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As Naruto awoke the next morning he felt like someone was watching him. "Honestly, I never thought that I would be happy not having to pretend to be your wife. How does your actual wife get any sleep? You snore like a bear with a bad cold. I have heard a pack of dogs make less noise." Naruto immediately remembered his beloved Mikoto telling how he sold his snoring problem. "Well my beloved Mikoto figured out that if I slept on my side, then I would not snore so much. So she sleeps putting most of her body weight on my back. I don't complain. I get to feel my sweet beloved's body pressed against me all night long." Kokuo was imagining what would be to sleep like that, so tender, romantic, and trusting. Kurotsuchi too imagined and began to blush, "So do you sleep in the nude? Is that why you have 2 kids already?" Naruto could not help but to laugh, "How else would I sleep with my beloved wife? I did say I get to feel her body pressed against me. The reason we only have 2 boys is that I am too busy. We both have tough jobs for both the clan and the village." Kurotsuchi asked him on some of the details, he mentioned he did a lot of missions and the duties as a teacher to his squad. His beloved Mikoto had to deal with the youngest son, clan troubles and disputes, and meeting in the shinobi council. She asked him why he did not attend. "The sheer corruption of the place would make me want to kill the first bastard that tries to use the council for his own benefit rather than the welfare of the village." Kurotsuchi understood what he meant, and she too hated the self serving council members, as much or even more than he did.
But Kurotsuchi's flirting and her beast making right down some pretty clear advances on him, the mission ended very well. So much in fact that he was invited over to her village. Onoki was actually looking forward to meeting him. Naruto could not figure why her grandfather would actually be happy to meet with him, sure he had an impressive track record, then Kurama told him that it could also be a plot to try and steal his eyes. The sharingan was an incredibly valued doujutsu. He merely told Kurama that if they tried, he would kill his attacker no questions asked, and if they expect him to father any children with anyone other than Mikoto, he simply told him that pigs will fly and Tsunade would grow a conscience first.
As he walked towards Kurotsuchi's village one idea came to his mind, what were the chances that her village had yet another jinjuriki. This was quickly answered by Kurama, who told him that her village did have another jinjuriki, their names where Sonia, and Sola Goku, Kurama was not particularly happy to meet that beast for some odd reason. He asked Kurama to which Kurama just told him that he could never get along with the ape. Naruto told her that the one in this dimension could be different from the one she knew, Kurama's only answer was that she hoped it was, but she wasn't going to hold her breath. Kurotsuchi was busy making bets on how long it would take for Sonia, to flat out make a pass on Naruto. Kurotsuchi figured 20 minutes, and Kokuo said 3 minutes, she told Kurotsuchi that Sola was a nymphomaniac, there would be no chance that the big breasted ape would pass on the chance at making more than a few attempt's at Kurama's host.
As they got closer to the village Naruto began to wonder how in the world they managed to grow any food? The country looked like it had very few places where people could farm. As he was welcomed into the village he got his answer, the ninja of the village were experts into manipulating rocks, and so they managed to build terraces, and could get water from deep underground rather easily. The multiple layered terraces allowed them to have a lot of ground to cultivate and they used gravity to irrigate the crops. "Nice isn't it? The way the irrigation system works we always get a nice cool breeze, so our summer's don't tend to feel as hot as in other places. Combining earth and fire chakra pretty much means that we can have a hot shower in no time at all. All the houses are built to work using our chakra. This means that simply living here is a constant exercise in chakra control." Naruto could not argue with what he heard, he was impressed how the managed to make training an everyday thing, much like he tried to do when he was growing up.
The strange thing was that no matter how many times he tried to get some hot water for his shower, he simply got none. He followed the explanation he received from the hotel manager, and nothing. He finally got sick of it, and in a fit of sheer rage he got dressed and went outside the village walls. Onoki was following him from above, and Kurotsuchi and Sonia did not like the look on his face, their little prank really ended up upsetting Naruto something awful. When he stopped on a rather sturdy ground, he slammed his fist together and with a few handsigns he was covered in Kurama's chakra coat. 5 tails were clearly visible on his back. Then out of nowhere the tails formed hand with extremely long arms. The hands began to beat the ground, almost like he was digging. The digging did not stop, even when the massive hole had taken the shape of a massive hot spring. It even had massive rocks for privacy, but the digging did not stop till, the was a great rumbling underground. Onoki would never would believe it if he had not seen it himself. In a matter of hours Naruto had dug a hot spring, and it looked like it would fit a lot of people. He them used a jutsu to divide the hot spring for men and women to have some privacy. Or so Onoki wanted to believe but in reality he simply made a hole on one of the rock walls and made a changing room. He went in and the sound of clothes being taken off was heard. "You don't think that he is going to?" Sonia asked Kurotsuchi, and her only reply was, "I wish." Onoki saw him walk out with nothing more than a towel wrapped around his waste and a towel on his head. He sat down and thanks to Kurama's work he temperature was just right, he sat down and began to enjoy it.
