"We've got Movie Sign!" Cody's prerecorded message played as everyone walked into the room again, as if they had always been doing it. Well, they had for the last two seasons, but it felt like they had been doing it for their whole life.
"Jo, look, I'm sorry!" Brick was following behind Jo, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.
"Cram it, Private Pantyhose, I'm not in the mood." Jo snapped at him. "Move it or lose it, Gap-tooth!" She yelled at Cody, who scrambled out of the way, Jo storming off to sit on a beanbag chair.
"Jeez, what pissed her off?" Cody mumbled to Brick, scared.
"She's still mad about being voted off." Brick whispered back. "She's been like this all day!"
"And you found this out how?" Noah added in, sitting on his normal seat.
"Uh, I mean, I..." Brick stuttered, blushing. "We walked by each other before breakfast and she was like this! I definitely haven't been hanging out with her all day!" He waved his hands frantically.
"Sure you weren't." Eva smirked at his flailing. "That's why I saw you two talking during lunch, right?"
"I-I...That's classified information, soldier." Brick said sharply.
"Hey walking lie detector!" Eva yelled over to Dawn, who looked up, frowning. "What does Brick really think?"
"I don't appreciate being called that." Dawn said calmly. "If Brick wishes to hide his true feelings inside, I won't stop him."
"Guys, look, can we stop fighting?" Bridgette jumped into the conversation. "The show's starting."
"Last time, on a very special episode of Total Drama All Stars." Chris's voice narrated over a montage of the previous episode. "It was all about teamwork, or lack thereof." A clip of Courtney using Sam as a shield played. "Harsh, Courtney." He laughed. "Awesome, but harsh."
"Courtney pay for hurting Sam!" Dakota waved her fist angrily.
"Well what else is Game-Junkie good for?" Jo snapped at the mutant, everyone backing away from the two in fear. "He's like a wall of meat!"
"Jo, you should take that back right now, seriously!" Brick waved his hands in fear, Dakota snarling.
"I can handle myself, Brick." Jo said to him angrily.
"Well Sam still in game and Jo stuck here!" Dakota growled.
"It's not my fault Scott was in the way!" Jo retorted, standing up.
"Guys, guys, calm down!" Trent nervously stepped between the two. "Can't we settle this like normal people?"
"Do you seriously think betting would solve this problem?" Brick said, confused.
"I was actually gonna suggest we sit down and talk about it." Trent sighed.
"I like the talking idea, let's go with that." Bridgette said, scared.
"Hell no!" Jo yelled at Bridgette. "I am not talking about my feelings!"
"Hey, no one yells at my Bridgey-Bear!" Geoff stepped in front of his girlfriend.
Jo ignored him and turned back to Dakota. "Twenty bucks says next time the hamsters get their ass handed to them, Sam gets kicked off!"
"Dakota bet Sam win next challenge!" Dakota threw down fifty dollars.
"Dakota, are you sure that betting that much is a good idea?" Bridgette asked.
"Dakota's daddy gives Dakota lots more money." Dakota shrugged.
"Ok, ok, now that that's over, can we get back to the show?" Noah asked, annoyed.
"The challenge? An epic leechball battle brought out everyone's inner psycho." Chris said, clips of Zoey's slow motion save played, along with other similar scenes. "Especially Jo's, which is why she got flushed."
"How was I supposed to know friendly fire counted?" Jo growled at the screen. "At least I hit someone! I was like the only person who hit anyone!"
"But, it was an unexpected act of valor that inspired my brilliant switcheroo!" Chris said, Duncan's heroic dive shown onscreen. "Now Duncan's a hero, Courtney's a villain, and I'm a genius."
"That is not even worth it." Leshawna glared.
"Oh, it's gonna get naaasty!" Chris put his hands together, smirking. "Will the heroes crush the villains winning streak? Find out now on Total Drama All Stars!" He announced.
"Hey, Jo!" Eva suddenly moved seats to be closer to Jo, who looked marginally less angry at her interruption. "You were awesome during that fight we had with Lightning." She smiled. "I mean, seriously, that last punch you threw! Where'd you even learn that?" She slammed her fist into her palm.
"You only sha-caught me off guard!" Lightning blushed, shrinking back when Jo gave him a glare.
"I have two older brothers." Jo shrugged, smirking. "You either land the last punch or you get your ass handed to you."
"Wow, and I thought I had a screwed up family relationship." Noah gaped.
"What's your family like?" Cody asked, curious.
"Five older brothers and three older sisters." Noah shrugged.
"You're the youngest of nine?" Cody gaped.
"Yeah, it sucks more than you think. Why do you think I only have mismatched socks?" Noah pointed at his shoes, which indeed had one sock shorter than the other. "We only have like two complete pairs."
"So can we get back to the show and stop with the family stories?" Eva said bluntly. "You talk way too much."
"Sorry, I can't help it if everyone keeps handing me jokes." Noah shrugged.
The camera opened up on a view of the stormy skies above Wawahnakwa, focusing in on the villains cabins, Scott and Alejandro sleeping peacefully until a loud crash woke them up. "Wah?" Scott looked up to see a shadowy face in the door, both him and Alejandro screaming. The figure revealed itself to be Chef, carrying a large sack over his shoulders. He tossed it into the room, exploding into a cloud of dust.
Confessional:
"Mmmhmm, I grew up on powdered gruel." Scott smiled blissfully, face and top half covered in the powder. "Rich people food has nothing on this stuff. It's the sawdust that makes it so tasty." He stuck his finger in his mouth.
"I think we can all agree, everyone grew up better than Scott... Boy's messed up." Leshawna cringed.
"Most of us." Dawn corrected.
"Who could possibly have a worse home life than him?" Jo asked, annoyed. "I don't think they showed you guys the clip, but he was shocked that the steaks the hotel served had actual cow in them!"
"I don't think telling you would be fair to Mi-" Dawn began, cutting herself off, but not before she got odd looks.
"Disgusting! I bet the girls are not treated this cruelly." Alejandro grumbled, before a loud poof was heard, indicating another sack full of gruel had been dropped, Courtney's scream rang out. "I stand corrected." He smirked.
Confessional:
Courtney was covered in gruel like the rest of the villains, a solid lump on her head, glaring. "I wish Chef would pass on the whole 'bed and breakfast' thing and let us starve instead!" She air-quoted 'bed and breakfast'. "It would be more humane."
"I don't know, gruel is totally an improvement over the moving stuff they gave us in season one, gosh." Harold shrugged.
The confessional ended, Courtney walking out of the cloud of powdered gruel and opened the door to find Scott standing there with a bucket full of gruel. "You gonna finish your gruel?" He smiled.
"What? No, gross!" Courtney motioned behind her. "Help yourself."
Scott suddenly grabbed part of the hardened gruel off of Courtney's head and ate it. "You clean up real nice." He commented, leaving Courtney standing there shocked.
"Dude, is he hitting on Courtney?" Trent gaped.
