A/N: Sorry for the oh-so-late update. here you go. Thank you 'Shadowhunterwolf' for beta'ing this! :))
Chapter 2: Take a shit first
"Oooooh LEEEEEVI!" A loud ungirly voice ringed throughout the dining room.
All heads turn to where the voice came from and they saw a brunette with a ponytail and goggles hanging from her head run towards Levi. She lunged at Levi, spreading her arms to hug the raven haired male but it was successfully dodged and heaimed a kick her shin, which was successfully dodged by her.
"Leeevi your back!" The brunette exclaimed throwing her arms at Levi's shoulder.
"No - I'm not back, Hanji. I'm not even here, tch. Don't state the obvious shitty glasses." Levi answered back and then scowled at the arms currently wrapped around his shoulders.
"There, there Levi, there's no need to be angry." Hanji said, a wide grin plastered in her face - Levi rolled his eyes and yankedaway her arms from his shoulders and straightened himself.
"Well, I figured you would get angry when you see this mess because, you know, you're a clean-freak." Hanji said, waving her hand as she explained.
"You call a clean-freak one more time and I'll strangle you." Levi's threat was ignored as Hanji continued her blabbering.
"And so you don't need to get angry because Erwin said that this will be a day-off, and the soldiers will clean this mess tomorrow morning unless you.." She pointed a look at Levi"Can't stand seeing all the dirt because of your germophobia and you ended up cleaning this place." Hanji continued her arms now at her sides.
"Is that so? Then –" Levi walked towards Eren and Jean, who were internally screaming in horror.
Levi looked at Eren and then he shifted his gaze to the taller teen, Jean swallowed the lump that was forming in his throat. They silently pleaded for the Gods up there, hoping the raven-haired male won't strangle them to death—and wait,what have they done to deserve this?!
"Name?" the oldest of the three said in a very deep voice. He threw a glare at them and he had to fight the urge to smirk as he saw them squirm under his glare.
"K-K-Kirschtein, S-sir!" Jean stuttered as he shakily raised his right hand to salute.
Levi directed his glare to Jean and the other boy thought 'If glares could stab then I'd probably be dead right now!'
Levi looked back at Eren and grabbed his hand. "C-Corporal?!" Eren said but Levi dragged him until they were outside the dining room, Levi then slammedthe door behind him.
When the door closed the soldiers sighed in relief, then a laugh echoed in the room.
They snapped their heads and looked at Hanji - who was now bending over and holding her stomach. They all looked confused as to why the mad-scientist was laughing now, but were too drunk to think about it.
'Heh!Good luckEren! This will not be a normal life you will be having from now on - wait normal? His life isn't normal in the first place, geez!' Hanji thought as she continued laughing, tears now forming in her eyes from laughing.
'Creepy'. Thought the soldiers who were still not drunk enough.
"C-C-Corporal? Where are we going?" Eren said, his hands starting to sweat because of the fear that the corporal would start kicking him again. 'The way he kicks is fabulous but damn! I don't want to experience it again! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!' Eren thought. He wondered why he was the only one the corporal dragged, Eren thought that he should also drag Jean along. He snapped back to reality when the corporal let go of his hand, letting it to fall to his sides.
"Corporal?"
"Argh. That's disgusting! You better wash those hands of yours brat!" Levi complained as he fished out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his hands as he kept on mumbling curses to himself.
"Sorry sir." Eren apologized looking at the wooden floor, scratching the back of his head and smiled sheepishly. He looked up and was met by Levi's grey eyes.
Turquoise eyes shining like a puppy's.
'Damn! That was cute!'(Me: I censored it on purpose because I think for Levi "CUTE" is a bad word. Lol) Levi thought as a blush ghosted looked his face. He then look away and started walking away, expecting Eren to follow.
'Eh? He's still angry? Of course he is.' Eren thought as he dashed forward to follow his superior.
"This is the men's bathroom" Eren said, confused - he eyed the door in front of him. It was a wooden door, the same as the other doors in the castle.
"I know shitty brat, I'm not dumb like you." The shorter of the two frowned as he also eyed the door. Eren didn't seem to be affected by the words of the shorter male and he asked, "What are we gonna do here?"
"We're going to train here until we die in exhaustion and sleep here. You like that?" Levi said sarcastically and Eren rolled his eyes 'sarcastic midget'.
"Seriously?"
"No. Are you really that dumb?" Levi looked up to meet Eren's eyes andwinced internally as he cursed Eren's height.
"Whatever." Eren replied. Levi turned the knob and walkedin, Eren following afterwards.