"This guy is something else, he comes to my village, doesn't even stop to greet me. I am the Kage for crying out loud, and then he digs himself a hot spring in the middle of the night." Onoki was sure that this guy was a handful for his Kage. "Ah, what the hell. I might as well join him. My joints have been aching something awful." He floated into the changing room, he saw several towels there, it looked like Naruto knew how many people where following him. As Onoki joined Naruto in the hot spring, he asked him what drove him to make it? Naruto told him that his room's chakra pathways did not work, so he figured if he was wanted to be presentable when he visited the Kage, he needed to make his own bath. Onoki laughed as he finished telling him his reason, "That sounds like a prank my granddaughter and her partner in crime would do. I like this hot spring, how did your get it to stop the aches and pains. It almost like it heals you." Naruto smiled and he told him that the reason he chose this spot was because of the mineral concentration. Onoki understood just what he was talking about. They both had an unorthodox meeting, but all in all was very friendly. Onoki even thanked him for the hot spring. He was sure to use it when his joints started hurting again.
Sonia and Kurotsuchi where having their worst nightmare, here was an absolute jaw dropping, drool inducing, physically exciting man, that they both believed the word Stud was hardly enough to describe. It took every once of their combine willpower simply not to jump Naruto. Why they had to resist the urge you ask? Well their Kage was in the hot spring too, and he was having a rather pleasant time and chat with Naruto. They both knew that if they came out, and Onoki saw them, they would catch some serious hell. "So how long are you two going to hide over there?" Naruto asked. Onoki laughed and he looked towards the place the two were hiding. "So you can sense them too, I should not expect any less from an Uchiha." The two women got out of their hiding place and Naruto did not even wait for them to say a word. "There are some towels for you two in there." He pointed to the makeshift changing room. They both ran in there and a sound a 2 people changing rather quickly was heard. "You know those two might want to jump you?" Onoki asked him, Naruto simply smiled, "They would never do that in front of their Kage." Onoki laughed and he almost was leaning against one of the stones. "You would think that, but those two show me no respect."
As the two women walked out and joined Naruto and Onoki, Sonia asked him why he did not divide the hot spring? and why he made it co-ed? Naruto looked at her as serious as he ever been, "Because this place is for responsible adults to relieve their aches and pains. A responsible adult should be able to control their basic instincts. We are ninja, not some mangy animals in heat." Onoki nodded his head in absolute agreement.
Sonia began to really respect Naruto, and Kurotsuchi just made several comments that he had an entire pole up his rear. Onoki laughed and simply stated, "He is the head of the Uchiha Clan. What else would you expect from him?" As Onoki finished telling that, both he and Sonia began to laugh. "So Naruto how is married life treating you?" Onoki asked him, and he smiled, Naruto told him how happy he was and his philosophy on maintain a happy marriage." Onoki simply told him that if he had heard that a long time ago, he would have had a much happier marriage. The two kunoichi could only sigh as they realized that Naruto would never cheat on his wife, his entire philosophy revolved around keeping his wife happy after all.
As the got dressed and they each left towards their own bedrooms, Onoki thanked Naruto for the hot springs, Sonia and Kurotsuchi apologized for their little prank, they just wanted for him to ask either one for some help, and be able to try and have him owe one of them a favor. After he woke up the next morning and finding that the chakra controls in his room now worked, he took care of his personal hygiene. He walked with Sonia and Kurotsuchi to the Kage's office. There he gave him a detail mission report and Onoki was very happy to hear that the crazy bomber was taken care off. He told them that he was headed back to Konoha, if he had any scrolls that needed delivery to his Hokage, he would be happy to deliver them. Onoki as it turned out indeed have a few scrolls, top secret trade alliances, and messages, he knew he could trust Naruto to deliver them safely. The last scroll he gave him was a scroll on Earth Manipulation. Onoki simply told him that it was payment for him delivering the scrolls. Naruto left and Sonia and Kurotsuchi followed him till the left their land and entered the land of fire.
"His wife is the luckiest kunoichi in the world." Sonia told her friend, which just turned around and began walking towards their village, "And I sure hope she knows it, cause even our tail beasts wanted a piece of him."