"That's barking up the wrong tree." Noah said. "I'm pretty sure Courtney's at least half shark."
"Ooh, my uncle is half shark!" Izzy swung down from her permanent seating place in the rafters. "Or did he have his bottom half eaten by a shark... I can't remember..." She mused.
Confessional:
"Hmm..." Courtney mused. "Smelly, pit-stainy..." She listed off. "But I definitely need an ally now that I'm stuck on team villain, so...Hmmm..." She sighed.
The camera switched over to the hotel, cutting inside to a dark room, Sam's chuckling could be heard. Duncan walked into the room, yawning and stretching, Sierra giggling and shushing the others. "Surprise!" Everyone shouted as the room lit up, revealing a huge party had been set up, complete with confetti and a cake held by the butler. "Welcome to the hero team, Duncan!" They continued, Duncan frozen in shock, Zoey snapping a party hat on his head and stuck a party blower in his mouth, causing him to blow it out.
"Wow, they really want to welcome him, don't they." Geoff said. "Dude, that rocks!"
Confessional:
"Ugh, to all my peeps back home and at juvie, I am not a hero!" Duncan groaned, still wearing the party hat."It must be a trap to gain my trust and then bam!" He punched his hand with his fist. "They vote me off." He pointed behind him. "Fat chance of that, but I can't let them know that I know, so yeah, I ate the cake!" He said defensively. "It was like eating the happiest day of my life!" Duncan sniffled.
"The heroes have no ill will towards Duncan in their auras... Well, most of their auras." Dawn smiled, then frowned.
"Duncan, on team hero! The fans will lose it!" Sierra grinned. "I have to get a photo for my blog!" She ran off.
"That's odd..." Cody pulled out his phone. "Her tweeter account hasn't updated in hours!"
"And you follow her because?" Noah smirked.
"I only follow her so I can flag her posts of my private property." Cody said defensively. "Something's seriously wrong."
"Maybe she just hasn't got the chance to get on tweeter?" Bridgette smiled.
"I don't know, it does seem out of character for her to not post anything. Girl's addicted to the web." Leshawna put her hand on her hips in thought.
"Let's sing the welcome song!" Sam grinned.
"How 'bout let's not do that." Duncan looked extremely annoyed. Suddenly, Sierra screamed off camera, causing him to turn around.
"My social media machine!" Sierra ran back to them, shoving her broken cell-phone in Duncan's face. "It's in pieces!" She shrieked. "Oh, hello, hello, hello?" She began furiously tapping the keys, causing the outer shell to flake off, the camera cut to Mike looked confused at this revelation.
"Well, I guess that explains it." Noah shrugged. "Mike broke another toy."
Confessional:
"Did I break her phone?" Mike asked the camera.
"Why would Pointy break her phone?" Jo asked.
"You weren't here, but we think Mike has a new personality that Dawn's terrified of." Trent explained
"Terrified of Twig-legs over there?" Jo laughed. "He couldn't seriously injure a fly!"
The camera switched to what was apparently earlier in the night, Sierra sleeping on the foot of her bed with a pillow that had Cody's face drawn on it. Lightning flashed and Mike? suddenly appeared by Sierra's bedside, grabbing her phone and crushing it with his bare hand, giving an evil smirk.
"Woah, how did he crush that phone so easily?" Cody gaped.
"Sha-Lightning could do it in his sleep!" Lightning smirked. "Didn't know Mike could, though."
Confessional:
Mike suddenly gasped and his hair fell down over his eyes. "Huhuhuhuhuh, huh." He laughed manically, rubbing his hands together.
"Mark looks scary..." Lindsay recoiled in fear.
"Don't worry, Linds, I'll protect you." Tyler smiled, wrapping his hands around her waist.
"Thanks, Tyler!" Lindsay grinned.
"It's ok, Sierra..." Mike attempted to console Sierra, who looked like she was on the verge of tears.
"It's not ok!" She cried. "It's no-kay!" She threw up her hands. "It had my top five-hundred Cody pics on it!"
"Just picture them in your mind then!" Sam smiled, pointing to his head.
Sierra looked down at her phone, lip trembling, then looked up at the others, the camera getting a pink tint and hearts as Sierra imagined them all with Cody's head."Ok Codies!" She said, eyes glimmering, as everyone shared concerned looks.
"AH!" Cody shrieked, backing up. "Do not want, do NOT want!"
"When she gets voted off, we should probably get her checked for rabies." Noah agreed, cringing.
Confessionals:
"Man I miss my villainous babe." Duncan sighed. "I bet she's having a blast."
As if in response, the next confessional was Gwen sitting in the fetal position in the confessional. "This is the worst." She looked at the camera. "I only came back to Total Drama to make things better with Courtney!" Her voice broke as she sounded as if she was about to cry. "But now she hates me more than ever!" She put her head between her legs.
"Gwen!" Cody yelled at the TV, hand outstretched.
"Girl needs a hug." Leshawna said sadly.
The camera cut to right outside the confessional, where Courtney was listening in, Gwen's sobbing could be heard even from the camera's perspective.
Confessional:
"She came back for me?" Courtney asked, hands near her chest. "Yeah right, she probably knew I'd overhear, but-but how?" She said.
"She really doesn't want to believe she's wrong, doesn't she?" Beth frowned. "Gwen is crying and all she can think is that she must be faking it!"
"Ok, now that the weather's cleared up," Chris announced over the loudspeaker system. "Get your waterlogged butts down to the beach for today's beat-down... I mean, challenge!" He corrected himself. The camera switched to Chris standing in a clearing as the players filed in. "Welcome, contestants." He smiled. "Before we get started, let's bring back last night's exile, Cameron!" He pointed upwards, where Chef was piloting a helicopter, Cameron hanging from a claw. Chef dropped Cameron and he fell to the ground. Chris looked down at Cameron in disbelief. "Ok, A, how are you alive after a night on Boney Island." He said. "And B, why do you smell so rank?" He pinched his nose.
"Simple, between seasons I read up on wilderness survival techniques." Cameron said.
"Gosh, I hope this isn't going where I think it's going." Harold cringed.
The camera cut to Cameron dressed up as a fire hydrant, tiptoeing behind a bear. Every time the bear looked back, he would duck so he looked like a real hydrant. Eventually the bear shrugged and peed on the fire hydrant. "If you douse yourself in the um..." He paused nervously. "Scent of the most vicious animal in the forest, all the other creatures will give you the utmost respect!" Cameron said proudly.
"It is an effective technique." Harold shrugged, everyone else extremely grossed out.
"Not all creatures." Duncan snarked, waving the air away from his nose, all the others expressing similar sentiments.
Confessional:
"Ah, that's just what my Codykins would do!" Sierra snuggled her phone, which she had taped back together and stuck a clothes hanger on it to get better reception.
"Ok, I have to wonder what the heck she's talking about!" Cody frowned. "
"I'm gonna twert it, thankfully I smuggled in some tape for emergency repairs." She grinned.
