I'm writing this to improve writing reaction. Oh well, practice makes perfect. Yay to Chapter 2.
Chapter 2 - Yao-wee with Eren and Erwin
When Hanji clicked the button, I felt my eyes dry up. My head became dizzy, my eyes blurred, my legs became shaky. I lost all conscience of myself. Hanji's eyes were also glued on the screen, petrified as well.
I just couldn't process the images presented on the page. It made me feel so uncomfortable, yet so turned on...
"Uhm... Heichou?" I heard the door open slightly, revealing Eren Jaeger.
Perfect timing.
I wanted to tell the young lad to get out and stay away from the screen, but at that moment, my brain lost control of my whole body. All my body members had a mind of their own now, there was nothing controlling my actions anymore. Besides, nobody in my body wanted to do anything.
The pictures were so disturbing and unhealthy, but I just couldn't bring my eyes away from them. My mouth was hung open as I felt Eren raise an eyebrow.
"Heichou? Major Hanji?" Eren took a step closer and I desperately wanted to tell him to STAY AWAY FROM THE SCREEN, but I couldn't. I felt all of the saliva in my mouth evaporate away as the titan shifter takes a few steps closer. "What happened?"
That was when Eren tilted his head to get a better view of the computer screen.
The whole world froze.
Time stopped.
Oxygen left the room.
People started to die x2
Eren's face morphed into a tomato.
"W-What the hell is that, Heichou?" The fifteen year old jerks his body away. He covers his face with both his hands and shakes his head to rid of the images of uhm... Me.
"I... I think it's Levi and Eren porn." Hanji said through breaths. My mind went blank like a sheet of copy paper. I just couldn't process anything right now.
After what seemed like hours, I finally regained some of myself and took a deep breath.
"I... I will tell you now, I have never had sex with Eren or Erwin."
After I said that, there was a pregnant pause.
"I-I never restrained Eren like that, I've never held Eren like that, I've never touched Eren like that! These are all lies." I blurted out every little thing in my mind. I didn't care about anything right now. Of course, my voice was stoic and strong as usual.
"We know, Lev-"
"Tch... I wouldn't be interested in doing this anyway. I actually value human life. I wouldn't rape Eren, too. He's too young! He probably never had his first kiss yet!" I pointed at Eren and he turned even more red. If that was possible, that is. My voice didn't sound wavering, it was more on the commanding tone.
"L-Levi-heichou never did those stuff to me! I swear!" He was also babbling crap out like me.
"I know. The way you immediately went into denial kinda raises my suspicion. Maybe..."
"NO!" Eren and I yell in unison. My fingers crunched up to form a fist that soon left a bruise in that woman's stomach for the second time.
"H-Hey! I was kidding!"
"Throw out the damn box! It's filled with hate and desire and pain and shame and-"
"Eren and Levi porn"
My fist immediately came in contact with the maniac's stomach for the... How many times has it been? Tch, I lost count. She coughs out some blood and clenches her stomach.
"I-I was just kidding..."
"Heichou... Can you explain to me what this is?" Eren hides his emerald eyes behind his chestnut hair and opens a window to let fresh air in. Not the box window, but a window window. The things on the wall. Not the one in the internet... You get what I mean.
"This maniac here found a box that has something called 'internet'. Apparently, it has many pictures of me-"
"-raping Eren." She smiles happily and laughs nervously. I pull her dark hair. "O-Ow! Levi! I was kidding!"
"And how many times have you said that?" I glare at her and she smiles bigger than before.
"Continue, Heichou."
"Right. Anyway, this 'internet' thing has pictures of me and people dressing up as me."
Eren coughs. Hanji coughs.
"Do you want me to continue or not?"
"P-Please do, Heichou." Like Hanji, he wanted to laugh out loud. I roll my eyes and continue my story.
"They also have pictures of bread." With that, I finish my story.
And then...
"What's with all the commotion in here?" The door opens to reveal our Commander.
We froze.
The earth stopped rotating.
He took a step closer.
Cue dramatic music (Vogel im Kafig would be pretty good.)
Every thing became slow motion.
Why, you ask?
We forgot to close the window.
None of us said a word. Our minds were in no conscience state. We couldn't do anything but await Erwin's eyes to see the screen.
He took a step behind me and looked over the screen.
The papers he were holding fell to the floor.
His eyes dried out.
"What... What did you type up?" His voice was emotionless.
"Rivaille yaoi." Was Hanji's emotionless answer.
"Thank you." He picks up the papers and gets out a pen. He wrote something in one of the papers. "How do you spell 'yaoi'?"
"Y-A-O-I."
"Thank you. I want to use the box tonight. Okay then. I hope you all have a good day." He drags his feet across the room, glances back at us, nods, and leaves the room.
...
Our whole bodies became dull.
...
"What would Commander Erwin need to spell 'yaoi' for?" Eren asks.
"Why does he want to use it at night?" Hanji asks yet.
"I think it's best not to know." I finish.
...
After a three minute pause, we all get up.
"Well! I need to do some research~!"
"I'm going to clean this filthy room."
"I have dinner now."
Without saying another word,we clicked 'X' on the window and went out separate ways.
Later that night...
The sounds of clicking could be heard in Erwin's room as the silent voice of his eyes cried out. His light eyes kept themselves glued to the screen.
He types up 'Rivaille yaoi' and smirks.
"I never knew Levi was into this stuff."
Yay. Chapter 2 ish finished~. Please review. I'm sorry if it's confusing about the Levi/Rivaille thing. They're the same person.
Next Chapter: Chapter 3 - What is a Lemon Fanfiction?