All tucked in!" Sierra grinned, talking to the phone. "Today was a great day, I made some new friends, and I helped win our first challenge!" She put her hand up. "Aw, he'd be so proud!"
"No, no I'm not!" Cody shrieked. "You're talking to a photo of me in the shower!"
"Sweet dreams!" Sierra kissed the phone, kneeling on the bed, she then trotted over to the edge of the bed like a cat, kneaded the mattress and curled up.
"She sleeps like a cat?" Cody whispered.
"Oh yeah, she's never slept like a normal person the entire time we've bunked together!" Izzy laughed. "I learned that when I put itching powder on her pillow, and it's still there right now!" Izzy smiled. "Want me to go get it?"
"No!" Cody said, annoyed.
"Huh... Weirdo." Courtney groaned, earplugs in.
The camera cut to the empty bed, Mike jumping onto it. "Huhhh, oh yeah, this is the life!" Mike sighed happily.
"What happened to 'You will all fall!' guy?" Trent asked. "He seems perfectly normal to me."
"Mike is. He, however, is not." Dawn clarified, earning odd looks from everyone.
"Yeah, but I feel a little guilty looking at Sam's empty bed." Cameron agreed, sitting opposite to Mike, the camera panning over to Sam's bag. "I hope he's ok over on Boney Island!"
"Should someone hold down Dakota?" Bridgette whispered to Geoff. "I'm worried she'll freak out if anything happened to Sam."
"Yeah, that's a good idea, but Dakota... she's really strong." Geoff whispered back. "I don't think we could hold her back."
"I'll handle it." Dawn popped up between the two, smiling serenely. She walked over to Dakota and held her hand, or, as much as she could, which was a small wrap around her finger.
"How did she get there?" Bridgette said, confused.
The camera cut to Boney Island, where a bunch of bears were crowded around a tree, one even carrying an axe, and another carrying a ketchup bottle.
"Where did the bear get an axe, anyway?" Trent asked.
"Remember the hotel Chris tried to set up? I bet the axe was left over." Beth said.
The camera panned up to Sam, up on a branch with a squirrel. "Phew!" He wiped his brow. "That was too close! Right little guy?" He looked at the squirrel, which tossed a acorn at him. "Ow, whoah!" He fell down into the bears, scratching noises were heard, scraps of his shirt floating up to the squirrel, which was watching intently. "I can't bear it!"
Everyone subconsciously backed away from Dakota, who looked like she was going to explode. "Dakota..." Dawn hugged Dakota, trying to get her to calm down.
"Dakota crush squirrel!" Dakota yelled, but surprisingly did nothing to destroy the walls. "Stupid squirrel hurt Sam!" She shrieked.
"Hurting the squirrel won't help anything, Dakota." Dawn smiled. "Sam will be fine. He's far away from the real danger."
"Hello, bears?" Noah said, confused and annoyed. "What's more dangerous than bears?"
The camera cut back to a sleeping Cameron, but panned up to a shadowy Mike... Or not, only one eye was showing, and his eyes were filled with malice and evil.
"Is-is that Mike?" Bridgette asked. "He... He looks evil!"
"Dude, I think we know where 'all will fall' guy went." Geoff said, clinging to his girlfriend instinctively.
"He hasn't done anything yet. I bet he's just bluffing." Leshawna said, annoyed at everyone's fear.
"I don't know, Dawn seems like she's terrified of him." Trent countered, pointing at Dawn, who, while not nearly as freaked out as she was the day before, seemed pretty shaken up.
"She might just be overreacting." Leshawna said, shrugging.
Mike walked over to Sam's bag and unzipped it, pulling out his GameGuy, laughing. "Huhhuhuh, perfect." He lifted the GameGuy over his head and pulled it apart effortlessly.
Harold gasped in apparent fear and awe, earning an odd look from Leshawna. "You really think that's evil? That's mean, sure, but not evil." She said.
"No, I'm gasping because GameGuy's are near impossible to break, gosh." Harold said. "There are videos all over the internet of people running them over with bikes and they work fine afterwards. They're built to last, so breaking one in half is a near superhuman feat."
"Oh come on, stringbean, a bike with you on it wouldn't crush a fly." Leshawna smirked.
"He's not kidding." Cody added. "My GameGuy got run over by a smart-car and it was fine afterwards."
"Smart-car's are tiny." Leshawna countered, clearly a bit impressed.
Mike gasped and his hair flipped upwards, revealing the concealed eye. "What the-" He looked at the broken GameGuy in his hands. "How did I- Oh no!" He looked around and stuffed the GameGuy back into Sam's bag.
The camera switched to the next day, at breakfast. The heroes were at the table, all eating. Cameron holding an egg in his hands. "Ah, I've never seen eggs so perfectly hardboiled! The odds are ten trillion to one!"
"I'm not going to contest the math on that, it's not worth it." Noah sighed.
"Maple. Bacon? Let's never lose again!" Mike yelled, clutching said bacon in his hands.
"It's not all perfect." Courtney said, annoyed. "Hey, butler?" She called, the butler coming immediately. "I've got a problem." The camera panned over to Cameron putting the egg into his pocket. "This juice is about 5% too pulpy."
"Wow, bitchy much?" Leshawna said. "We don't get our stinking orange juice handmade over here."
"Again, why am I not in this season instead?" Noah groaned. "I'm more of an All Star than Sam, anyway." He said, earning a glare from Dakota. "Hey, he would be here instead."
"Dakota does miss Sam..." Dakota sighed.
