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Naruto was ready to leave the next day, his team wanted another night to rest. But as fate would have it, they would have to leave soon. The Kazekage made a request to the Hokage, there had been an unknown lunatic bombing nearby villages and there was a serious need to put a stop to it. The weird thing was that every single explosion happened at the same tme and in different houses. The situation was making the people in surrounding villages not leave their homes out of sheer fear. This situation was causing the economic activity of several villages to stop to a grinding halt. The land of fire, wind, and earth where the most hurt by these mysterious bomb attacks.
Naruto and his team left toward Iwagakure and before they even reached the border they were met, by a very proud, strong kunoichi, she had short black hair. and carried herself with a great deal of confidence. "So I take it you are the much talked about jinjuriki of the Kyubi. I got to say I see why my friend would be so eager to meet you." Naruto could hardly believe his luck. "We have a mission to deal with, if you want to tag along that is fine. But if we chat it will be while we work. Time is off not something we have a lot of to spare." Naruto told her as he continued towards the latest village to had a bombing incident. "Sure, why not. My grandfather sent me to help in anyways I can."
As the team reached the place they saw that several homes had been destroyed. He did not want to waste anymore time, he sent his team to interview the surrounding homes, and to find if the victims had anything in common. "So tell me is it true that Madara Uchiha is your grandfather?" She asked Naruto as he tried to plot all the places that had been attacked on a map. "Yes, he is. Who told you?" Naruto answered as he continued to mark homes on the map. "Temari is an old friend of mine, she said that you were quite cute, boy she sure did not describe you as well as she should." Naruto was about to ask what she meant when Itachi came down from a nearby building and dropped him a scroll and left. "One of the victims was an avid art lover." The young woman did not like the sound of that. "So how long do I wait till you introduce yourself?" Naruto gave her the look that spoke quite clearly ladies first. "Kurotsuchi is my name, enjoying my missions is my game. My partner Kokuo tends to be enough of a stick in the mud for both of us. I know who your partner is, but what is your name?" Kurotsuchi had given him a rather sultry and seductive look as she finished talking. "Naruto Uchiha, and the one that dropped the scroll was Itachi, my son." Kokuo was a rather reserved and formal lady, and was not happy how her jinjuriki was behaving. She kept telling her to show some modesty. With the last look she was screaming at her, "What do you plan to do next? Strip down and flat out asking him to mate with you?" Kurotsuchi was not surprised by Kokuo's outburst. She quickly took a look inside her mind and found her tail beast not looking at all happy. "If what we heard from Temari is right. He will want you to join the other beasts and reform the 10 tails. If that happens a part of you will eventually be married to him. Why can't we have a little taste before the other's get a hold of this hunk." She told her beast all the while smiling at the idea. "How about the fact that he is married?" Kurotsuchi simply put a stop to that argument with 2 simple points, "I don't care he is married, I have no problem with being called his mistress, and from the way you are acting. I am not the only one that wants a little time in the sac with him." Kokuo was about to say that her jinjuriki was crazy. "You can deny it all you want, but the way you reacted was that of a jealous girlfriend. But how can I blame you, just look at that fine example of a great stud. Who would not want to have a taste of that?" Kokuo was not happy, she was not denying it, but she was not happy. Muttering words like shameless and indecent as her jinjuriki left her mind.
"So you done talking with your partner? If so I have a few more scrolls and I have finished with the map." It seemed that Naruto continued his work as she was talking with her beast. "Do you see any patterns?" Naruto told his team to get something to drink and do some light workout. "The signs had been so obvious it almost seems like the person is trying to insult someone." Kurotsuchi asked what he found out. He told her that all the homes were owned by people who loved art, specially statues. But the way people described them was half-finished or imitations. It was clear that the bomber was trying to discredit someone else's work. As the map showed he had a pattern on where the explosion happened. The first thing was that it was away from places that could have either water, or a healer nearby. The second it was done in the middle of the night, and last but not least each statue were bought at a market in the center of the village. He was willing to bet that the pattern repeated at the other villages too.
"So what's the plan?" Kurotsuchi asked him. "Simple, my team will henge into similar looking kids, and we will pretend to be their parents, We pretend that we just bought a home, and we want to buy a piece of art to celebrate our moving into our new home. We deactivate the bomb, and when the bomber doesn't hear it go off, he will want to see why it failed to explode, and when he checks his bomb, we catch the bomber." Kurotsuchi liked his plan, and deep down Kokuo liked it too. "So why did you send your team to buy some drinks and do some light exercise?" Naruto looked at her and smiled, "They went to buy some juice, and went to play catch with some of the local kids, it was all to start our cover story. After we are done, and if you have no more questions. We will go look for them, looking like a pair of worried parents that their kids went off to play without asking us."
"So, what are we waiting for? let's go find our kids, darling. Who knows what kind of trouble our son's might get into." Naruto smiled as she was getting into character, but Kurama did not like it that it was a little to easy to convince her of the plan. Kurama asked Kokuo how many lovers her jinjuriki since she was sealed in her? Kokuo simply told Kurama that she had so many, that Kokuo lost count. Kurama asked her if she planned to show Naruto her human form? Kokuo simply told Kurama that she would if the situation allowed it, work first, fun can wait for later was the last comment she made to Kurama, which made the fox laugh. Kurama decided to take a nap, and as she began to fall asleep she whispered to herself, "Kokuo, you say that because you don't know him like I do."
The plan was working, and they managed to get a home that fit the profile. The leader of the village had a few homes that did, he was more than happy to let them use one, if it helped to end the nightmare they were living. As the family went to the market, they saw a small clay statue of an angel. They went to the merchant and asked if it was for sale. Much to their surprise it was, when they progressed through their planned scenario, the merchant seemed to be even happy to sell them the statue at a low price.
