"Gimme a Pokemon, nigga!" demanded Naruto with more greed in his voice than the time that Tina Fey was demanding the Dollar General in Boise, Idaho to get some more Sprites from Mexico because they used cane sugar in it versus that nasty HFCS (high fructose corn syrup, you niggas). Naruto's swirls on his face were because it was hinted that his mom had sex with a Poliwhirl, but it was a myth someone created.

"Hold the fuck on, bitch-ass nigga!" as he held out his nasty hand that he was probably using recently to tie his shoes that looked so ugly. You probably were accurate when you bet that they came out of a vending machine in Osaka that had been sitting there since 1973. "I can't give you a Pokemon because I don't have any."

"Well, who got them?" asked Naruto as he was getting impatient. He was about to get mad and then just looked at Professor Oak.

"A girl who was wearing a bikini and a tank top came. Her name was Deidara. A boy who was wearing a pair of jammers and a swim jacket came. His name is Makoto. And a girl with blonde hair, khaki shorts, and and a denim jacket came. Her name is Ino. Deidara took Charmander, Makoto got Squirtle, and Ino got Bulbasaur."

"So what do I get? Please tell me that you got a Zapdos or even a Dragonite!" exclaimed Naruto with enthusiasm, even more enthusiasm when Willem Dafoe found out that the Zoo in Omaha was gonna have an exhibit for tarantulas.

"HELL NO!" shouted Professor Oak as he cleared the throat. "I'm sorry, I don't have any Pokemon that rare, but I do have one for you."

Naruto looked down. "I'm sorry I called you a nigga and I'm sorry for losing my cool. I really should be a grateful boy for being allowed to have a Pokemon at all."

"Aww. It's okay, Naruto, I forgive you," said Professor Oak. It caused Naruto to fart loudly at the nice feeling. "Here. This is a Pikachu and I want you to have him. I caught him just recently so I think that you may have a good amount of luck with him."

He took out the Pokeball and out came Pikachu.

"Niggachu!" said the Pokemon. "Pikachu!" it said correctly.

"IT SAID NIGGACHU!" screamed Naruto with laughter as he fell on tot he floor, farting and flailing his legs about wildly like the time Negrodamus from the Chapelle Show found out his prediction that Bob Ross was gonna paint a picture of a woman with a perm twerking in front of the Sears Tower. It was so scandalous that he this nigga couldn't handle this and he didn't want people to freak so they got out of his way just like an ambulance.

"Pull yourself together, Naruto, because in a moment I will need to laugh!" said Professor Oak. "Anyways. Here is your PokeDex, your Pokeballs, and some Potions." Naruto put them in his backpack that his mom got with a coupon after buying cigarettes. The backpack actually smelled like insect repellent that you get from a store in Edmonton, Alberta when your mom is out to buy gasoline for the barbecue and she runs into another part of the store to find it.

"THANK YOU," said Naruto as he hurried out of the laboratory and went back to his house. He saw his mom and said,

"Mom, can I have some of that cucumber salad that you made last night and take it with me on the trip?"

"Sure, go ahead and take it all," she said as she ate a few Doritos and played with Sakura's earrings. Sakura was crying because she wasn't getting any of the Doritos and Imogene gave her a few and Sakura shut up.

Naruto went into the fridge and he took the entire dish and put it in his backpack. He knew that his mom would be glad that he was gone because that meant that her bills would a bit smaller each month. He went up to her and she punched him in the face. That is what she did whenever he was going to school and he usually slapped her across the face in return. They were on very good terms despite the fact that this seemed like flat out abuse.

Naruto left and he closed the door and released a fart that lasted about 8 seconds. It felt so good to get it out of his ass and he walked forward. Pikachu was very adamant about following his trainer, but he did so anyways because he was curious as to how this nigga was gonna train him and it's not like he had any place to go.

Naruto soon reached Route 1 and a voice said, "Naruto Uzumaki, is that you?" Naruto turned around as if he had been found and saw who it was.

"Ino Yamanaka, is that you?!" he said as he looked at his classmate. Man, did she look so promiscuous at such a young age!

"Yeah, playa! I was wondering if it was okay if we traveled together, you know!" said Ino as she began to play some Mariah Carey on her iPod. "Will you take me to a brighter place beyond the rain?"

"I'll make you feel alright because you'll be by my side through it all!" said Naruto as he farted.

"Hell, yeah!" said Ino as they started walking together. They left and Pikachu followed right behind them.