Zoey and Mike shared conspiratorial glances and each took a couple pieces of bacon and stuffed it in their pockets. "I thought you were supposed to cater to our every wh-oh!" Courtney continued complaining, only for the butler to hand her a glass of orange juice. "That was fast." She glared at him suspiciously. "But I'm sure it won't be...perfect!" She took a sip of the orange juice, only to find it exactly what she asked for.
"She's gotten a bit nicer since last season." Beth admitted. "She would have just kept complaining if this was a year ago."
"Attention Campers, forest recon in five, over!" Chris announced over a loudspeaker.
The scene switched to the 13 campers walking along the forest, Alejandro still on his hands. "Listen, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday, you're right, teamwork is key." Heather stopped, talking to Gwen, shifting her eyes back.
"Yeah, I don't buy that for a second." Leshawna glared.
"Buy what?" Lindsay asked her, head tilted. "Do you need my credit card? Daddy said I wasn't supposed to give it to strangers, but you're my friend." She pulled out a credit card from her skirt.
"No, Lindsay, she meant like, Heather's lying." Tyler explained calmly to his girlfriend, something that was probably a daily occurrence.
"Oh, of course Hannah is lying!" Lindsay smiled.
"You know you're not fooling anyone if Lindsay sees through you." Noah smirked.
"Silly Noah, I don't have S-ray vision! That's Superguy!" Lindsay smiled, correcting Noah's 'error'.
"I-I meant... never mind." Noah sighed.
"Apology accepted?" Heather put her hand out.
"Wow, sure!" Gwen smiled, shaking Heather's hand.
"She can't have possibly bought that, can she?" Leshawna complained.
Confessional:
"Teamwork?" Heather scoffed. "Ugh, don't make me barf!" She gagged. "I am still gonna take control."
The confessional ended, and Jo walked up to Gwen, smiling. "Ok, you were right, teamwork is the way."
"I don't buy it." Brick said, annoyed.
"I'd think you would be the first to give her the benefit of the doubt, Brick." Trent said, confused.
"Oh no, I think she'll see that teamwork is better." Brick smiled. "I just don't buy that she's admitting she was wrong."
"Truce?" Jo brought up a fist.
"Uh, sure..." Gwen said, fist-bumping Jo, confused.
Confessionals:
"And getting Gwen on my side is the best way to do it," Jo said, smugly.
"After all, where Gwen goes," Heather added.
"Duncan follows." Jo finished, smiling.
"I know they're both trying to play me." Gwen said, annoyed. "And I love it!" She pumped her fist in the air. "For once, I've got a little power around here! Whoohoo, go team Gwen!"
"Team Gwen!" Cody grinned.
"Looks like Gothy's getting strategic." Eva smiled. "Finally."
The scene cut to Courtney walking behind Gwen and Duncan. "Ugh, Courtney's glaring at me, again!" Gwen growled. "Can't you make her stop?" She asked Duncan.
"Love to, but right now I'm blanking her like she's blanking me, so no can do!" Duncan shrugged. "But let me know if you catch her looking my way."
"Dude, Duncan's acting like a chick!" Geoff giggled.
"Sha-yeah, that idiot should be here instead of me!" Lightning laughed, earning a glare from Eva, somehow having figured out he could just rip off the duct tape.
"I thought I told you to cram it!" Eva growled.
"No stupid tape holds the Lightning back!" Lightning posed. "I'll get you back, Evan!"
"EVA. IT'S. EVA. E-V-A!" Eva screeched.
"Save all tussles for after the show, please." Noah sighed.
"Ugh..." Gwen sighed as Courtney passed her, Alejandro stopping.
"If you were my girlfriend, I wouldn't let anyone gaze at you, lest they spoil your ethereal beauty!" Alejandro smirked. "Just something to consider." He walked off.
"Wow, he's really laying it on thick there." Trent cringed.
Confessional:
"Heather and Jo are trying to lure Gwen into an alliance." He put up fingers representing Heather and Jo, and intertwined them. "And I intend to beat them to it!" He pounded his fist. "Then I'll be the one that Heather needs, hehe!" He looked at the camera. "Uh, um, and Jo. Heather and Jo!" He said nervously, hands together.
"Awww, Alberto still likes Helen!" Lindsay swooned.
"Real smooth there, Al." Noah smirked.
"At ease soldier!" Chris grinned and saluted, wearing a military helmet. "Let's all welcome back exiled hamster, Sam!" He waved over to Chef, who was driving back from the island, with Sam, who looked beat up, with a bruised eye and scratched body.
"Sam!" Dakota screamed, terrified. "Sam hurt!"
"Ok, ok, I kind of agree with her, that's just sad." Bridgette cringed.
"Hey Sam..." Zoey said, worried. "How was exile?"
"Aside from the blinding hunger and bear attacks, pretty good actually!" Sam wobbled back and forth, before falling over.
"Poor Sam..." Bridgette sighed.
"Dakota give Sam big hug when see him!" Dakota said.
"Well, there goes Sam's bones." Noah sighed.
"Ugh..." He sighed.
"Don't worry buddy, we smuggled you breakfast!" Mike and the other heroes rushed to Sam's side, each of them handing him something from their breakfast.
"So that's why they put the food in their pockets..." Geoff said.
"You bots are expert level awesome!" Sam smiled, eating the bacon. "Mmm, maple bacon power pellets."
"Does he always talk like that?" Lindsay asked.
"Sam talk funny when tired." Dakota shrugged.
"Courtney, what did you bring Sam?" Sierra turned to the CIT, who looked back awkwardly.
Confessional:
"No one told me we were doing that!" Courtney threw up her arms in defense.
