Zoro's Birthday

by Koolkiki

Everyone has birthdays, even the greatly feared Strawhat pirates! Luffy was going around asking his crew about their birthdays and came across Zoro. Drama started with Sanji and Zoro, which led to Nami blushing and hiding. After all that, the biggest surprise was that Zoro's birthday was actually today! How will they celebrate! Includes love triangle. May be OOC.

2. Chapter 2

Everyone on the deck ran at him crying, gloom written all over their face. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US ZORO?! WE COULD HAVE PARTIED ALL DAY!" Luffy yells at him and starts slapping him.

"Oi!"

"You marimo! It's your birthday?! We just ran out of sake! Now how am I going to find a birthday present that's worth as much as you?!" Sanji glares at him and starts muttering about Zoro's favorite dishes.

"Are you saying I'm worth as much as sake?!"

"No! I'm saying sake is worth more than you!"

"Why you-!"

"Zoro, you idiot! How am I supposed to find you the greatest birthday present with this little time? Oh, did I ever tell you the story of how I found the legendary present? Too bad I gave it to Kaya. Guess you'll have to make do with whatever I give you."

" Did you just insult me?! Nevermind. Sure. Usopp, whatever you do, it better not be a prank." Zoro looks at him and glares slightly. Usopp, with his back facing him, jumped a little and a little "eep!" came out of him.

"H-ha, ha. I wouldn't ever do that, Zoro. Please don't kill me!" Zoro just stares at him running away when a pair of hooves landed on his thigh since he was sitting cross-legged.

"Zoro?"

"Yes?"

"Should I make some medicine for you?"

"Huh? For what?"

"You know, I never made the medicine I was going to make you back in Enies Lobby." Zoro stares at Chopper, confused and expectant. "You know, the medicine for losers."

"Why you-"

"Eek!" Chopper runs away to join Usopp as a large hand reaches out for him. Suddenly the women's quarter's door opens and reveals Robin and behind her, Nami, looking confused and angry.

"Is something wrong?" Robin questions, after seeing the somewhat strange, even for this crew. Usopp and Chopper hiding in a corner mumbling something that sounded like " please don't kill me..." Luffy in his deepest state of gloom and slapping an unfazed Zoro. And lastly, Sanji muttering how he would rather have sake than Zoro because it'll at least be useful.

"Hm? Why do you ask?" Zoro turns his head towards Robin despite Luffy's slapping. She just shakes her head and giggles at their crazy antics.