"Oh hey, look!" Cody's phone buzzed. "OMG, Camody just got bear pee all over him, and he's sooo smart!" He said awkwardly, reading from his phone. "Should we warn her about Mike?"
"Why not?" Leshawna shrugged. "If Dawn's right about him, it's probably for the best we let the gal know."
"We can warn her after the episode, Gap-tooth, I'm winning myself fifty bucks over here!" Jo grabbed the remote and pressed it.
"Disgusting revelations aside..." Chris cringed. "It's challenge time!" He recovered, grinning. "Chef didn't have time to cook team losers breakfast this morning, because he was busy making these!" He motioned off camera, the camera swiveled to reveal giant pancakes with signs next to them indicating the teams. "Pancakes!"
"Awww man those look good!" Owen drooled.
"There's got to be a catch here." Jo looked suspicious. "Chef made them."
"That is the catch." Trent shrugged.
"That's right, it's eating contest time!" Chris said over a graphic of the pancakes being eaten.
"Man, I'm great at eating challenges!" Owen said. "I wanna be in this season!"
"Each team member gets one minute to scarf up as much pancakey goodness as they can." He put his hands together in a condescending manner. "When a heroes eating time is up, they hear this." A halo sparkling sound accompanied by a heavenly choir was heard. "And the villains get this." He said, much harsher, as a mutant gopher squeal was heard. "Then you just have to run through a nausea inducing obstacle course."
"Obstacle course?" Sam gulped.
"It's a nod to the Mad Skills course from last season." Chris grinned. "The toughest parts, anyway."
"I remember that..." Harold sighed. "They even got my prescription glasses right and they didn't invite me!"
"Like you would want to be involved in that hellhole." Jo said. "Do you really want to deal with mutants?"
"I guess not..." Harold sighed.
"First you've gotta get past the bouncy butts, they're a real pain." He explained as said obstacle was shown onscreen. "Then it's on to the retch 'n rolling pins." The rotating pole spun. "And a swift kick from the grape crusher gets you back in line." The giant boot gave a kick.
"Pfft, that won't be so hard." Scott scoffed.
"He shouldn't have said that." Brick sighed. "Whenever someone says that, Chris takes it as a challenge."
"Really?" Chris asked, annoyed. "Huh, I wasn't gonna add this..." He put his hand to his chin in thought. "But since Scott's not impressed," He grabbed his walkie-talkie. "Bring it in!"
"Dirtboy's an idiot." Jo groaned.
Chef piloted in a giant bowl carried by helicopter. "Say hello to my metal friend!" Chris said, accented funny to mimic the quote. Chef pressed a button and the bowl dropped onto a waiting spike, scaring the nearby intern. "I call it The Salad Spinner!" He announced. "The perfect end to a barftastic course."
"Wouldn't Salad Tosser been more apropos?" Noah said.
Mike walked up to Chris cautiously. "Eh, how does it work?" He scratched his head.
"Probably painfully." Chris smirked. "I dunno, we didn't have time to test it."
"He didn't even test it?" Beth looked worried.
"Like he would." Leshawna frowned, arms crossed.
"Nice one, Scott." Courtney smiled at Scott. "And yes, I was being sarcastic!" She stomped her foot and got closer to Scott, who continued to smile anyway. "What, what?" She asked, confused.
"You're pretty when you're mad." Scott gave a smirk.
"Sharkbait goes for Shark-lady..." Jo put her hand on her hip. "Huh... Guess he's a masochist or something."
"Barf." Heather rolled her eyes at the cheesy comment, walking off.
"Speaking of which..." Chris put his hands behind his back. "Players have to make it through the course without... ahem..." He coughed awkwardly. "Regurgitating, to get back in line and stay in the game." He settled on a good word. "But, if you puke, you're benched." The camera moved to a shot of said benches. "Leaving the other players to eat up without your help."
"Oh no, no no no no no!" Bridgette clutched her stomach. "I hate food challenges!"
"It's ok, babe, you don't have to look." Geoff cuddled her.
"Thanks, honeybun." She smiled, and they stared into each other's eyes for a couple seconds before making out passionately.
"Stop the lovemaking!" Jo yelled at the two, causing them to jump apart, blushing. "No one wants to see how far party-boy can jam his tongue down surfer chick's mouth!"
"Once your pancake's toast, just complete the obstacle course one last time to win." Chris motioned off camera. "Ready?" He called out. "Set, scarf!" He pulled out his trusty air horn and blew it, Sierra running to the pancakes, beginning to chow down.
"We need a team leader, and I think it should be you." Alejandro pointed at Heather.
"Yeah, so when you lose, you have someone to blame!" Trent said, annoyed.
"What?" Courtney yelled, Scott simply muttering an indifferent 'Whatever...'
"Fine, you go first, but you'd better have a big appetite!" Heather pointed to the pancakes.
"As you wish!" Alejandro walked off, beginning to eat as well. He suddenly looked in to see two sets of beady eyes looking out from under a pancake. "Huh-Ouch!" Alejandro screamed as the two rats latched onto his face.
"Oh yeah, there might be some booby traps and feisty ingredients in those pain-cakes!" Chris warned from over by his lawn-chair.
"He should have mentioned that before!" Tyler said. "Rats are serious bad news, bro!"
"And gross!" Lindsay added.
"Rats are a part of nature too, Lindsay." Dawn smiled.
"Yeah, a gross part!" Lindsay said.
"Mhmm, are these blueberries?" Sierra pulled out some small blue balls, eating them.
"I've never heard of fish eyes being called that, but... sure." Chris shrugged, before Sierra's retching was heard off camera. "And Sierra is benched! Who's next?"
"I don't get it." Lightning shrugged. "The Lightning ate a fish no problem!"
"Fish eyes are actually a delicacy in the Philippines." Harold said.
"Everything's a delicacy somewhere." Noah shrugged.
"I'm on it!" Cameron ran up to the pancake. As he started eating, the camera switched to Gwen, when a cough was heard. Gwen looked to her side, seeing Duncan, who smiled and blew her a kiss, but then paused.
Confessional:
"Since when do I blow kisses?" He rubbed his head, worried.
The camera switched back to Alejandro, who had found and pulled out several traps, including a bear trap and baseball bat. The loudspeaker played the villains eating noise. "Eatin' time is over for Alejandro. Now it's beatin' time!" Chris pounded his fist into his chair. Alejandro leapt into the air and somersaulted onto the first butt, his teammates cheering him on (or more honestly, commanding). "Ooh, very nice moves from Alejandro!" Chris smiled."And, he continues to impress on the rolling pins!" Alejandro was walking backwards across the spinning platform.
"Yes!" Heather grinned, before pausing as she realized who she was cheering on.
"Awwww, she cares!" Katie squealed.
"I know, right!" Sadie grinned right back. "I don't get why he doesn't date her!"
"I'd say maybe the time she kicked him in the groin and sent him down the volcano." Geoff shrugged. "Not like the dude didn't deserve it."