Back in the forest, Chris was addressing the contestants. "Welcome to today's experiment with your pain thresholds." He clapped his hands as a TV wheeled up behind him, the contestants cringing. "Get ready for an ingenious twist on the war movie challenge from season two."
"Isn't that the one where Chris tried to ask Chef if he wanted to rent a hotel room?" Noah asked.
"No, that was the prison flick..." Cody said, but then he blinked. "AGH I DID NOT NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT!"
"There are two weapon caches in the heart of this forest. The big one is filled with state of the art paintball weaponry, and the little one has a bunch of cruddy old paintball slingshots." The villains looked incredibly pleased with this development. "Whoever gets there first gets their pick, and then you've gotta pick off the competition." Zoey and Mike cringed.
"Looking forward to it." Courtney scowled at Gwen.
"You get one point for each opponent you splatter, first team to six points wins, and one of the losers will get a dishonorable discharge tonight, flush o' shame style." Chris explained gleefully.
"I think the villains have this one in the bag." Eva grinned. "Duncan knows how to use a slingshot and a paintball gun, so either way, he wins."
"And Jo's really good with heavy artillery." Brick grinned. "Not good at aiming, though."
"Do I even want to know how you know that?" Noah asked.
"Shut up." Brick snapped.
"Huh, paintball again? Ooh, original!" Duncan waved his hands mockingly. "What a twist."
"Oh yeah, that..." Chris said, looking sad. "One of the conditions of my parole is I can't use or be around hard projectiles like paintballs." Chef walked up behind him. "Sooo, instead, you'll be using leeches!" Chef displayed said projectile, which wiggled back and forth, all of the contestants exclaiming in disgust.
"Ok, the parole officers should have seen that coming." Trent said.
"Only Chris would substitute leeches for paintballs." Noah sighed. "You know, I'm back to being glad I'm not competing."
Confessional:
"Leeches?" Heather put her hands up. "Chris is really making us earn the million this year, jerk." She folded her arms.
"As winners of yesterdays challenge, the heroes get a full 1 minute headstart." Chris announced, the heroes grinning and whooping.
"Ready," Chris said as Chef raised his pistol, "Set," Chef fired it, and the leech landed directly on Scott's face, Scott exclaiming in pain. "Go!" The heroes set off.
"You know who could outrace the hamsters, even with a headstart?" Heather walked up to Jo. "Lightning!"
"That's right, I'm awesome!" Lightning kissed his biceps.
"No you're not, short-pants, and stop the bicep lovin'." Eva growled, Lightning blushing.
"Way to ruin everything, Jo!" Heather complained.
"I'm pretty sure you voted for him too!" Brick groaned, annoyed.
"We all voted him off, remember?" Jo threw up her hands in anger.
"We may not need to worry." Alejandro smiled, as the camera cut to Sam huffing, tired.
"We gotcha buddy!" Mike and Sierra ran back and helped Sam up.
"Ah, now that's teamwork." Gwen sighed happily.
"Yeah, work together now, crush each other later." Heather grinned, clenching her fists. "Like you and Courtney!"
Gwen gasped. "What?"
"The allergy bouquet, the stink bomb, I love how you insist you want to be friends so she never sees it coming." Heather listed off the alleged crimes, smiling.
"Ok, even if Gwen was seriously doing that, " Trent began.
"Which she isn't!" Cody added, Trent coughing in annoyance.
"Anyway, even if those things were intentional, Courtney's so paranoid she'd think anything from Gwen was a threat." Trent finished, glaring at Cody.
"Uh..." Gwen began, but was interrupted.
"Talk about evil genius!" Heather whispered conspiratorially.
"But I really didn't do those things on purpose, really!" Gwen insisted.
"Sure..." Heather nudged Gwen, winking. The camera switched to the TV, which displayed 4 seconds left and counting on the heroes headstart.
"Villains, you're up in 3, 2, 1!" Chris grinned, Chef cocking the pistol. Scott was pulling on the leech to get it off of him, before the shot from Chef's pistol sent another onto him. Chris and Chef giggled, high-fiving, the villains running off.
"Move it, hustle!" Courtney screeched back at Mike and Sierra, who were still carrying Sam over their shoulders. "Or so help me, you'll never see another sunrise!"
"Damn, Courtney." Leshawna frowned. "He's injured, and they're helping him."
Confessional:
"Courtney is kind of scary sometimes..." Mike said, frightened, before gasping and convulsing, his hair falling over his eye. "And I love when things get scary." Mike? said, voice demonic and reverberating, he laughed until Mike? convulsed again, returning to normal. "So uh, what was I saying?"
"Oh my gosh, Sadie, his voice is so scary!" Katie shrieked.
"Oh my gosh, I know!" Sadie agreed. "But it's kind of hot, you know?"
"I don't know, I'm more scared than anything else." DJ said, shivering. "How do you make your voice do that?"
"Does anyone know where the heart of the forest is, exactly?" Sierra asked, huffing as she carried Sam.
"I'll go get a better look!" Zoey smiled, leaping up into the trees and jumping back and forth to the top, all of the contestants gaping in awe.
"Wow, Zoey's still got it!" Eva gaped.
"Commando Zoey returns!" Brick grinned.
Confessional:
"Zoey has some seriously impressive skills..." Courtney said in apparent admiration. "And that is why she's got to go.
"Almost an actual compliment." Noah said. "So close."
"Over there!" Zoey pointed offscreen, jumping down from her branch and running with them.
