Naruto and the gang finally reached the forest and the went inside, and you could've sworn that music from the Titanic was playing but had a funky Japanese twist to it.

"Who's playing the shitty Japanese music?" asked Ino as she looked around, but the two males looked at her and rolled their eyes like the time that you saw a stripper in the parking lot of JcPenny's and was trying to get some money for toothpaste.

"I don't hear anything, nigga!" said Makoto as he scratched his ass and farted. He turned to Naruto and said, "You should consider catching another Pokemon beside Pikachu so you can have a type advantage. I mean, electric moves are not gonna work. Didn't you know that?"

"I thought they would be effective against Sasuke's Pokemon?" chirped Naruto like a parrot who was trying to learn Korean from a guy whose first language was Finnish.

"Oh, Naruto, you're such a kidder!" giggled Ino as she took a moment to look at herself in her mirror in her pocket that she randomly had. She then showed Naruto the mirror and he said,

"I look like I will become the best Pokemon champion in the world!" He then saw a purple Pokemon and took out his PokeDex and pointed it at the Pokemon as if he was a man taking a picture of a woman in a dance club.

"Nidoran female, the poison point Pokemon," said the machine. "This Pokemon is capable of using scratches and bites to defeat her opponents. They are often shy and run away, but they will fight when necessary."

"I remembered!" said Makoto as he turned towards Naruto. "Nidoran female can learn double kick and it would work well against Sasuke's Pokemon."

"Ran!" said the Pokemon as she looked at Naruto. Naruto was a bit worried that this little Pokemon would be too weak, but it was worth a shot anyways.

"Okay, Pikachu, go out there and use thundershock!" he said sweetly. "Please?"

Pikachu sighed and let loose a tiny bolt of electricity that zapped the Pokemon and she squealed when it did that. She ran forward and scratched Pikachu and Naruto used this opportunity to through a ball at Nidoran. The ball shook like a big fat booty for four times and then it pinged.

"Look, nigga, I got a Nidoran female!" screamed Naruto as he wanted to get out his phone and called his mom and tell her what happened, but she knew that it would be weird and he wanted to tell her as soon as he got in Pewter City.

"I bet you feel good after what you did, Naruto!" said Ino as she saw a Pokemon. "What's that?!"

They discovered that it was a Mankey and the two of them fought for a few minutes and Ino caught him. She was as proud as the time when she asked her teacher what the square root of 28 was and she was so excited when she was able to do something magical on her calculator.

"What about you, Makoto?" asked Naruto. "Are you gonna try and catch something?"

"I guess I should," he said and then found a Tangela. He was able to do surprisingly well against it and was able to dodge the moves that it used and the battle went on for about three minutes before he finally caught it. He was as pleased with himself than the time he was able to open a box of Corn Pops all by himself when he was three years old.

Soon, night fell and they had to gather berries and stuff to eat. Naruto was so excited that he was having some trouble sleeping! He got out a tic-tac and decided that would be a better substitute than brushing his teeth and he woke up the next morning and said,

"Okay, guys, we're going after Sasuke and his rock Pokemon!"

"Can we go get some donuts or something first?" said Ino as she was struggling to wake up. She needed something like Chef Boyardee raviolis for breakfast as well as some cucumber salad and a blueberry shake.

"Naruto, come on," said Makoto as he got up. The others were still wondering why he was wearing a swimsuit that was so tight.

"Let's get going! This way!" he sang as he made it out of the bushes and saw Pewter City's skyline. He saw a ton of Volvo's driving and saw that it was the largest Swedish community in Kanto and that was just so kinky! They headed for the Pokemon Center and then to the gym.

"I AM UCHIHA SASUKE!" said the voice as he saw the three of them and he was using a megaphone of all things.

"Hi!" said Ino. "This is Naruto. He wants to battle you, as do and this nigga, Makoto."

"Hi!" said Makoto as he waved at Uchiha Sasuke.

"Okay, so let us begin!" said Sasuke as he let out a Pokemon. "Go, Geodude!"

"Go, Pikachu!" ordered Naruto as he pointed at the Pokemon.

"Wow, are you stupid?" said Uchiha Breanna Sasuke. "Very well. Tackle!"

"Use your quick attack, Pikachu!" ordered Naruto. The two Pokemon collided and Pikachu was able to knock over Geodude, but was still well in the battle.

"Not bad, nigga. Now how about rock throw!" said Sasuke. A small portal opened and some rocks fell through close to Pikachu and he was able to dodge it with ease, but one of them hit his tail and he screamed as if he stepped on a Lego.

Pikachu then dodged it and then used thundershock which oddly defeated Geodude.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" shouted Sasuke as he called back Geodude. He took out his next Pokemon and said, "See how you like...Onix!"