"Ooh, I wonder what lava feels like on your skin!" Izzy grinned, pulling on her eyelids. "I bet it's like a facial!"
"Yeah, a facial where your face burns off." Noah retorted.
"Owen, back me up here!" Izzy whined.
"Uh... Izzy, Noah's right..." Owen shrunk back as his girlfriend gave him a glare.
"Traitors, all of you!" Izzy shrieked, swinging back up into the rafters. "Izzy is never coming down!"
Alejandro continued on the course, until the giant boot sent him flying. "Wahhhahahahhh!" He screamed, falling into the Salad Spinner. The intern manning the station nervously pulled the lever and the bowl spun round and round for a couple second before opening up, Alejandro falling out and landing on his face.
"So thaats how it works." Chris smiled, Alejandro's cheeks bulged as he almost vomited, every villain gasping, but after a second he swallowed and everyone sighed in relief. "Tastes so nice, he ate it twice!"
"Ewwww..." Bridgette gagged.
"Suck it up, it's not that bad." Jo said, annoyed.
"It's not her fault if she has a weak stomach, Jo." Brick protested.
"Did you hear me ask for your opinion?" Jo growled.
Confessional:
"Chris will pay for laughing at me." Alejandro sulked.
"I sincerely doubt it, Al." Chris came in over the intercom, stretching Alejandro's hated nickname for extra emphasis, laughing as Alejandro frowned.
"Dirt for brains, your next!" Heather said to Scott, who was clutching his stomach in pain.
"Argh, the gruel's giving me lead-gut." Scott moaned. "I forgot that's what you get when you get too much of the good stuff." He explained, stomach groaning.
"Stop whining and get to chowing!" Courtney commanded. "Or whatever your people say!"
"Your people? He's a redneck not a foreigner." Noah said, annoyed.
"Well, when you put it like that!" He grinned, pointing at her.
"And stop smiling at me!" Courtney yelled after him.
"She's a meanie." Lindsay pouted. "Who doesn't like smiles?"
Scott ran over to his pancake as the camera focused on Cameron, who almost took a bite when a little raccoon wormed its way out from under a pancake slice. Cameron shielded his face in fear, as the raccoon launched itself onto him. "The villains may have the lead, but Cameron's got the most game!" Chris laughed as the raccoon growled at Cameron, before pausing and sniffing the air. Its cheeks bulged and it ran off and barfing noises could be heard from off camera. The heroes noise played.
"Aww, poor raccoon. What's he going to tell his friends at the raccoon lodge?" Beth sighed.
"Raccoon what?" Jo asked, confused.
"Oh, the secret lair of the raccoons!" Izzy called down, but refused to swing down from her spot above everyone. "Beth and I were accepted into their people!"
"But the raccoons said I was the only human to ever set foot in their sanctuary..." Beth protested
"Ok, Beth, you do know raccoons don't talk, right?" Brick asked.
"Oh no, they don't speak human." Beth shrugged. "We had to bond with our animals in TDA and the raccoon and I really hit it off."
"Run, Cam!" Mike called out to his friend.
"My weight divided by perfect angle, times fear of failure, here goes!" Cameron muttered to himself as he ran to the bouncing butts. He jumped, screaming, before falling flat before even the first butt."Oohhhh..." He moaned.
"Ugh..." Scott groaned as he held a piece of pancake. "I'm stuffed like a thanksgiving pigeon!"
"What." Noah asked flatly.
"Thanksgiving...pigeon?" Leshawna gaped.
"That sounds yummy!" Owen smiled, rubbing his stomach, much to the displeasure of everyone else. Displeased, but not surprised.
The villains noise played over the loudspeaker. "Run, Scott!" Alejandro yelled. "Run like your very life depends on it...which it does!"
"Has anyone noticed Alejandro's voice is higher?" Bridgette asked.
"Why would I go next?" Heather asked Courtney, angrily. "I'm team captain!"
"Because I said so!" Courtney put her hands on her hips.
"Ugh." Gwen groaned, walking ahead of them.
Confessional:
"If I don't puke, maybe I can still fix things with Courtney!" Gwen insisted. "And win!" She added as an afterthought.
"I don't get why Gwen would want to be friends with Courtney." Trent looked confused.
"She feels like it's her fault Courtney is so mean to everyone." Dawn shrugged. "Secretly Courtney feels like everyone betrayed her, not helped by the events in her life."
"You know more about us than Sierra!" Cody said. "How do you even do that?"
"I was born with a gift to see auras." Dawn shrugged.
"Ohhh..." Cameron had his hand on his head as the boot could be heard creaking as it raised, sending Cameron flying over the Salad Spinner.
"Why did it send Camera over the spinny thingie?" Lindsay said, scratching her head.
"The Salad Spinner probably wasn't calibrated for Cameron's small size." Harold explained. "It flung him farther due to his low weight."
Cameron landed upside down on a branch, before the branch cracked and he fell, hitting several more branches until he landed on a birds nest, the three birds who inhabited the nest began pecking him relentlessly. "I caught it all on my phone!" Sierra laughed, holding up her near broken cell phone. "Way to go, Cody...Cam...Cody-Cam...Camdy?!" She corrected herself as Cameron plummeted to the ground.
"Ugh." Cody groaned. "At least she's not bothering me."
"Hehehehehah!" Chris laughed. "Next!"
"No fair!" Heather protested. "He didn't do the spinner!"
"She has a point..." Beth sighed.
"I'll allow it." Chris grinned. "His pain was our gain..." He looked directly at the camera. "Which team will finish their barftastic breakfast first. Find out after the break, on Total Drama All Stars!" He announced.
"So essentially 'Screw the rules, I make them!'." Noah said, annoyed. "He should just drop the pretense and just turn it into a gladiatorial death match."
"Don't give him ideas!" Cody shrieked. "He'd do it, remember last season?"
"Where the Sha-Lightning won?" Lightning bragged.
"No, I distinctly remember Cameron winning." Jo glared at him. "And you getting your hair bleached white by lightning!"
"The Lightning has no sha-memories of that happening." Lightning pouted.
The camera faded in to Scott being trapped in one of the butts. "We're back, and the vultures are in the lead, but for how long?" Chris stepped up so the camera focused on him.
"One side, I'll go next!" Duncan ran up to the heroes pancake and began stuffing his face.
"Man those pancakes look good." Owen drooled. "Seriously, those are amazing! It's like heaven in a pan!"
Scott stepped onto the rolling pins, still clutching his distended stomach, only to have them break down. "You break it, you buy it, Scott!" Chris yelled over to him.
"Like he could afford it." Jo laughed.
"Ugh." Scott moaned as he walked across the rolling pin, jumping onto the platform where the kicker was. "Too much gruel and pancake!" He said weakly. "Stomach feels like it weighs a ton!" The telltale creaking of the kicker was heard, but when it came down, it only gave Scott a little tap. "A little help here?" He asked, the camera cutting to Chris carrying the button that controlled the kicker.