"Ok, they're heading left." Gwen and the rest of the villains skidded to a stop, Gwen talking to them. "If we take another path, maybe we can cut them off!"
"Great idea!" Heather said, clearly not meaning it. Jo glared at her, presumably because she was about to say the same thing.
"Go vultures!" Alejandro yelled as they ran off, Jo adding an additional 'Yes we can!'
"Need Dakota..." Sam sighed. "She can carry me around like a GameGuy!"
"Me help Sam if me was there!" Dakota replied to the TV. "Carry Sam to win!"
"That makes sense since..." Cameron stopped, smiling.
"You are a real life game guy!" Sierra and Cameron spoke at the same time, Sierra letting go of Sam to raise her arms, Mike and Sam collapsing on the ground.
Confessional:
"Sierra and I have a lot in common, we're both super smart, and we can both be a teensy bit socially oblivious sometimes." Cameron smiled blissfully, before a heavy knocking on the door interrupted him.
"Cameron, what are you doing in there?" Sierra asked, scared.
"Like I said." Cameron added.
"I think Cameron likes Sierra..." Geoff laughed.
"Good for him!" Cody grinned. "Anyone but me!"
"Oh my gosh, Katie, those two would be so-oo cute together!" Sadie grinned
"But he's so tiny, and she's so tall, how would they kiss?" Katie asked.
The camera cut to the forest's 'heart', where they found the crates. "The big one, go for the big one!" Courtney shrieked, before Duncan jumped from off frame to defend it, followed by the rest of the villains.
"Woah, where'd they come from?" Mike asked.
"Haha, suckers!" Duncan yelled as Heather blew a raspberry.
"Didn't see that coming..." DJ said, shocked.
"The small one, go for the small one!" Courtney amended, rushing to the other crate
"I think that was unnecessary." Noah said.
Courtney opened the crate and pulled out a metal pail full of leeches, some crawling out of the pail. "Gross..." She said, disgusted.
"Guess this is the low tech crate alright..." Mike sighed, holding a slingshot.
"Aww, cute!" Sierra pulled out another pail of leeches, cooing. "I think I'll call you... Cody!" She rubbed her face up against the bucket, Mike and Cameron sharing concerned glances.
"Ok, officially creeped out now." Noah said, shrinking back
"Seriously?" Cody shrieked. "Do I look like a bucket of leeches?"
"In a certain light, yes!" Izzy grinned.
"Not really, no." Owen corrected his girlfriend.
The villains cheered, before Jo turned to them."Who needs Lightning, am I right, people, eh?" The rest of the team rolled their eyes.
"Hey, I was a valuable team sha-player! Not my fault the stupid statue miscounted." Lightning protested.
"Jo really doesn't like you, does she?" Eva said, smirking.
"Secretly she feels very insecure in her femininity, and being mistaken for a boy only solidified her fears." Dawn said offhandedly.
"But Jo's really pretty!" Brick said, blushing.
"You really aren't good with hiding crushes, are you, honey." Leshawna grinned.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Brick shouted, face even brighter.
Duncan punched the crate, and it opened to reveal a rack of paintball weaponry and a cannon. "I'll take the cannon!" Everyone shouted.
"Ok, so Chris can't be around hard projectiles, but he can order a cannon?" Noah asked.
"No, I'll take the cannon!" Everyone yelled again, this time at each other. "Ugh!"
"We use it as a team, right Gwen?" Alejandro offered, looking at Gwen.
"Uh..." Gwen began.
"Yeah, obviously." Heather cut her off.
"That's what I was going to say!" Jo added. "Whoo, go team!" The camera switching to Duncan's shocked expression.
"Gang up on Gwen, much?" Geoff laughed. "Dude, they're all really bad at this."
Confessional:
"So Heather, Jo, and Alejandro are making a play for Gwen." Duncan explained. "Why isn't anyone trying to work me?" He looked hurt.
"He can't stand not being the center of attention, can he?" Bridgette said.
"Probably because I can't be manipulated." Duncan folded his arms. "But they could at least try!"
"You guys are right!" Gwen said to the others, smiling. "We need to stop attacking each other and start attacking the other guys." She grinned, throwing up her arm. "FIRE THE CANNON!" She yelled, Scott pulling the string on the cannon, sending a ball of leeches into a nearby intern, who fell over, toppling the boom mike he was operating.
Confessional:
"Hehehe, whoops..." Gwen laughed nervously. "Being in charge is harder than it looks..."
Gwen's clip was paused as the camera panned out to reveal Chris's clip area. "Tell me about it." Chris grinned. "The villains are off to quite a start, but, which team will make it to the finish? Find out when we come back on Total Drama All Stars!" Chris announced.
"Ten bucks says the villains win." Trent tossed down a ten dollar bill.
"Who would be stupid enough to bet against you?" Noah said. "The villains have the heavy artillery!"
"Ooh, ooh, I want to vote on the heroes!" Lindsay squealed, throwing down a twenty by accident.
"I stand corrected." Noah sighed.
After the commercial break, the camera switched to the heroes walking in the forest, Sam still being carried by Mike and Sierra. "Of course the villains get machine gun shooters, we'll never beat them with these puny slingshots!" Courtney complained, holding up her slingshot.
"Sure we can," Cameron began.
"If we're stealthy and score first!" He and Sierra both said, Sierra dropping Sam again to high five him.
"Ugh, nerd love." Courtney deadpanned. "If you kiss in front of me, I will throw up."
"Even Courtney sees it!" Geoff laughed.
"Oh, don't worry, we're just friends, right Sierra?" Cameron laughed awkwardly, turning to Sierra.
