Holy eff! Over 4,000 words! Where in the word did this come from? I seriously spent a couple hours on this. My mind came up with the words torture me, which is what this is now called, and this is what I come up with to go with that! I'm just….. just…. wow….

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I was never the number one choice, but that was okay. He would always come back to me this way. They would tire of him or him of them. Yet, he came to me after every break up. Taking me in all essence of the word. And I let him. Silently begged him to. Allowed him to torture me. The game of make believe was all I had ever known. All I ever wanted.

I opened my door and he came crashing into me. "She… She dumped me!"

"Shh." I cooed softly in Link's ear, like I always did. This was routine for us.

"Why?!" He wailed and I clutched his shirt, pulling him further into the house.

I guided him over to the armchair and set him down in it. He shook and cried out as I wandered back over to close the door. This break up was even worse than the last, yet he had only been with this one for a few days. I watched as he whimpered and curled in on himself. It was a pitiful sight, but I longed for it. Link sobbing meant he wasn't with anyone. It meant I got him to myself. He wasn't wrapped around another's finger. My friend had this thing about focusing solely on one person at a time. This time it was a girl from Clock Town. Cermia, I think.

I waltzed over to him and he raised his head, arms reaching for me. My name leaving his lips as a whine. "Sheik."

I smirked under the scarf I wore. He was mine and no one else's. "How much do you need me, Link?" Blue eyes watched as I ran a hand up my thigh. This was my favorite part. Making him beg for my body. Plead to be inside me.

"Mmm." He simply moaned, hands clenching and unclenching as his eyes trailed to my crotch.

One of my fingers hooked onto the fabric around my mouth, lightly tugging it down. Slowly my tongue came out to lick up the digit and I knew he was getting turned on. "I didn't hear you. How badly do you want me?"

"Please." Tears were at the corners of his eyes, but I didn't care. This was my only time for him to pay attention to me and I wasn't going to let it go by quickly. I'd savor the turmoil in his eyes every second of this two-sided torture.

Link whimpered as I ran my hands down my sides and then back up to tangle my fingers in my hair. "Do you want to kiss me, Link?"

He nodded and I smiled. "Touch me?"

"Yes." He still didn't move and I had no plans of going near him until I got what I wanted.

One of my hands moved to my face and my pinkie finger caught my bottom lip, lightly pulling it down. "What else do you want from me?"

"In-Inside...I need..." I leaned forward, but not enough for him to grab me.

"You want to be inside me?" He nodded vigorously. I still wasn't satisfied. "Tell me. With your words."

"Sheik..." I tsked when his face went red.

"Now, now. You'll get nothing from me unless you ask for it." He pouted and I chuckled.

Link looked off into the room. "You, Sheik."

I loved that no matter how many times I made him to beg to sleep with me, he still got embarrassed over it. "What do you want?"

A deep red covered his ears now. "Let me touch you."

Getting closer. "What do you want?"

"I want to be inside you!" He glared at me and his cheeks puffed up.

"That's all I wanted to hear." His arms hooked around me in seconds when I stepped within range. I couldn't help but giggle. So freaking needy.

I was glad Impa was away on a trip or else we would have had to stop to go up to my room. Link's lips danced around my neck, leaving marks that would disappear barely before we did this again. My fingers carded through his hair and he groaned as I pulled lightly at the golden strands. I would always marvel about how he liked it rough. But I couldn't say much about that because I did too. Probably more so. That time that he ripped at the skin of my back… Those are scars I enjoy seeing when I pass the mirror after getting out of the shower. It was bliss when he kissed them every day until they sealed up. That was the longest he had ever gone without a relationship.

I could feel the growing hardness in his pants and couldn't stop myself from grinding down on him. "Ah! Sheik!"

"What?" I blinked innocently and Link half-glared, half-smirked.

His hands worked my shirt up and off, his own following soon after. Bare skin sticking together with sweat and I cried out when he took my hips in his hands, pulling me harshly down on him over and over. I desperately needed the barriers between us to be gone, so he could put that earth-shaking force to good use.