"Oh god, he just asked the magic question." Jo laughed.
Chris tossed the normal button away, pulling out a much bigger black version of the button, grinning maliciously. The kicker rotated 3 quarters of a full circle, then the sole slid open to reveal propane tanks, which powered up and sent Scott flying into the Salad Spinner. Scott screamed, landing in a puff of gruel dust as the spinner started violently turning. "And Scott is safe to eat again!" Chris announced.
"You can do it!" Mike called out to Duncan, Sam adding 'Scarf for your life!'
"This is easy!" Duncan grinned, stuffing his face into the pancake. His eyes widened and he pulled his face out, only to find his lips caught in a mouse trap.
"You were saying?" Chris said cheerily. Duncan screamed, but it was completely muffled by the trap, the heroes noise alerted him to rip off the mouse trap and run off to the course. The camera switched over to Gwen, who was stuffing her face with chunks of the pancakes, gagging slightly.
"Man, I reaally want those pancakes..." Owen sighed.
"Ooh, Izzy knows a great recipe!" Izzy called down. "But she'll never tell you unless you agree that lava facials would be awesome!"
"You're still on that?" Noah groaned.
"Izzy will never come down until Owen agrees!" Izzy shouted.
"Fine, Izzy, lava facials are an ok idea." Owen sighed, and Izzy suddenly leapt down from the rafters into his arms.
"Sha-whipped!" Lightning laughed at Owen, earning a glare from Izzy that shut him up immediately.
The villains noise caused Gwen to look up, crabs coming out from under her pancake, jumping onto her. "Ow ah ow!" Gwen shrieked, waving her arms as she ran.
"I'm not going after Gwen!" Courtney whined to Heather. "She'll leave a booby trap in there for me!"
"There are already booby traps." Beth protested.
"Hehe, you said booby." Harold snorted.
"What are you, twelve?" Jo snarled.
"Um, I think she's a little too busy for that." Heather smirked at Gwen's misery.
"Fine!" Courtney shouted. "I'll go next."
"Wow, girl actually agreed to do something!" Leshawna said, impressed.
"That shouldn't impressive..." Jo looked annoyed.
"It is for her." Harold shrugged. "She's still mad at me for that whole tampering with the votes thing."
"But if we lose, Gwen goes home, deal?" Courtney offered her hand to Heather.
"Deal." Heather turned to Courtney and shook her hand, keeping her other hand behind her. The camera zoomed in to reveal she had crossed her fingers.
"Anyone who makes a deal with Heather deserves to be screwed over." Jo said. "She's completely untrustworthy."
"What about Linds?" Tyler protested. "She didn't deserve what Heather did to her!"
"Thanks Tyler!" Lindsay grinned and pecked him on the cheek. "Helen is a real meanie face."
"Ok, everyone with a fully functioning brain that makes a deal with Heather deserves it." Jo amended, annoyed.
"Thanks, Julia!" Lindsay smiled, not getting the insult.
"Wow." Jo said flatly. "You know, I can see why you were voted off first. Besides Game Lump, you're the least useful team player since Bubble Brain."
"Hey!" Beth, Tyler and Dakota all said at the same time, indignant.
"Sorry, sorry, but it's true." Jo shrugged.
"The villains are two thirds done." Chris explained, pointing at the info graphic of the two pancakes, the hamsters pancake was significantly more whole than the vultures. "But it looks like the heroes need to up their appetite, big time." He announced.
Back over at the obstacle course, Duncan slipped on the bouncy butt and fell into the mud. "Ughhh.." He moaned, but got up and glared at Chris. "You have to do better than that Chris!" He yelled, before the bouncy butt crushed him mid bounce. "Ugh..." He moaned again.
Up on the platform, Gwen jumped up onto the bouncy butt and her cheeks bulged, but she managed to keep it in, even after several bounces, falling face first into the platform, Scott and Heather both cringing. Gwen groaned, muffled by her cheeks. "Woah, babe, you don't look so good." Duncan was standing above her, before the camera panned up to reveal his lips were bruised and puffed up by the mouse trap and bouncy butt.
"Duncan looks like he has lipstick on!" Cody grinned, laughing his head off.
Gwen pointed angrily at Duncans lips, and he touched them, only to get hurt. "Yowch!" He yelled.
Confessional:
"I'm not one to care about my looks, but man, check out my lips!" Duncan complained. "It's like two worms having a street fight down there!" He pointed at his puffed up lips.
"Hero Duncan is just ahead!" Chris called out as Duncan balanced on the rotating pins.
"I don't get why everyone's making a huge fuss about those rolling pins." Leshawna shrugged. "I fought a bear on a rolling log and I lived to tell the tale."
"And, villain Gwen's head is turning a new shade of green!" The camera panned back to Gwen, whose face indeed was a putrid shade of green.
"Gwen, are you ok?" Duncan asked, the camera still focused in on Gwen's green face. "Come on, you can do it!" He called out to her, Gwen putting her hands over her mouth to keep from spewing all over Duncan, but to no avail, she projectile vomited her stomach out onto Duncan, who looked more suprised than annoyed. "Aww, sick!" He moaned, rolling off the pins and onto the final platform.
"You ok, Bridge?" Geoff asked Bridgette, who was turning pale and covering her eyes.
"I'm-I'm fine." She groaned, but did not remove her hands from her eyes. "Tell me when it's over, Geoff."
"Sure can do, babe." Geoff smiled sweetly.
"Ow..." Chris said, feigning sympathy for a second, before grinning again. "And Gwen gives the hurl of shame new meaning." The camera switched to the bleachers, where Gwen joined Sierra, "Hit the bench."
"Dakota no like hurl of shame. It hurt." Dakota sighed.
"Well, seeing as you took it three separate times, you'd be most familiar with it." Harold shrugged.
Confessional:
Gwen clutched the bucket in her hands and vomited into it.
"Ugh, was that really necessary?" Noah groaned.
"And Duncan's at the Salad Spinner!" Chris announced, Duncan inside the whirling mechanical bowl, holding in his lunch, he collapsed onto the ground when the spinner released him, giving the thumbs up. "Heroes need another eater!"
"I'm on it!" Mike ran over to the pancake and began stuffing his face.
Confessional:
"Even if I could access my alternate personalities, I don't think they'd help." Mike explained, listing his personalities off on his fingers. "Svetlana only eats veggies, Vito's a total carnivore, Manitoba hates carbs, and Chester would just complain there's too much syrup."
"Man, Mike must be a riot at dinnertime." Geoff said. "Dude wouldn't be able to decide what to eat!" He laughed.
"Geoff, what did we discuss?" Bridgette scolded him.
"No laughing at other people's problems, I know..." Geoff sighed. "But once you start being Chris, it's kind of hard to stop."
"It's ok, Geoff, as long as you don't turn into Captain Hollywood again." Bridgette smiled.
"Sha-whipped." Lightning muttered under his breath again, nervously glancing at Izzy, who was making vicious gestures at him.