"Huh?" Sierra blinked, the camera cutting to Cameron, who looked at her, until the background faded away to reveal she was looking at Cody in Cameron's clothes.
"Ok, ewewewewewwwww!" Cody said, curling up into the fetal position. "It's like every nightmare I've ever had, in Sierra-vision!"
"Sierra?" Cameron/Cody said, confused. "Is something wrong?"
"Yes, something is very, very wrong!" Cody added.
Sierra shook her head vigorously and looked again. "Uh, nope, nothing's wrong, Co-Cameron, all good!" She corrected herself, laughing nervously.
"Just so we're clear, when I joked about Cody-vision, I was JOKING." Noah turned to Cody.
"A cave!" Zoey pointed at the apparently abandoned yeti cave. "Sam can rest in there while the rest of us take on the villains!"
The camera cut to them setting Sam down inside the cave. "Power levels... low..." He moaned.
"Should someone stay to guard him?" Mike asked the rest of them.
"I'll do it!" Courtney offered. "I owe him for not bringing him some breakfast!"
"Not buying it." Nearly half the playa's spoke in unison.
"Like she cares." Noah said, annoyed.
"And you would?" Eva asked.
"My little buddy would never abandon an injured dude!" Owen patted Noah on the back. "Even when we were facing off against Jack the Ripper, we went back to save Tyler!"
"Thanks for leaving me on the rack, by the way." Tyler looked uncharacteristically annoyed.
"I've been telling you, if you hadn't been all 'sweaty yoga monk' on us, you could have just asked to be untied!" Noah said, exasperated.
"And I'm telling you, I was way too into character!" Tyler yelled back.
"I have no idea what's going on, but I'm siding with my boyfriend." Lindsay pecked Tyler on the cheek.
"Apology accepted, bro..." Tyler was lost in Lindsay's eyes and seemed to have forgotten the argument.
Confessionals:
"I knew Courtney had a heart buried in there somewhere." Zoey smiled.
"This is what the smart leaders do, hang back and let the foot soldiers take the leeches to the face." Courtney smirked.
"Yep, still Courtney." Beth frowned. "You would think she'd learn... Guess not."
"We have to find the villains before they find us!" Zoey explained to the others as they left the cave.
"Stealthy forest maneuvers?" Mike laughed. "This sounds like a job for Svetlana!" He took a deep breath.
"Oh goodie!" Sierra clapped."She's my favorite."
Mike continued holding his breath for a couple seconds. "Svetlana, is that you?" Cameron asked.
"Ugh..." Mike let go of his breath. "Nah, still me..."
"Oh, that can't be good." DJ whimpered.
Confessional:
"Ok, wasn't too long ago, I couldn't keep my alternate personalities in." Mike looked panicked, making hand motions. "Now, they won't come out!" He looked terrified, before getting a determined look on his face and bashing his arm into the confessional wall. "Ow... Danged wall, am I right, Chester?" He looked down at himself.
"Is everyone crazy this season?" Noah asked.
"I dunno, I think it's kind of sad, not crazy." Trent said.
"Mike fears being alone." Dawn explained without any provocation. "He hasn't been without his personalities for over seven years, he can't handle being alone in his head."
"So he can't live with them, and he can't live without them." Noah mused. "That must suck."
Mike suddenly ripped his shirt off, exposing his bare chest. "Yo, Vito, my shirt's off!" He called out. "Come and get it!"
"Where's my man?" Anne Maria gasped.
"Oh my gosh, Sadie, look at his abs!" Katie squealed.
"I know! He should take off his shirt more often!" Sadie grinned.
"Hey, back off the Vito, he's mine!" Anne Maria pulled a can of hairspray out of her hair, brandishing it threateningly.
"Vito?" Mike looked around, before curling up into the fetal position, shivering wildly. "Anybody?"
Over by the Villainous Vultures, Scott, Duncan, Gwen and Jo were all pushing the cannon. Gwen stopped pushing. "We're easy targets like this, maybe we should ditch the cannon."
"No way, I haven't got a turn to fire it yet!" Jo patted the cannon, before hugging it gently. "Isn't that right, sweetheart?"
"Bet'cha Brick wants to be that cannon!" Izzy grinned, hanging upside down from the rafters.
"No I don't!" Brick retorted.
"Ok..." Gwen said, confused. "Then we should split up." She offered.
"Agreed, I'll go with Gwen." Alejandro pointed to himself.
"No, I'll go with Gwen." Heather disagreed.
"As if I'm letting any of you go anywhere with Gwen." Jo joined the argument.
"Let Gwen decide, you morons! You're sitting ducks!" Eva groaned.
"Please, attempt to be reasonable." Alejandro said, before all three launched into an argument, ignoring the leech headed straight at them. It hit Alejandro straight in the butt. "Ahh! I'm hit!" He shrieked, collapsing.
"Why is no one noticing he feels pain below the waist?" Noah asked. "If he was really numb, he wouldn't have felt that!"
"Sorry!" Zoey waved apologetically. "But not totally." She ran off as the villains attempted to fire back, missing her entirely.
Jo ran back to the cannon as everybody continued to open fire, launching a cannonball of leeches. The leeches however, hit Scott, who screamed and collapsed."Oh come on!"
"That's two points for the heroes and zilch for the villains!" Chris announced over the intercom, much to the ire of the villains.
"How are they losing? They have cannons!" Eva growled.
"I think that is the problem." Noah smirked.
"But Zoey only hit Alejandro!" Duncan protested.
"True, but friendly fire counts." Chris replied, all of the villains turning in anger to Jo.
