I work on this on and off, so I don't know if this is even a good fanfic, so... Yeah.
This kinda more or less contains lemon.
Chapter 3 - What is a Lemon Fanfiction?
For some reason, Hanji was being a complete freak and was searching up 'Levi x Eren' a lot. Are girls really into this stuff? That's filthy. That's really filthy. The word filthy is filthy. That sentence is filthy. Everything with the word filthy is filthy. Moving along, Hanji and I decided to take turns using the box. I'll call it a computer. I would always search up different kinds of cleaning supplies, whereas Hanji, on the other hand, would look up yaoi. Glancing at the clock, it was 4:31, I get up from my seat.
"Off. It's my turn." I walk over to the maniacal glasses girl and shoo her away.
"Levi, what is a lemon fanfiction?" She didn't take her eyes off of the screen, she kept them on the screen at all times. Narrowing my neatly trimmed brows, I look at the screen. "Fanfiction is when somebody writes stories about whatever they want using the characters or the plot of a show, book, etc."
"Aren't lemons those yellow fruits? Lots of the disinfecting wipes are usually lemon scented." Yes, I know how my material smell like. "If you're so curious, then click the damn link. You're wasting my time."
"Read it with me!" I roll my eyes and nod. She smiles happily and presses on the link.
I brace myself.
The intehrnet is filled with very atrocious things.
I know that first hand.
"Okay. Should we read it out loud or to ourselves?"
"I don't want to hear your voice, so to ourselves."
"Okay." She nods in agreement and we scan our eyes on the screen.
Oh dear god.
"H-Heichou! Can I talk to you for a moment?" The emerald-eyed titan shifter asks, blushing deeply, knowing that the man he's been crushing on is currently in front of him. His corporal, Levi, turns his head and shows his usual stoic expression to e blushing figure before him.
"What is it, Eren?" Levi takes a step closer and Eren shuts his eyes closed. The aura that emitted from the shorter man frightened Eren, but it didn't deter him from doing what he came here for.
"I-I love you, Heichou!" Eren confesses. Humanity's Strongest widens his eyes. "I'm sorry, I just really needed to say it!"
Before the younger man knew it, his back was against the wall. Eren blushes at the position that they are in.
"H-Heichou!"
"Shut up, brat. Somebody might here you." Levi pierces his obsidian eyes on Eren as his lips graze against Eren's. The titan shifter was shocked, but he was more shocked that his Corporal's lips were as soft as cotton. Levi didn't show any sign of discomfort as he pokes his tongue between Eren's lips. The uke was a bit hesitant, but gave in to his Corporal's lusty command. "Good."
Levi's warm and moist tongue came in contact with Eren's as he went further. It explored more than Eren felt comfortable, but that didn't stop him. With Eren distracted, Levi slides his hand down Eren's pants to-
"Okay, that's enough!" I pant softly as I look away and cover my mouth. Who would actually write that? I turn around and open a window to let the fresh air come in. I didn't want Hanji to know what that story was doing to me.
"Woah! Levi, you're a beast! You're hurting poor little Eren!" SHE'S ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS?
"You sick woman." I take a huge gulp of air and let it out.
"So basically, a lemon is... hentai in written version." Hanji exhales and looks at me. Her face was extremely red, something very similar to mine.
"Very very explicit stories, basically." I clench my teeth and attempt to rid the written version of yaoi.
Suddenly, there was a knock.
"Uhm... Heichou? Major Hanji?" Eren pokes his head between the door and looks at our blushing faces. "Uhm... Commander Erwin told me to give you guys some food."
He enters with a basket of fruits.
"I've got oranges, pears, lemons-"
"GET THAT VILE FRUIT AWAY FROM ME." Yelling was not something I liked to do, but my brain was on the verge of killing me.
"W-Why don't you like lemons? They're so juicy-"
"Indeed!" Hanjin smiles big and I blush harder.
"They're juicy and they squeeze out so much juice. A-And it's shaped like a ball, right! Ball is life!" Eren's eyes showed stars and I completely turn around. I didn't want to show Eren what was happening to me due to his innocent talk about lemons.
"You're turning Levi on, Eren! Stop acting so innocent." My heart froze and I died for a second. I can't let my Cadets see their turned on Corporal!
"But... Lemons are good! Right?" I cover my face and kick Hanji out of her seat. I needed to sit down.
"Such a gentlemen!"
Why does this feel so familiar?
Oh, right. We forgot to close the window.
"Did something happen?" Eren walks over to us and looks at the screen.
"H-Heichou... Ughh... Harder..." Eren's lewd moans penetrated the hallways as his Corporal also lets out a moan, only not as loud.
"Shut up, you're too loud... Tch... So tight."
"L-Levi-heichou!" The titan shifter lets out a great moan and he finally-
"W-What are you reading, Heichou?"
"A... Lemon fanfiction."
Eren blushes and looks at the lemon. He raises an arm and throws the lemon out the window.
"YOU MONSTROUS FRUIT!"
"It's the devil fruit!"
"I've heard that before."
"I found it somewhere in the intehrnet~!"
I glance at the screen again.
"H-Heichou... I'm so glad you did that to me. I don't know if you liked me. I don't even know if you like men."
"AHAHAHA! That was the best!"
"ALRIGHT! I'M DONE."
We went our separate ways.
Later that night...
"They forgot to click X." Erwin sighs as he looks at the screen, which featured the lemon fanfiction the three had read previously.
...
"Damn. Levi's a beast. I'd better watch him more. Who knows how he practices like that."
Yay. Kinda M-ish. Oh well.
Next Chapter: Chapter 4 - DON'T SPOIL THE SERIES FOR THE SERIES!