"Sooo. What are we rea—" Erenbegan to talk, but was interrupted when Levi threw a white towel at him - Eren looked at the towel and looked back at Levi.
"I'm going to take a bath?" he asked, hesitation hinting in his voice. He stared at the towel in his hands and looked back at Levi with curious eyes.
"No brat. Come here."Levi gestured for him to move closer, Eren walked towards the shorter male and Levi grabbed the towel from him. He turned on the faucet and let it soak in the water, after it was soaked he squeezed the towel and let it drip for a couple of seconds then tossed it to Eren.
"Eh?" Eren looked at the towel with no idea what to do. Levi snatched the towel from him and rubbed it on Eren's face.
To be specific Eren's, lips.
"Mhmhpmhp" Levi continued to rub Eren's lips till they got swollen, Eren tried to grab Levi's wrist but alas, poor him, Levi wastoo strong - despite his small stature.
Levi pulled away and stared at Eren who was now panting with a pink hue dusting his cheeks. His eyes widened as he pictured Eren panting and blushing for another reason altogether."Haah. Haah. What. The."Eren said still panting as he raised his hand and waved it, he tried to catch his breath as he waved frantically at the shorter male.
Levi ignored him and instead he walked towards the cabinet and grabbed a toothbrush and some toothpaste, he walked back to Eren and shoved it at him.
Eren glared at Levi after he caught his breath.
"What is it now?!"He eyed the toothpaste in confusion.
"A toothbrush?!" Eren said, his eyes now wide, looking at Levi in confusion.
"Brush your teeth, or else." Levi scowled, Eren gulped and immediately put some paste on his toothbrush and started brushing his teeth
"Tch." Levi tapped his foot irritably, crossing his arms as he waited for Eren to finish brushing his teeth.
When Eren finished, he grabbed a clean cloth and wiped his face, he then faced his corporal.
"What's the problem?" Eren asked at the shorter male who's still tapping his foot, trying to calm his nerves, his temper is slowly rising to boiling point.
"Your mouth is dirty." Levi said simply and he shifted his gaze to the corner of the room. 'Because that piece of shit transferred his germs to you'. He frowned at his thoughts.
Eren just rolled his eyes and looked away. He will never understand his corporal. Ever.
"Let's go." Levi said. Eren followed him like a little duck follow her mommy.
'My room? I mean my dungeon?'Eren wondered what Levi was up to now.
Levi turned the knob and started walking down the stairs; Eren followed his corporal silently as he kept on thinking why the corporal made him brush his teeth. He knows about the corporal's priorities with cleanliness but he felt that there's more to into it.
"Umm… Corporal." Eren started when they reached the iron bars - the bars that separated his cell to the remaining space of the room. Eren looked down in sadness as the words "I Do Not Trust You" echoed in his ears, but his thoughts were interrupted when Levi pushed him inside and he could never be more grateful with the sudden interruption. He slowly made his way to his bed and sat there uncomfortably with the corporal still in his room/dungeon.
Levi squint his eyes in the darkness as he tried to find the lamp, so he could light it, he looked towards the corner and found the thing he's been looking for - he lit it and turned towards Eren.
"You, go to sleep. Now." Levi commanded. He looked at Eren, who was fidgeting in the bed, and he thought about how Eren and that Kirschtein kid kissed each other and he could feel his eye twitch in irritation. He walked towards the bed and stared Eren in the eye.
Eren looked up and he stared at Levi curious as to what he was up to now.
Turquoise orbs met onyx orbs; he could feel his temperature raise and the heat radiating from his corporal didn't help either. The silence in the room grew and he could feel sweat forming on his temple. He looked for something to say, just to break the uncomfortable atmosphere in the room/dungeon. He decided for a "goodnight" thing.
"Umm. Goodnight corporal." Eren said then he blushed at his stupidity - he only made it worse. He lookedaway, facing the wall.
Levi slightly bent down to the level of Eren's eyes. Eren shifted his gaze to the corporal and he could see the fire dancing in his corporal's eyes, his Blue-Grey eyes were mixed with the red from the lamp, he gulped. 'Is saying goodnight to the corporal a wrong thing to do? Is he going to beat me? Shit' He felt fear bubbling inside of him and he wanted to escape but a sudden soft and cold feeling that fell on his forehead made his eyes widen. The feeling spread on his body and the time it was quickly place on his forehead, it was also quickly removed.
"Goodnight shitty brat." Levi turned around and moved towards the iron bars but stopped and said in a cold deep voice "training tomorrow will be harsh." He then continued to walk until Eren was left alone in the room.
