I know I've been seriously neglecting you guys, but I do have a long story in writing, but because I feel really guilty, I'll post this for now.

xD

So me and my friends spit balled a few ideas, and while this wasn't the only one, it was my favorite, so enjoy.


No warnings

Disclaimer - I no own.

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I Changed Your Name


They'd planned to meet up near to a month ago, something always getting in the way, whether it be an alarm or the man's contacts, but they where finally both free, deciding to meet up in the only safe place, Slade's hide out. The Titan's had been told their leader would be out on patrol, not knowing his true intentions. Sure he'd already come out of the closet long before, but they didn't really need to know about this encounter.

"Strip." The man was always so forward, making the masked hero roll his eyes before clicking off his belt, throwing it to the side, after making sure his communicator was on high volume, just in case.

"Are you not gonna buy me dinner first?" The boy smirked, his shirt hitting the ground to the side.

"I didn't know you where the classy type." Robin scoffed at the mercenary words.

"I am very classy!" He struck an over dramatic pose, feeling hands wrap around his waist, cupping his lower end.

"Of course you are..." There was a slight pause. "That reminds me." He rummaged through his belt before handing the teen a slip of paper. "here."

"What's this?" he reached for the slip, unfolding it with confused features.

"I changed your name." The older male said bluntly.

"What?!" He looked over the sheet, gritting his teeth in pure anger, before calming. "You can't change my name, you need my signature."

"I forged your signature, that name seems more fitting." The Titan paled.

"What?!" He repeated.

"Yes, from now on your name is Dick Swallows, seems suiting." The domino mask looked down at the page.

"You- you son of a-" He caught himself. "Bruce can see this! He will see this! He'll know!" The small but lethal form started to pace the haunt. They already knew one another's secret identities, if that wasn't clear, so Slade had easily found Batman's. "He- he's going to make me come back to Gotham! He'll make me leave my team! Lock me away! I'll never see the sun again, Slade! I can't do that! I can't be trapped in the cave again! I- I- I just-" He was nearing hyperventilation when a hand met his shoulder, pulling him closer to the buff form.

"It'll be okay..." The man whispered in his ear. "April fools..." The hug was broken nearly as fast as the villain's nose, him luckily healing fast, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.

After clicking the bone back into place and controlling the chuckle, Slade noticed the boy gathering his things.

"You know, it's getting late, maybe we should reschedule for another time..." Maybe he'd taken it to far.

"Boy, it was just a joke." The masked man exclaimed, seeing the boy look over to him with deathly eyes, he could even tell through his mask, telling him exactly how he viewed his joke. The young hero walked towards the man, not once breaking his gaze, giving him the same glare before leaning in real close.

"April fools..." He laughed at the dumbfounded look in the man's eye, removing his mask so he could see his shaggy white locks, kissing his mouth, the man's goatee tickling his chin.

"Strip..."


I know it's short, but I hope you liked it, I'll read through it a few times, cause I'm not quite used to typing on this computer yet, and I miss keys alot, lol.

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