Uchiha Sasuke threw the damn Pokeball as if he was trying to be on the water polo team for butterflies and out came Onix, a rock Pokemon that looked like all the stones that Charlie Sheen would get a watery mouth over since they looked so smokeable.
"Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuum," said Naruto loudly as he farted, causing it to echo across the damn gym. "That's a huge bitch!"
"Get 'em, Naruto!" demanded Sakura with a clinched fist and a butthole that was equally clinched. It was so tight that not even a bacterium could escape.
"Onix, end his Pikachu by using take down," ordered Sasuke with as much vigor in his voice as a college freshman ordering a pizza from Chuck E Cheese's.
Onix lunged at Pikachu, but Pikachu dodged it fairly easily.
"Good job, Pikachu!" cheered Naruto. "Now use thundershock."
Pikachu unleashed the sexiest yellow jolt of electricity and it hit Onix on the head. Onix didn't even blink at it.
"Ha. Looks like your Pikachu is a Weak-achu!" joked Sasuke. Sakura frowned at the remark and said,
"Show this pimp your other attack!"
"Onix, stop Pikachu with bind," commanded Sasuke. Onix wrapped himself around Pikachu and squeezed him. Pikachu screamed and squealed as if he just left the theatre after watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carey.
"I give up!" demanded Naruto. Onix let go of Pikachu and Naruto ran over to the Pokemon and said, "Let's get the hell out of here. C'mon, Sakura, I need to poop."