Courtney began to stuff her face with the pancake, before something green exploded onto her, and she screamed. "Kyaah! Green jelly!" She began running wildly, arms waving. "Gah, get it off me, get it off mee-eee!" She shrieked, finally running in the right direction.
Geoff burst out laughing, but caught himself "Oh, sorry Bridge, but it's Courtney!"
"Why is she freaking out so much?" Cameron asked the others.
"Season one, Phobia Factor challenge!" Sierra called over to him from on the bench. "She's terrified of that stuff!"
"Green...Jelly?" Jo snorted. "CIT is afraid of freaking green jelly?" She burst out laughing. "That's almost as funny as Private Pants-wetter and his nightlight!" She doubled over. "Sorry, Brickhouse, couldn't help it." She shrugged when she noticed Brick's red face.
The heroes loudspeaker played the noise, Mike stopped eating, but he looked down and saw a stick of dynamite stuck in the pancake, and before he could run, it exploded. "Ahhhh!" He screamed as it launched him into the air and sent him straight into the Salad Spinner. It spun for a couple seconds then released him onto the ground, Mike gasping, his hair flopped down over his eye and he eyed the control panel. "Can't resist a little chaos!" He pulled down the lever and began maniacally cackling. "Huhuhuhuhuh!-" He laughed, before gasping again, Mike returning. "Ahahahahuhgh..." He gripped his head. "Why am I laughing when I feel like barfing!?" He moaned.
Courtney shrieked as she flew into the Salad Spinner. "And Courtney makes it to the spinner!" Chris called out over the loudspeakers, the intern pulling the lever to send it spinning.
"Ooooohoohoh!" Courtney yelled as the spinner started spinning much faster than before, the little red light on the interns side of things began flashing. "Is this normaaaal!?" She screamed, the machine sputtering and sparking, sending her flying off into the air, Chris doubled over with laughter.
"Damn, that's kind of diabolical." Jo smirked at Mike's sabotage. "I'm impressed!"
Confessional:
Courtney was curled up in the fetal position shivering, hair shooting out in strands and a glazed look of fear in her eyes. "Seen... Future... Must stop eating cake!"
"Looks like the villains are about to taste victory!" Chris once again referred to the pie chart, where the heroes were only halfway done, while the villains only had a quarter left. "And maybe some old shoes, we put some in their pancake."
"Ha!" Jo yelled at Dakota. "We'll see who gets voted off!"
"Villains no win yet." Dakota growled back.
"Enjoy the loser cabin tonight!" Alejandro walked over to the heroes.
"Oh, it's not breakfast anymore, Alejandro, it's dinnertime!" Sam threw up his arms angrily.
"That made no sense at all." Noah said flatly.
"But it was cool!" Owen threw up his hands. "Go Sam!"
"Yay, Sam save day!" Dakota's tail wagged furiously, thumping the floor.
"Calm down there, Dakotazoid, you're gonna knock something over." Jo smirked.
"Zoey, tag me, tag me!" Sam ran over to Zoey, who was stuffing her face with the pancake, but she stopped and high fived Sam.
"No way!" Heather called over from the villains pancake. "That is not in the rules!"
"There wasn't nothing against it either." Leshawna said, annoyed. "'Sides, Chris doesn't do rules."
"It is if one of the villains tags out too!" Chris called back, voice nasally to mock her.
Heather growled and crushed her piece of pancake, but Alejandro walked up behind her. "Tag my designer boot!" He said. "Do it!"
"Fine, if I have to." Heather rolled her eyes and gingerly touched his boot with one finger
"You can do this, Samuel-san." Sam said to himself. "One does not play the game, one lets the game play him!" Sam yelled, before kneeling down and shoveling food into his mouth quickly.
"Go Sam!" Dakota yelled.
"Man, that guy's got some guts!" Owen grinned, whooping. "Go Sam!"
"Go Sam, you can do it!" Duncan yelled over to Sam, but turned around and stopped when he saw Mike was staring. "I mean, whatever, pfft, do whatever, cause I don't care." He scoffed.
"He's not good at expressing positive emotions." Dawn shrugged.
"I think that much was obvious, Pixie Chick." Jo said, annoyed.
"It's ok to be a team player." Mike put his hand on Duncan's shoulder and smiled warmly, Duncan looking at him suspiciously. "What?" Mike retracted his hand, worried.
"Just something about your voice..." Duncan said, hand on his chin in thought. "It's-it's kind of familiar."
"Why does that make me icky?" Beth shivered.
"Because Duncan's probably spent his entire teenage years behind bars?" Noah countered. "And the only way he'd know him is if he was in Juvy too?"
"Yeah..." Beth said suspiciously. "But Mike's too nice to be in Juvy." She protested.
Sam continued to scarf down the pancake, tossing snapping turtles and tennis rackets and old shoes out of the pancake as he ate. "The heroes have scored back, people!" Chris yelled, the hamsters pie chart only had a sliver left, tied with the vultures. "It's neck 'n' neck!"
The camera switched back to Sam, who chomped on a piece of pancake, only for it to explode into a swarm of bees. "Ahhh!" He screamed, the bees swarming his face.
"Sam!" Dakota shrieked. "Bees hurt Sam!"
"Has anyone noticed that Sam's been getting hurt a lot lately?" Brick said, confused. "The pole to the kiwis, the bloodsucking mosquito, he's just having bad luck all around!"
"It's not luck, it's Chris." Jo narrowed her eyes.
Alejandro was busy eating away at the pancake when a trail of red ants began climbing up his hands and into his shirt, and Alejandro's eyes widened. "Gwaaah!" He shrieked, hopping on one hand. "Fire ants!"
"Those are my red ants!" Harold said, indignant. "They've been stolen and used for Chris's nefarious pancake plot!"
"Yeah, against Ale-jerk-dro." Leshawna smirked. "They're fighting for a good cause."
"I guess you're right, but... gosh..." Harold sighed. "I'm gonna miss them."
"They're ants!" Jo yelled. "You can just go get a new ant farm, Freckle-face!"
"Not just ants, Jo,Solenopsis solenopsidis. They're from Argentina and are not native to Canada!" Harold protested. "I had to have them specially imported, gosh!"
"Ants are just freaking ants!" Jo called back.
"Hey, are you fighting with my sugar baby?" Leshawna glared, pushing Harold behind her.
"You got a problem with that, Apple Bottom?" Jo challenged her.
"You did not just call me that." Leshawna growled, snapping her fingers.
"Jo..." Brick weakly protested. "You need to stop provoking other people!"
"Can it, Private." Jo snapped.
"Please stop fighting!" Dawn suddenly burst out. "Jo, I know you feel inadequate for being voted off third, but you shouldn't take it out on others!" She scolded her, shaking her finger disapprovingly, before turning to Leshawna. "And Leshawna, fighting isn't the answer to your problems." She said.
"...I'm sorry." Leshawna sighed. "We cool?" She offered her hand to Jo.