"What?" Jo yelled back. "Dirtboy got in the way!"
"You can take your excuses and stick them in your-ugh!" Heather began, but was cut off by another leech to the face, Mike sheepishly waving before running off. "In my hair!" She shrieked, tugging on the leech. "What is wrong with you?
"Heheh, make that three to zero." Chris laughed over the intercom.
"Well, I guess I'm gonna lose that ten bucks..." Trent sighed.
"C'mon!" Gwen urged, running off, Duncan following.
"Avenge me!" Heather yelled as they ran off.
"I'll take care of Zoey." Jo said, taking Scott's machine gun from him, as he was unconscious.
"Just pretend Mike is Courtney and you'll clobber him in no time!" Duncan assured his girlfriend.
"Wait, do you think I've been attacking Courtney on purpose too?" Gwen turned and looked at him.
"Pretty much, yeah." Duncan shrugged.
"You really think I could be that vengeful?" Gwen put her hand on her chest. "You don't know me at all!"
"Dump him and go out with me!" Cody yelled.
"Yeah, that won't happen." Eva smirked.
"It totally could!" Cody insisted.
"Aha!" Sierra popped up behind them and attempted to launch a leech at them, but unfortunately, the leech landed on her. "It feels just like Cody's kiss!" She keeled over.
"She's never been kissed by me!" Cody insisted. "She's kissed me, sure, but I have never kissed back."
"She keeps comparing you to leeches. That's not a good sign for your relationship." Noah smirked.
Confessional:
Gwen made hideous barfing noises.
"She ran all the way to the confessional to say that. Wow." Noah gaped.
"The villains luck into a point!" Chris announced over the loudspeakers. "But the heroes still lead by three!" Duncan looked behind him to see Cameron preparing a leech.
"Angle 47 degrees, allowing for minimal wind resistance..." Cameron muttered, releasing the leech, which ricocheted off several surfaces, including a squirrels head, before heading straight for Gwen.
"Noooo!" Duncan leapt in slow motion to take the leech for Gwen, which hit him in the butt. "Ahh!" He screamed
"Duncan!" Gwen said, worried.
"Wow, he put his literal ass on the line for her." Leshawna said, smiling.
"Which I would do in a heartbeat for you, my fair Legoddess." Harold swooned, smiling blissfully and bowing.
"I know you would, sugar baby." Leshawna giggled.
"Keep the loving to yourself!" Eva growled. "Some of us want to watch!"
"Besides, nothing competes with the Lightningrods!" Lightning flexed his arm muscles, only to have Eva punch him in the face. "Sha-owwww..." He moaned.
"Great shot, Cody!" Sierra waved, having gotten up.
"Uh..." Cameron looked concerned."Did you just say-" He began, before Gwen retaliated with machine gun fire, sending Cameron to the ground, face covered in leeches.
"The villains score again, but the heroes still lead, four points to two!" Chris continued his running commentary.
"Wow, I can't believe you just took a leech for me..." Gwen knelt down by her boyfriend, rubbing his shoulder.
"Well, guess you don't know me that well either, huh?" Duncan smirked jokingly, before Gwen got shot in the back of her head with another leech.
"Haha!" Mike smiled. "Sorry, couldn't resist taking a shot."
"That didn't sound like Mike." Bridgette said.
"It wasn't Mike." Dawn frowned. "At least, not completely."
"Would you stop with the cryptic bullshit!?" Eva growled. "If you have something important to say, say it like a normal person!"
"I dare not tell the future." Dawn shrugged. "It is dangerous to inform you of your own fate."
"There you go again, look, stop with the prophecies and start with the zipping it!" Eva shrieked.
The camera closed in on Jo, walking up to the cave where Sam and Courtney were hidden. "It's five to two heroes, one more point and the hamsters win!" Chris announced.
"Pathetic." Jo muttered angrily.
Confessional:
"Some team, I'm stronger than Old Heather, Ale-handwalker, Count Gwen-ula, Stunkan, and Sharkbait combined!" Jo counted off on her hands the 'names' of her teammates.
"Rapid fire insult much?" Noah said.
"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to dump Lightning so fast..." Jo speculated.
"Ha, told you the Lightning was right-ning!" Lightning grinned.
A small screen fell down from the ceiling with a clip of Lightning playing. "I told you you'd regret it!" The clip of the arrogant jock smirked. "Ha, I win, sha-whoo!" He raised his hands in celebration as Jo grabbed the monitor angrily.
"What the-" She began.
"Hehehahahuh..." Chris laughed. "He left a prerecorded message, just in case!" Chris giggled, Jo ripping the monitor from its cord, groaning.
"Wow, short-pants, that was pretty smart..." Eva looked shocked.
"What?" Lightning looked up from his bicep kissing in surprise. "Sha-thanks, dude!" He grinned. "Pops gave me the idea, so I could sha-humiliate the enemy!"
"Smells like sweat and bacon..." Jo walked into the cave, looking around suspiciously. "Sam!" She grinned maliciously, the camera centered behind a rock with Courtney.
"Ew, ew ew ew ew!" Courtney picked a leech out of the bucket to launch it, hitting right in front of Jo's head.
"Time to start evening the odds!" Jo began assaulting Courtney with a barrage of leeches, Courtney ducking behind the rocks.
"Go Jo!" Brick grinned, but faltered when everyone looked at him funny. "It's not like she doesn't deserve it... She's not a team player!" He said defensively.
Courtney screamed, running over to Sam, she grabbed him by the collar and used him as a shield to defend herself, the leeches all hitting Sam. "Five points to three, it aint over yet!" Chris announced.