As Kurotsuchi and Naruto got to the house, she asked him. "Where do you think the bomb is?" Naruto told her that during his time as an ANBU he read about a mad bomber that hid his bombs in clay statues. He was even surprised that she asked, he was registered as a rogue ninja from her village. "Deidra would never operate in this fashion. He wants to have the most amount of people look at his art before he detonates it. This psycho wants to cause fear." Kurotsuchi told him as he could only agree. "Who is to say that he isn't a former student? or a rather upset teacher that want to take revenge by discrediting Deidra?" She had to admit, there was that possibility that he was a student. The mad bomber had been the leader of her villages Explosives Corps. She told him that her grandfather had been Deidra's teacher, and while yes he was vengeful, this would be completely out of character for him. Her grandfather might want to kill for revenge, but he would not involve innocent civilians. He touched and looked at the statue with his sharingan. There he found how the bomb was detonated. It was a hidden paper bomb in the statue, as soon as the bomb timer ran out, it would go off. He simply directed a blast of air in the statue and cut the paper bomb into pieces, that fell out of the statue with a few heavy shakes. "Now we wait, the idiot might be in for the shock of his life." The bomber was looking at the house and waited, she was clearly anxious to see the statue reduce the house to rubble. But as time went on, she began to feel upset, and with each passing minute past the deadline, she was even more upset. She was sure the statue had been set to blow at midnight, but it was already 3 am, and the house was still there. She had to find out what went wrong.
As the bomber walked into the living room, and tried to pick up the statue to check, something fell out of it. It was a flash bang grenade. She was temporarly blinded and dropped the statue on the the ground. Which shattered and made it such a noise that there was no way the owners of the house would not notice. She tried to sneak her way out of the living room only to bump into someone. "Kurotsuchi, looks like we were both wrong. It looks like the bomber was a jilted lover of Deidra." The young woman looked at him with a sheer look of hatred when he mentioned that name. "Don't you dare mention that bastards name." She told him as she tried to intimidate him, she failed, but she tried. "Mind telling me why you did it?" Kurotsuchi asked the lady bomber, who was still wearing a mask. "I ain't telling you squat. I know that you would use it against me!" Well she was not expecting that, Kurotsuchi figured that the bomber would love to tell all how she managed what she did and why. "Well looks like you will have to let me handle this." Naruto told Kurotsuchi who just looked away from him. "What is a brat going to do? threaten me with crying like a little baby to appeal to my feelings?" As she turned around and she looked at him, she was speechless. "No, I have a different idea on how to get you to scream what I want to know." Naruto told her as she looked at her and his eyes were in full power, the Eternal Magenkyou Sharingan was already spinning. The last world Kurotsuchi heard him tell her was, "Tsukuyomi"
The bomber began to look around as she was stuck to a cross, and was surrounded by many nasty looking weapons. "Welcome to my world, here I control everything, including time. How about we get started." In a matter of instances she felt like her entire body was being ripped to pieces as many Naruto clones hacked at her with cleavers, axes, and swords. She screamed for him to stop, and once she was looking at him with an empty look on her eyes, he stopped. "That was 3 minutes. 71 hours 57 minutes to go.. " She was silently cursing her own stupidity as she wished she had told that lady everything instead of being trapped in her current situation, "This must be what hell is like." She told him as she cried. "No, this is not hell. You will wish to go there by the time I am true with you." To Kurotsuchi she had never wanted to be on the receiving end of that technique. She had read in the academy that it could literally destroy someone's mind. As she finished the thought she heard the bomber cry and tell Naruto, "please, enough already. I will tell you everything, just stop and let me die!" It took him just a few seconds to brake her, Kurotsuchi was very impressed. She began her long tale on how Deidra had been one day both her teacher as well as her lover, until one day he decided to leave the village, she of course followed him, until one day she found out that he loved his art and himself more than anything. She could not return to the village, and the person that she loved, just used her. So she decided to mock him by making statues like he did, and using them to cause fear about the statues, people hate what they fear, and so everyone would one day hate his art as much as she did.
Kurotsuchi was angry at what had happened to this woman, but she was even more angry at her for being so selfish. She could not stand as she offered Naruto to be his sex slave if he let her go. She took out her own weapon and as she finished her offer she cut her head off. As she put the body in a scroll and looked at Naruto she smiled, "Well, that is that. Now that work is over, you should have no reason to spend some time with us. Come on touch my seal, I know someone who really wants to meet you."
As he did he entered her mindscape. There he saw a vast grassy field, a few trees with bright red apples growing, and a bed of the softest of hay. Kurotsuchi and an equally beautiful lady were laying on top of the hay, "Well how do you like it? Nice isn't it?" Naruto could only laugh and admit it was a lot nicer than his was when he was a kid. "So how long are you going to stand there, get over here. Me and Kokuo would like to get to know you better. Especially since one day this lady will be part of your blushing bride." She pointed at Kokuo who was already blushing at the comment. As he sat down he asked Kokuo why all the tailed beast he met and possibly would meet were female. Kokuo looked at him and while smiling she answered, "Naruto, the original Kurama was male, but to answer that the 10 tails is a woman, don't you know that every woman has a bit of a male side too. We tailed beasts are parts of her after all. I wouldn't be surprised if some of my sisters decide to simply have their way with you, regardless whether you agree or not. " Kurotsuchi began to give him a rather sultry look and told him, "I would certainly enjoy that." and she pointed at the obvious signs of arousal. "So how about we talk to each other, but lets make sure our kids are tucked in for bed first." She was laughing at his comment, as they left her mind she smiled, "Sure thing, my dearest hubby." Naruto told her not to call him that, she simply reminded him that was her role, they were supposed to be a married couple after all. It looked like it was going to be a long restless night, more than a pleasant conversation like he had planned.