"...Whatever." Jo scoffed.
"That's as close as you'll get to 'I'm sorry.'." Brick whispered to Leshawna.
"Don't you dare lose!" Heather called out, Scott yelling 'C'mon man!'.
Sam reached for the final pancake piece, face covered in bee stings, stuffing it in his face. "Sam finishes his pancake first!" Chris called out.
"Woah, that dude can pack it almost as well as Owen!" Geoff cheered.
"Sam get stung..." Dakota shivered, shaking the nearby Dawn, who steadied her mutant friend.
"I...chewed it with my mouth!" Sam shook in pain from the bee stings, moaning.
"Sam, the obstacle course!" Cameron yelled.
"What, who?" Sam shook himself awake, running slowly across the platform, hunched over.
"Come on, Ale-whatever!" Scott yelled at Alejandro, apparently forgetting his name,
"Don't bother!" Heather yelled, clearly trying to provoke Alejandro. "Obviously he can't do it!" She threw a hand down angrily.
Alejandro glared at her with contempt and began quickly eating his pancake, finishing it. "Al's finished the villains pancake!" Chris pointed to the pie chart, both now empty. "The race to finish is on!" He grinned.
"Ugh, need power up..." Sam moaned, slowly running across the rolling pins.
"Hurry Sam!" Cameron yelled, all the other heroes yells of encouragement overlapping and making it hard to hear individual voices.
"I'm coming for you, Game Child!" Alejandro walked up behind Sam on the rolling pin.
"Man, Ale-handwalker sucks at nicknames." Jo laughed.
Alejandro leapt over Sam, laughing. Sam glared at Alejandro. "It's not Game Child." He said. "It's Game MAN!" He yelled the last part, a little video game energy meter appearing, filling up as he yelled, everyone gaping in awe.
"Woah, Sam's actually winning!" Jo gasped. "I might actually lose my twenty bucks?"
"Jo keep money, Dakota no need it." Dakota shrugged. " Jo just admit Sam awesome."
"... And whether or not I lose, I keep the money?" Jo said, skeptically.
"Sam awesome?" Dakota asked.
"Yeah, whatever, he's better than I thought." Jo grumbled. "But he hasn't won yet, so it doesn't matter!"
"Waah!" Sam grabbed onto Alejandro's legs just as the boot kicked them into the Salad Spinner. When the bowl stopped spinning, there was a tense look on everyone's face (including the little raccoon Cameron scared off) when it wasn't clear who would come out on top. "Ugh..." Sam pulled himself out of the spinner, stopping with his hand hanging out.
"Yeah!" The heroes all yelled.
Sam pushed himself out of the spinner, but Alejandro suddenly appeared, grabbing his underwear in a wedgie. "Not so fast!" Alejandro laughed, the villains cheering. "Losing stings." He quipped, but a single bee left over from Sam's swarm flew up and stung Alejandro on his cheek. "Ahhhh, my sexy cheek!" Alejandro quickly dropped Sam to touch the sting.
"And the heroes win!" Chris announced.
"SAM WON!" Dakota yelled happily, crushing Dawn in a hug, before sheepishly dropping her. "Sorry..." She mumbled.
"It's ok." Dawn coughed, smiling. "I wouldn't be so sure, unfortunately." She sighed.
"Yeah!" All the heroes yelled, fists pumping. Zoey and Mike pulled each other into an embrace.
"Just a minute heroes." Chris said, as the camera switched to Sam, who was holding his breath in, before burping. The burp continued, blowing the villains hair back, shaking the camera and causing the heroes to pinch their noses. The camera switched to a bear and a moose having a chess match, the moose flipping the chessboard over and looking around for the source of the noise, birds flying away. Sam finished burping before coughing up a single bee.
Confessional:
"Chalk one up for the game guy." Sam laughed.
"Owen... You just got beat." Geoff grinned. "AND THAT WAS AWESOME!"
"Cool!" Owen threw up his hands and laughed. "Sam is awesome!"
"Gamer's got sha-skill!" Lightning whooped. "Lightning could do better, though." He added as an afterthought.
"Ugh, I don't even..." Bridgette sighed. "What is it with dudes and burping?"
"Just let them have their fun." Leshawna smirked.
"Ugh." Dakota sighed. "Dakota love Sam, but Sam gross sometimes."
"Sure, it wasn't easy, but me and old iron tummy didn't get banned from all the Barney Buffets in the Tri-County Area for nothing." He smiled, patting his stomach.
"If Sam comes here soon, I wanna hang out with him!" Owen grinned. "Can I, Dakota?" He smiled sweetly at her, as if there was a reason to ask her.
"If Sam want to." Dakota shrugged.
"Knew he couldn't do it." Heather told Scott as Alejandro moaned.
"Where's Courtney?" Scott asked, extremely worried.
"That's a good question." Brick said. "She disappeared after Mike flung her out of the Salad Spinner."
"Awwww, he cares!" Katie squealed.
"Hello, a little help here?" The camera cut to Courtney stuck in a tree, her butt and legs sticking out of the hole. "Oh..." She sighed as the camera faded to black.
"I think Al's going home." Trent laughed. "Dude screwed the pooch at the end there."
"I would not be so sure." Dawn said sagely.
"So which villain's gonna be flushed?" Trent asked.
"I hope it's Courtney." DJ added. "I mean I feel bad saying it, but, she kind of deserves it."
"Neither of your predictions are correct." Dawn said. "The answer will surprise you."
The camera faded back in on the island at night, and zoomed in to the villains on the chopping block. "If not for me, we would have lost by a much more dishonorable amount." Alejandro stated, defensive.
"But we did still lose, right?" Heather had her arms and legs crossed, glaring at Alejandro.
"Then tonight I suppose I will be forced to bid you farewell." Alejandro smiled falsely.
"So Heather's going home?" Jo asked Dawn, who shook her head. "Good, I don't want to deal with her."
"I guess neither of us will be in the loser cabin tonight!" Sam grinned. "Flush!"
"Woah, Sam's being weird." Jo said, confused. "Normally he's doormat number one, next to G.I Joke over here, but now he's acting like a jerk."
"Sam is not used to winning in real life." Dawn smiled. "The rush of winning has heightened his confidence." She explained. "Too bad it will not last."
"Not last?" Dakota asked, but Dawn did not answer.
"Listen up campers." Chris said solemnly. "As I have a shocking announcement to make." He smirked. "Gwen didn't accidentally/on purpose serve Courtney an ouchie today!" Chris explained as Courtney glared at Gwen,
"The day's not over yet." Courtney said testily.
"Oh, and after reviewing the footage of today's challenge, and laughing a lot." He added. "Turns out, the heroes didn't in fact, complete the challenge."
"What?" Cody said, annoyed. "They finished the pancake, didn't they?"
"Maybe someone cheated." Noah replied, shrugging. "Mike is acting funny."
"But Sam finished the pancake and won the obstacle course first!" Mike protested.