"See, not a team player!" Brick said, pointing.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt." Geoff cringed.
"ME KILL COURTNEY!" Dakota yelled, shaking the ceiling slightly. "DAKOTA CRUSH HER LIKE BUG!"
"Ok, ok, calm down!" Trent said, cringing as Dakota glared at him. "I mean, sure, she deserves it, but Sam wouldn't want you to hurt her." He offered.
" Me still kill Courtney." Dakota said, seemingly calmed down, but not placated.
"I can't argue with a ten foot tall mutant, especially since she has a point." Noah said, slightly terrified.
"Let's make it five to four." Jo pulled the machine gun from its holster, the camera deliberately showing Zoey had snuck up behind them. Zoey pulled back her slingshot, attracting the attention of Jo, who ducked as the leech flew by. "Nice try, apology breath." She said, pulling the trigger. "Ugh, it's jammed!"
"Nice try, mean nickname-giver...!" Zoey attempted to retort wittily, but failed.
"She's too nice for nickname giving." Bridgette smiled.
Jo suddenly grabbed the leech barrel and tossed it at Zoey, which opened up, sending the leeches flying in slow motion out at Zoey. Zoey ducked and picked a leech straight out of the air, and sent it flying back at Jo, hitting her in the face. "Not sorry!" Zoey grinned.
"This just in, with a final score of six points to three, the heroes win!" Chris called out over the loudspeakers. "Although some of them didn't behave all that heroically...Courtney." Zoey looked back at Courtney, who was still hiding behind Sam.
"My survival instinct kicked in!" Courtney defended herself, when Zoey and Jo both looked at her funny, she dropped Sam to put her hands up in defense."Anyone would have done the same."
"Now I know who not to rely on in future seasons." Trent said, glaring slightly. "Here's your ten dollars, Lindsay." He forked over said dollar bill.
"Ooh, yay me!" Lindsay clapped happily.
"Ugh..." Sam groaned. "Yay, we won!" He put his hand up in a cheer, before coughing up a leech.
"Five bucks says Jo goes home!" Trent shouted.
"You're on!" Brick put down a five dollar bill.
"You realize it's unlikely anyone else will go home, seeing as she did cost their team the win, right?" Noah said.
"I know what I'm doing!" Brick said.
"Welcome back, Villainous Vultures." Chris announced, everyone gathered around the campfire for the elimination. "Second elimination in a row, heheh, way to lose." He laughed. "Now, get ready to cut someone loose, it's votin' time."
The camera panned over to Zoey comforting Sam, who looked dejected."Don't worry Sam, no one's going to make you go back to Boney Island twice in a row." She looked at the others. "Right guys?"
"It's not that," Cameron explained. "While Sam was in exile, someone trashed his GameGuy!" Sam nodded and pulled out the GameGuy, which was hanging in two pieces.
"Someone..." Geoff coughed. "Mike!"
"What?" Zoey exclaimed.
"Who would do such a thing?" Sierra asked.
"I know, right?" Mike laughed nervously, eyes wide and pupils shrunk."It's so totally unexplainable." He laughed nervously.
Confessional:
"His GameGuy is really broken?" Mike asked, hands out. "I thought that was just a weird dream!" He sighed. "What's happening to me?"
"You'd think a guy with MPD would be used to not remembering things." Trent shrugged.
"Who do you think's going home?" Sierra leaned over to Cameron. "My money's on Jo."
"So is mine." Trent said.
"Unless she can convince them..." Cameron began.
"To cut Heather!" Sierra joined in, both of them high-fiving. "Oh Cody, we really do think alike." Sierra grinned.
"Yeah, except I'm Cameron, not Cody." The camera switched to Sierra-vision, Cody's head on Cameron's body.
"Why me?" Cody whined.
"Oh Cody, don't be silly." Sierra flipped her hand."Who wants a foot rub?" She grabbed his feet, Cameron screaming.
"This is getting a little rape-y..." Noah shivered. "What is wrong with her?"
"She has mild hallucinations and depends on Cody due to deep-seated hero worship problems." Dawn butted in. "She also has a family history of undiagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder."
"We really didn't need to know." Noah said, annoyed. "It was a rhetorical question."
"You don't have to hide your emotions behind a wall of sarcasm to be accepted, you know." Dawn completely ignored what he said, placing a hand on his chest.
Confessional:
"I saw season three!" Cameron said. "I know what Cody went through with Sierra, and there is no way I'm being Cody number two."
"No, no you don't!" Cody shivered. "There are things the camera didn't see..." Cody got a hollow stare in his eyes. "Horrible things."
"You mean the time she drugged you and spent the whole night kissing you and-" Izzy began, but Cody shushed her.
"Horrible. Things." He insisted.
"She's nice and all, but I'm not always great with being touched." He explained, a fly landing on his hand, screaming. "AH! Get off me!" He waved his arms. "It's a problem, never said I was proud of it."
"The votes are in!" Chris announced, Chef nearby with a plate of marshmallows."But, before I announce our loser du jour, I need a hamster to volunteer for exile." He explained.
"Ooh, me me me!" Cameron shouted from offscreen, earning exclamations of confusion (and in Sierra's case, fear).
"Don't you think someone else on your team might be more deserving of a night on Boney Island?" Chris asked, stretching the word 'deserving'."Courtney!" He coughed under his breath.
"I second the Courtney vote." Leshawna said. "Girl needs to get some pain in return for what she did."
"Me want Courtney get eaten by bear." Dakota nodded.