"I need you now, Link." He nodded and I worked the zipper of his pants down. Soon he was in the open air, but I had no time to pay attention to that hardened flesh. We struggled with my pants, getting them off and tossing them to the floor. Then he was there, no preparation. It stung like no other, but this wasn't the first time we had just jumped in. I was crying out in pleasure quickly, the pain already gone. I knew there would be blood when we parted, but it would only please me. It would be like more proof that he was there. My arms wrapped around his shoulders as Link pushed the both of us closer to the edge.

He tensed and I knew he was close when my own body couldn't take anymore pleasure. We stopped to catch our breath and then he said something I had never wanted him to say. Because I knew it meant he was going to leave me.

"I love you, Sheik."

"Wait! Sheik!" I stumbled up the stairs, the aftermath of our joining running down my legs. I couldn't stay near him. I couldn't. He would leave me for good. Another sob racked my body and I crashed into the wall.

His hands were there, trying to pick me up, but I would have none of it. "No..." I moaned out and shoved his hands away.

"Let me help you." I shook my head and pulled at my hair.

"Stop, stop, stop." Breathing was getting harder. "Get away."

"Sheik?" He had reached out for me again, but I scooted away from his hands.

"Get out!" Link seemed stunned by my outburst. His blue eyes were shining with confusion.

"But-"

"Out!" I noticed he sighed and then the stairs squeaked as he headed down them. My heart dropped when I heard the door click shut behind him. He was gone. But not for good, right? I had refused him, so he wouldn't leave me forever… Or maybe I had made the biggest mistake of my life.

Golden hair could be seen across the cafeteria. A new one was in his arms and I hoped he had forgotten about telling me he loved me. I prayed to the Goddesses that we could go back to normal. He would leave this one then come running to me, falling into my arms, and making love to me.

My eyes widened at this thought. Making love? Since when did I call it that? Link and I only ever had sex. Casual, stress-relieving sex. It was never making love. We… We weren't in love.

He spotted me and motioned for me to come over. And I did so. This time he had picked a guy. The guy was tall, almost Link's height, and willowy. Snow white hair and deep maroon eyes. He wore an over-sized, purple hoody and skin-tight jeans. He was awfully cute and the thought was like a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hey, Sheik." Link grinned from where he was seated and I smiled back.

"So, who's this? Your new fling?" I laughed at Link's flabbergasted expression. Yeah, I could act like nothing happened between us too, Arse. Where had that come from? Why was I acting like this? I couldn't possibly be… jealous. Could I?

"Oh, this is Wizzro." The guy pouted and Link chuckled. "But he likes to be called Izzy. Isn't he such a cutie."

I almost gagged as Link nuzzled into Wizzro's neck. What was with this urge to pull him away from Link and steal my friend's lips?

"I've heard quite a bit about you from Link, but tell me something about yourself." It was almost as if he knew about Link and I with how he phrased it.

I resisted the urge to say it was none of his business what I was like, or comment on how I had, had more sex with Link than he would ever get, but I kept my cool. "I'm into gymnastics and playing my harp."

"No, really. Tell me something about you that Link hasn't already told me." His eyes told me he didn't like me. Maybe Link talked about me too much. Well, perhaps I can change that.

I tugged him away from Link, ignoring the blond's protest, and whispered in his ear. "I'm an animal in bed. Pain just turns me on."

Wizzro made a sound of amusement. "Oh, I like that."

I giggled and smiled coyly, looking up at him. "You wanna have a go at me, pretty boy?"

"I'd say you are the pretty boy here." Then he was pushed, none to gently, aside and my bicep was grabbed.

"Link, what the hell?!" Wizzro whined and I tried to get out of his hold.

"I need to have a word with Sheik." Link's voice was cold and his expression stony. Wizzro whimpered and retreated back to his seat.

I cursed as I tripped over my own feet as Link tugged me down the hall. "Let go of me, you buffoon!"

We stopped and Link pinned me to the wall. "What the hell was that? I wasn't enough. You need to get into another guy's pants to satisfy your sex drive."

"Are you kidding?" My face, I'm sure, deadpanned. "I wouldn't have sex with that man even if he paid me."

"But you would if it meant I couldn't, right." My breath caught in my throat. "I'm right, aren't I?"