"Sam." Chris said sternly. "Will you stand up and turn out your pockets, please?"
"Sam?" Dakota said, worried. "Why Sam cheat?"
"Seriously, Game Junkie cheated?" Jo snarled. "Not only does that not make sense, that's stupid!"
Sam stood up and opened his pockets as Chris asked, face solemn. Two large chunks of pancake fell out and onto the ground, everyone gasping. "I just saved a tiny bit, in case I had to go to Boney Island again." He said guiltily. "It's a terrible place!... I'm sorry..." He mumbled sadly.
"That's kind of sad." Beth said, frowning.
"What, that he cheated?" Lindsay turned to her friend.
"He only did it because he was convinced everyone was going to force him to go to Boney Island again." Beth explained.
"Yeah, well he still cheated." Jo said, annoyed. "Game Junkie is probably gonna go home."
"Sam scared of Boney Island?" Dakota looked hurt. "Dakota protect Sam!"
"Calm yourself, he's fine." Dawn smiled. "He's actually down in the -" She began, but cut herself off.
"Down where?" Geoff asked, but Dawn again refused to respond.
"Heroes forfeit, villains win it!" Chris smiled as all the villains cheered, Scott and Courtney embracing each other and jumping up and down.
"Alright!" Scott grinned, still holding Courtney in his arms, but stopped and realized who he was holding and they turned away from each other awkwardly.
"Awwww, look at them!" Sadie smiled. "They're so cute together!"
"Yeah, crazy CIT and Sharkbait... They're 'cute'." Jo air quoted the last bit, scoffing.
"Time to vote someone out, heroes!" Chris pointed to the confessional, the screen splitting into six to show them voting, each looking worried.
"We're down to the final two contestants." Chris announced, the camera skipping the usual announcement of who's safe and who's not. "Who will get the final marshmallow?" He smiled, holding the dinner plate holding the final marshmallow. "Will it be Sam the pancake hoarder." Sam looked down at the ground, ashamed. "Or Sierra, the pancake hurler." Sierra looked sheepish. "The last marshmallow goes toooo..." He stretched out the last word as the camera did the normal tense scene switching. "Sierra." He smiled and tossed the last marshmallow to the crazy fan girl.
"Sam... lose?" Dakota sniffled.
"Well, at least he'll be here with you." Owen smiled sweetly.
"Wow, that was actually sweet, Owen." Bridgette smiled at him.
"Guess who didn't need a Boney Island contingency plan?" He leered at Sam, smirking. "Sam, you're done." Sam looked down at the ground again.
"Ugh." Sam stood up. "Sorry I blew it, guys." He apologized to his fellow heroes. "But you would have done the same, if you were me and you'd spent a night in that scary bitey place!" He cringed.
"Sam did look pretty roughed up last time, didn't he." Cody said.
"Yeah, being almost eaten by bears will do that to a guy." Noah shrugged
"My aunt invented bear repellant." Staci butted in, but sheepishly stopped. "Sorry." She apologized. "Habits are hard to break, yah."
"That reminds me." Chris said. "Which winner is gonna be a loser tonight on the island?" He asked.
"Me, I'll go!" Scott walked up to Chris.
Confessional:
"Last season I found the invincibility sculpture in no time flat!" Scott grinned.
"Last season you got mauled into a comatose state by a shark." Noah added. "Your plans have a tendency to fail horribly.
"Sean looked so sad in his little box." Lindsay pouted. "I don't get why he was flashing his little red light all the time around me, though."
"Now I get the whole night?" He folded his arms. "It's in the bag!"
"Any last words, before... You know..." Chris stood next to Chef, and asked Sam as he sat in the Flush of Shame.
"I just want to say-" Sam began, before Chris pressed the button prematurely. "Ahhh!" He screamed.
"Psych!" Chris laughed, holding the button in his hand. A sudden clogging sound was heard.
"Uh, guys, a bit stuck in here!" Sam called out, voice garbled.
"I thought you were going to fix that water pressure problem." Chris scolded Chef, who nodded and picked up a giant plunger. "The villains finally win again!" Chris turned to the camera as plunging noises could be heard. "But, can they do it again, again?" He asked, before turning back to Chef. "Can you stop that for just one second?" He asked Chef, who glared and stopped. "Find out next time, on Total Drama All Stars!" A flushing was heard and so was Sam's screams.
"So, Dakota, fifty bucks, please." Jo smiled, holding out her hand. "I don't believe I won, and that's saying something, so just hand me the money so I can forget about it."
"Sure." Dakota smiled and handed her the money. "Dakota make more money in hour than that." She shrugged. "Don't need it."
"Hey, her speech problems are getting better!" Bridgette smiled, and Dakota smiled back.
"So where Sam?" Dakota asked.
"Dakota?" A soft but deep-ish voice was heard from behind the door, Dakota turned around and saw a sopping wet Sam standing in the doorway to the room, face covered with bandages from the multiple stings.
"Sam!" Dakota yelled happily, running over to Sam and picking him up in a bone crushing hug.
"Hi... Dakota..." Sam coughed, being crushed by his overly enthusiastic girlfriend, patting her on the head as she nuzzled him.
"Dakota worried about you!" She said, putting Sam up on her shoulders and walking back to her bean bag. "You hurt bad."
"Yeah, the interns patched me up really well though, turns out they have this huge medical bay for when the interns get hurt." He explained. "Hey guys!" He waved down at everybody from his high vantage point on Dakota's spiky shoulders.
"Dude, that burp was awesome!" Owen called over to Sam, who grinned and flashed a thumbs up.
"I guess." Sam laughed. "Honestly I just wanted to get rid of the bee I swallowed."
"So you cheated?" Jo said, smirking.
"Well, yes..." Sam sighed. "I didn't mean to break the rules."
"Jo leave Sam alone!" Dakota scowled at Jo.
"Dakota..." Sam scolded. "Jo's mean, but we shouldn't be mean back."
"Dakota sorry." Dakota sighed and tried to smile reassuringly at Jo, but failed as her teeth were too sharp and menacing.
"Uh, it's ok." Jo laughed nervously.
"Sam still hurt?" Dakota asked her boyfriend worriedly. "Need kiss to make better?"
"Uh, no I'm not that hur-" Sam looked down at Geoff who was nodding his head vigorously, and he realized what he meant. "Uh, sure." He smiled, as Dakota kissed him.
"Awwwww!" Katie and Sadie squealed together happily.
"Ugh, kissing." Jo groaned. "I'm out of here." She stormed out.
AN; Awwww, Samkota reunited! And yes, I will be slipping in more Samkota because they are the cutest couple ever and I will not not put them in. And next up is my favorite episode in All Stars, and probably among my top five TD episodes period, Moon Madness, where Mal really picks up the psycho stick (literally, considering he tried to murder Zoey with one) and scares the crap out of the playa. Sorry if Noah's getting too much screen(page)time, it's just I like writing him and he honestly seems like that guy who spends every second of his movies MST3K'ing them.