Eren, still frozen at the moment, unconsciously touched his forehead and blushed furiously.
"What the hell was that?"
'Corporal just gave me a goodnight kiss!'
Levi smirked as he made his way towards the dining room. He could hear the noise from the dining room, it rung throughout the castle. He pushed the door and made an AWESOME grand entrance. Everyone turned silent and stared at the corporal.
He scanned the room and found the special operation squad knocked-out. He sighed internally but the second his eyes found the mess, his eye twitched in annoyance. Bottles, food, and clothes were scattered everywhere and there weresoldiers sleeping on the floor.
He frowned at the mess and made a reminder to make the training harder than it was supposed to be.
He coughed and cleared his throat. "SOLDIERS!" He shouted with authority. His voice bounced off the walls like a boomerang. The soldiers, who were in their right thought gulped down nervously as they stared, horrified, at their corporal.
"It's already 9pm in the evening, stop this nonsense now. You're up early in the morning tomorrow and I will assume that this place will not be as shit as your faces are,and that everything will be cleaned, GOT IT?!" He asked (more like command) then the soldiers shouted in unison, "YES SIR!"
He scanned the room, and there he was,Levi tried not to smirk as he took in the soldier's appearance.
He gestured at Jean to move closer, Jean looked away frantically, trying to assure himself that the corporal was not looking at him and asking him to move towards him but the corporal was still staring in his direction. He prayed to the Gods that hopefully this would not be his last day and made his way towards the corporal.
When Jean is already in front of his corporal, Levi moved closer and whispered something into his ear that made Jean look like a crying-horse.
"You better take a shit first before making your way to the fields." He said in a dangerously deep voice. He stepped back and announced "NEW RECRUITS! I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL HOLD THE TRAINING TOMORROW, SO PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ASSES!" after he said that he walked towards the door and let a wicked smile appear on his face . When he is outside the dining room, he decided to end this night.
Jean froze in his spot. 'WHAT THE HELL DID I DOOOOO?!' He thought as he imagined the hellish things that would happen tomorrow. OH NO! He ran to his room in panic.
'Poor Jean'.Thought other the new soldiers as they watched him panic.
When Levi was lying on his soft mattress he clicked his tongue as he thought back to what happened this night. 'Fuck that horse-face guy for kissing MY shitty brat. Hmmph. Why am I so angry? I'm not jealous, am I? I shouldn't be. I shouldn't be'.
This was so wrong on so many levels.
On the other hand, Jean was confused as hell. 'What did I do? This was such a nice start for me in the scouting legion! Well, since when has my life turned out nice?'
A memory of Eren kissing him flashed in his mind. "WHAT THE FUCK!" He jerked up in shock. "What the hell was that" He gritted his teeth in frustration as he cursed Eren a million times. 'Damn it, but Eren's lips felt so goddamn good! It tasted sweet and the way he captured my eyes—Wait?! What the hell am I thinking?! Eren kissing me is like a NIGHTMARE! A BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE! – Hey wait! Beautiful?! AM I SICK?! WAIT! THIS IS THE CAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL. YES. RIGHT. ALCOHOL.' he tried to convince himself that the alcohol was at faultbut he's sure as damned that it's not the alcohol's fault.
He lay down then scratched his head. "Fucking dickless bastard." He muttered as he closed his eyes.
The face of Eren smiling appeared in his mind but he ignored it.
Meanwhile Eren was rolling in his bed, hugging his pillow. 'Corporal just kissed my forehead! And he greeted me a goodnight! FUCK! I'M SO LUCKY! Eh? Why am I lucky? Sheesh.' Then he stopedrolling and stared at the cement ceiling. He can't feel the hotness of Jean's lips on his anymore, as the corporal scrubbed it like a madman. He thought about Jean and his horse-face and again, just by thinking jean, he can feel it again,the softness when he crushed his and Jean's lips.
'THAT FREAKIN HORSE-FACE! HIS LIPS IS SO SOFT AND—EH? EH? EH? I should sleep now. tsk.'
He closed his eyes and a voice keep on ringing in his ear and a thought keep on banging in his head. 'Goodnight, Shitty Brat' That Cold-deep voice, how he said goodnight to Eren with softness lacing in his voice. How that lips kiss in his forehead. How Jean's lips dance perfectly with his.
"AAAAAARGGGGH! STOP IT ALREADY!" He shoutedin frustration. He tried closed his eyes but snapped back open.
"Dammit." He mumbled, then heblushed. "I'm just tired. Yeah." he said. He can feel his bed slowly tugging him into darkness.
The three of them slowly drifted away in sleep. And darkness engulfed them.
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