"No. Why would I care if you screwed around with someone else?" I turned my face away and tried to hide the pained look in my eyes. Truthfully, even thinking about all the people Link could have possibly been with hurts. But I'd never felt like this before. Never cared that he could be off somewhere in someone's bed.

"Is that how you really feel? Cause it sure as hell didn't look like it in there." He pointed back the way we came and glared down at me.

I snorted. "Maybe I just wanted to tick you off. You ever think about that."

"Why would you want to do that?" I flushed and hid further, turning my head down to hide behind my hair. "Is it because of what I said?"

"It doesn't matter what you said." The familiar pinpricks made themselves known behind my eyes.

"Apparently, it does." Link groaned and placed a finger under my chin, lifting my head. He seemed a little surprised to see tears in my eyes. "Look, Sheik. I'm sorry I blurted out that I love you. Okay. I really am. I… I don't feel that way about you, so can we just go back to normal?"

I nodded, but did I really want to go back to 'normal', whatever that was for us. "Thanks, Sheik. I'd hate to not have your support in everything. You're my best friend."

Why did it make my heart ache when he simply called me a friend?

"I hate this game!" I giggled when Link's scream came from the other room. He and Izzy, as he begged me to call him, were playing some racing game. It became clear that Link sucked at it. "Why do I keep falling off the effing edge?!"

I walked over to lean in the archway from the kitchen to the living room. "It's cause you suck."

"Oh, yeah. Well, let's see you do much better." Link held the controller out in my direction.

"I would show you up, but I'm making dinner. And we all know what happens when you cook." I waved at him and laughed when he flipped me off.

"I'll finish the food if you want to play a couple races, Sheik." Izzy smiled and handed me his controller as he passed by.

Link grinned and I groaned. "I guess I can try."

"Come sit." My best friend patted the spot next to him.

I shrugged and flopped down on the couch. "Now. Teach me how to play."

Turns out, I'm naturally good at racing games. I got first in every single one of the races. Link was furious.

"How?!" He threw his hands up and gave me a 'how the hell are you so good at everything' look.

"I'm not sure. Though, the game is relatively simple. Avoid being hit by turtle shells and running over bananas. And above all, drive well." I smirked. "I think you are lacking in all these."

"You jerk!" I yelped as Link pushed me over. "I'm going to give you the tickling of a lifetime!"

Izzy peaked his head into the room for a second. "Don't break anything, guys!"

"Wouldn't dream of it!" Link was now looking down at me like a wolf with its prey in sight.

"Link, I swear..." And then he was on me. My sides ached and my throat was raw from yelling when he pulled back. "You… arse… hole..."

"That I may be, but you needed to be taught a lesson." We erupted into another fit of laughter. When my eyes opened, Link was looking down at me. "Sheik."

I gulped when he whispered my name. His eyes were asking me a question as they trailed to my mouth. I licked my lips and nodded slightly. Our noses bumped awkwardly as Link slowly lowered himself to me. It was like a warmth spread into my skin as his chapped lips met mine. We shared the shortest of kisses, but it was heaven.

My eyes widened as Link descended upon me again. We couldn't do this. And not only because of Wizzro. We seriously could not do this. Gods, I could feel tears forming. The idea that this man belonged to someone else right now, that he wasn't mine, probably would never truly be mine… I love him.

I shoved him off the couch, off of me, and jumped up. "Sheik."

Link sat up as I grabbed my bag from the floor, having come over to Link's house on Izzy's orders after school, and threw open the door. I was gone before he could come after me.

I clutched at my hair, tearing strands out in my panic. I love him. My knees hurt as I fell to the curb only a few blocks from Link's house and sobbed. No one was around and it wasn't really a long walk to my place. Impa probably wasn't home, so I could go there and break down at this new revelation, but the night air was cold against my heated flesh. I didn't want to go inside for fear of bursting into flames.

"Hey, Sheik." I jolted at Wizzro's voice.

"Wha- Why are you here?" He sat down next to me and sighed.