"That's ok, I want to go." Cameron stood up.
Confessional:
"Sierra probably just needs a little less Cam time." Cameron said weakly. "And I definitely need a little less Sierra time."
"You and me both." Cody said.
"But you haven't seen her in days." Noah said, confused.
"And I want it to stay that way." Cody smiled.
"Good luck, Cameron!" Zoey waved him goodbye as Chef walked him away.
"He's so little... Maybe the animals won't notice he's there?..." Mike offered, clearly worried.
"Alrighty then, onwards and flushwards" Chris smiled. "The following villains are safe, Gwen, Alejandro, Duncan, and Scott." He tossed the marshmallows to the said players.
"Ready to pay up?" Trent smirked.
"No, Heather could still go home..." Brick faltered.
"Heather and Jo, you're on the edge." Chris said firmly. "Heather for being a pain in the keister and Jo for being a pain in the keister who also took out her own team-mate in today's challenge."
"He should have ducked!" Jo said, pointing at Scott.
"And tonight's flushee is..." Chris announced, not taking his usual pause for dramatic effect. "Jo." He tossed the final marshmallow to Heather.
"What!?" Jo screamed. "Are you all nuts?"
"Aw, man..." Brick sighed, handing a five dollar bill to Trent.
"But, before we get flushing, I wanna do a little re-shuffling." Chris walked up to the campfire. "Today, one villain acted more like a hero, and one hero acted more like a villain."
"Ok, so Courtney's switching, obviously, but who's gonna be the new hero?" Noah said, scratching his head.
"I think it's Gwen." Trent said.
"But she didn't do anything heroic." Brick countered. "The only Villain who did something nice was-oh, I see." He stopped.
"See who?" Lindsay asked, looking around.
"Duncan." Brick said.
"But Jeanna is getting flushed..." Lindsay looked around.
"So, pack your bags and switch your teams, Courtney and Duncan." Chris smiled, the teams exclaiming in surprise.
"I don't wanna be a villain!" Courtney whined.
"Don't use Sam as a human shield unless you're prepared to face the consequences, honey." Noah frowned.
"And I don't want to be a lame-o hero!" Duncan agreed.
"Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, just do it!" Chris yelled.
"Huh." Duncan sighed. "It was fun while it lasted." He turned to Gwen, kissing her, walking towards Courtney and meeting in the center. "'Least now you have to stop blanking me and admit I exist." He smirked.
"Yeah, you exist." Courtney shot a poisonous glare at Duncan. "SO WHAT!?" She stomped her foot and screamed.
"Eh, I think I liked the blanking better." Duncan walked off and rubbed his head nervously.
"Hey, welcome to the team-" Gwen got up to welcome Courtney, but accidentally kicked the leech bucket onto Courtney.
"I don't mean to be rude, but she had it coming." DJ admitted, shrugging.
"Ah!" Courtney shrieked. "Ewww!" She pulled the leech bucket off to reveal her face covered with leeches. "Ah!" She screamed again.
"I swear, I didn't see the pail!" Gwen said, scared.
"Heheheh, pure evil!" Chris put his hands together.
"Exhibit A." Noah snarked.
Confessional:
"Am I doing it on purpose?" Gwen asked, gripping her head.
The camera switched to the Flush of Shame, where Jo was in the bowl. "Any final words?" Chris asked.
"Just flush it already." Jo growled, Chris obliging.
"I will not miss her." Chris smiled. "Tune in next time for more sweet, sweet mayhem, right here on Total Drama All Stars!"
"Ok, so Jo's gone..." Brick sighed.
"Chin up, buddy." Owen suddenly gave Brick a bear hug. "That means she'll be here!"
"I guess..." Brick sighed.
"Goddamnit!" Jo suddenly burst into the room, still slightly wet. "Stupid producers said I had to wait till you morons were done watching!" She kicked the door, denting the metal, before sitting down next to Brick.
"Hi-hi Jo!" Brick smiled warmly, only to have Jo growl at him.
"Not in the mood, G.I Joke!" She glared, huffing. "Goddamn stupid team."
"Wow, she's worse than me." Eva mumbled.
"I have ears you know!" Jo shouted, grabbing Eva by the stolen lightning bolt necklace. "I'm way worse than anything you could do!"
"You wanna go at it? Let's go at it!" Eva agreed, removing Jo's hand from her necklace and leapt at Jo.
"Uh, gals, let's not-" Brick began, before Jo gave him a snarl. "Never mind..."
"Aw man, why can't it be chicks fighting?" Lightning complained. "Sha-dude fights aren't hot at all."
"Wait a second, wait a second!" Jo pushed Eva off her neck. "Truce?" She offered her hand, pointing at Lightning.
"Truce." Eva grinned, grabbing Jo's hand. They turned to Lightning, who gulped.
"Sha-what?" Lightning asked, scared. "What did Lightning do?" He ran out the door.
"Oh no you don't" Jo chased after him, Eva following.
"Wait up, Jo!" Brick yelled, following right behind Eva.
"Ten bucks says Jo lands the last punch!" Trent grinned.
"I have five on Eva." Leshawna smirked, tossing down a five dollar bill.
AN; Yeah, sucks to be Lightning, don't it. Again, who will land the last punch? Will Brick get them to stop before Lightning's in the hospital? My money says no. Sorry for the extra Noco, I couldn't resist. Well, less Noco, and more implied, so feel free to ignore it. If you're wondering why everyone is (and will be) so scared of Mal, it's because while we know that no one will die and that Mal isn't real, in their world, Mal is a real psychopath who could end up murdering the entire cast.