Naruto and Ino were walking down the sexy route 1 and Naruto turned to her and farted when her saw her adorable blue eyes.
"So, Ino, what have you been doing?" asked Naruto as he looked at this Ninja version of Gwen Stefani.
"Nigga, we saw each other two days ago!" she said as she slapped Naruto across the face. "I mean, you have a crush on me, right?"
"No, why would you think that?" asked Naruto as he turned away from her faster than the time that Charlie Sheen was homeless in 1982 and he turned away from the doors of the Department of Human Services of Montana when he saw that they wouldn't be distributing welfare checks to anyone who had been using crack. Ino had some seriously weird bangs and she smelled like she had diarrhea in 1994 and never told her mom about it because she thought that her mom would no longer be able to buy the food she loved that caused it: turducken.
"I mean, you fart whenever you see me, nigga!" commented Ino as she decided that it was her turn and she farted so loudly that 23 Pidgey's in a tree that was 30 feet away flew away. "Sorry," she said as she saw a Pokemon in their way. It was a Rattata!
"I'll handle this!" said Naruto as he had more confidence in himself than the time that Fergie was the celebrity guest on the Olympics diving team and she had to do three somersaults while wearing a traditional Bulgarian wedding dress. "Pikachu, go!"
Pikachu just stood there and looked at Rattata and sighed. He went towards the rodent Pokemon and used thunderbolt and Rattata ran away.
"Good job, Pikachu!" cheered Naruto, with a tone very similar to the time that Julio Iglesias cheered for Denzel Washington during a pie eating contest in Gatlinburg.
"Hey!" said a voice that belonged to a boy. They turned around and someone was wearing a pair of jammers and a jacket for a school swim club. "Are you niggas going to go after Sasuke, the gym leader of Pewter City?"
"I sure the hell am!" said Naruto with a smile and thumbs up. Man, did this nigga look like someone you would see on a poster you got out of a box of Cheerios. "And I'm going to use Pikachu to defeat the nigga!"
"I've heard a lot of things about Sasuke," said the boy. "My name is Tachibana Makoto and I want to go with you guys. If you are okay with it."
Ino fell in love with this guy faster than Phyllis Diller fell in love with an expired tube of Pringles she saw in a supermarket in Buffalo.
"You're so cute, Tachibana-kun!" she said as she clasped both of her ashy hands together as she looked at this young pimp. When she put her hands together, it sounded like a toilet flushing after someone dumped the contents of a can of Spaghetti-O's in the toilet which was in the washroom in the blue hall of a school that opened in Tennessee in 1997. It was not a kinky sound by any means.
Makoto just blushed and said to her, "Oh, thank you! You're the fourteenth random girl who said that today!" Naruto looked at Makoto's jammers. They hugged his ass more than Jermaine Dupri hugged a koala when he was in Australia in 2004. His jacket looked like something Mick Jagger wore if he joined a swim team and Naruto could recognize a pimp in the making, and Makoto definitely fit the profile.
"We need to go to Viridian Forest!" exclaimed Naruto as he wanted to get out in the middle of the forest and meditate to some Celine Dion songs that you often hear inside the elevator in the Sears Tower. Soon, Makoto said, "I think we should have a Pokemon battle."
"You have a Squirtle, right?" asked Ino as she looked at Makoto. "I have Bulbasaur, and that nigga has Pikachu. You're likely to lose."
Makoto chuckled softly and said, "I think we have equal chances since our Pokemon are low level and don't know their elemental attacks." He took out his Pokeball from his pocket and said, "Go, Squirtle!"
"Squirtle, squirt!" said the turtle Pokemon. The turtle and his trainer both farted at the same time. "Use tackle!"
"You use tackle as well!" said Ino as she threw out Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur and the turtle immediately began to run towards each other as if they had been separated on the Titanic and found each other again on that other ship that took in the lifeboats. Bulbasaur collided with Squirtle and Squirtle used tackle again. Squirtle ost after 23 more tackles because he used withdraw a lot and his defense was pretty high.
Makoto sighed and took out his Pokeball. "Please return, Squirtle." He looked at the ball. "You did good, nigga!" He then turned to Ino and then said, "We need to go to the Pokemon Center soon."
"Okay!" said Naruto as he began to Ninja run. "Follow me!" He ran so fast that he hit a tree that then toppled over from the impact. He cried and then got back up and they soon arrived to the Pokemon Center.
"Welcome!" said Nurse Joy. "What can I do for you young trainers today!"
"I need to heal my Pokemon!" screeched Ino as she put the ball on the counter so slowly that you thought you watched a slug on a glue trap race towards Jefferson City, Missouri.
Makoto saw a poster and said, "Look, they're serving free nachos at the Pewter City Pokemon Center in two days!"
"AWESOME!" shouted Naruto as he high-fived Makoto. "We totally need to go there soon!"
They then ran out of the Pokemon Center and then there was Viridian Forest up ahead.
Ino gulped and let out a 103 decibel fart that lasted for about 5 seconds.
"OWW! MY BUTTHOLE HURTS!" She screamed as she threw Bulbasaur out into the forest. She started crying and said, "Get me some bamboo, quick!"
Makoto said, "Why do you need bamboo?"
"It makes me feel better, nigga!" said Ino as she looked at Naruto who was laughing. Ino got the bamboo and started to eat it like a panda who just smoked a blunt. She sighed with relief and they went into the forest.