"I guess I already knew what was going to happen if I left you guys alone. He… he told me that he kissed you, which is probably why you ran off. I decided it would be best if I came after you and not Link." An arm wrapped around my shoulders and I clung to his side, breathing heavily. "You love him, don't you?"

My whole body froze. Izzy simply smiled. "Maybe you should tell him. He'd really like that."

"How… How would you know?" I glanced up into his gentle gaze.

"Because he told me so." He got a far off look in his eyes and pulled me a little closer. "He talked about you a lot that first day. It made me feel really unimportant. I suppose that is why I came off as a little mean when we met. Sorry for that."

"S'okay." I sniffed and wiped at the tears that covered my cheeks.

"Just tell him how you feel, Sheik. Everything will work out if you do." He patted my head and it reminded me so much of Link that I cried a little.

We were silent for a couple minutes before I spoke. "What are you going to do?"

"Oh, me… Well. There's this guy I've been talking to over in Twili City. He's pretty nice." Izzy blushed and I could still see it in the darkness. He really seemed to like this mystery guy. "I knew being with Link wouldn't work, but it was fun. I hope we can all be friends after this. I enjoy being around you two."

"Link." I poked his shoulder, but he just kept ignoring me. "Please quit ignoring me."

He scowled at the plate of food before him. We were only in this situation because he can't cook and his grandma had to go up to Castle Town. Goddesses, it had been three days since I ran out of his house... "Why shouldn't I?"

"Because we're friends and friends don't-"

"How do you know what friends do? As far as you're concerned, friends are vindictive and love to hate each other. Not to mention all the times we had sex. I'm pretty sure friends don't do that. So, why in the hell do you think I would listen to you about what friends do or don't do!" I saw red at this.

"Maybe if you hadn't came crying to me the first time you got dumped, begging to be inside m-"

"Is that how you remember it? Me begging to screw you. Well, news flash. You were the one to start everything!" The chair crashed to the floor as he stood up and spun around.

"All I did was try and comfort you." I hissed as Link stood right in front of me, before stepping back a ways.

"Oh, yeah. Cause turning me on was totally comforting." He rolled his eyes.

I stalked forward, fist at my sides. "I gave you a back rub. It isn't my fault you flipped over and pulled me on top of you, asking me to massage your chest."

He smirked and I wanted to punch it off his handsome face. "But you were the one that rubbed yourself against me."

"I was trying to reposition your erection that was poking into my arse!" I blushed at having yelled that.

Link held a soft smile on his face. "Don't forget when you worked my shirt off."

"You complained that I wasn't touching your skin." I snorted. "And then you pulled me down to kiss my forehead."

"I remember how you squeaked when I grabbed handfuls of your arse." His hands came down to do just that.

My eyelids lowered as he rubbed up to the small of my back and then back down to grab my arse. "I quite liked when you did that. Though, it wasn't as surprising as when you pushed your tongue into my mouth."

"The taste of flesh strawberries..." He pecked my lips.

"The smell of falling rain..." I nuzzled into his chest.

"It was so awkward at first. I remember stripping you completely down and just marveling at your body." Link's glassy gaze locked with mine and I blushed.

"Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was? Especially, when you undressed. I thought I was… you know… small." He shifted closer, lips running up my jaw.

"But the look on your face when you caught sight of me, all of me, was priceless." He chuckled right into my ear, deep and throaty. "Though, I'd rather not explain sex between guys to anyone ever again."

I giggled, taking his face in my hands. "You have such a cute blushing face."

"Yeah, well. You have a cute 'take me now' face." Link lightly licked his lips. I could feel him getting aroused from the memory.

My intelligent response, because of both the statement and his need pressing into me, was: "A what?"

"You know..." He shrugged. "That look you get when I'm just barely pushing into that heat."

I snorted and pouted slightly. "You mean when I'm being teased mercilessly by the jerk that won't just shift his hips forward a few inches."

"Maybe if you weren't so beautiful..." Link's eyes watered and he pulled away from me to walk back over to the table, righting the chair before looking back at me.

"Link." I reached out for him and he pulled back, almost as if he was frightened.

His whisper was barely heard even though the room was silent. "Why is it that I find my heart still beating only for you? No matter how many people I get with, I can't keep you out of my head."

"Do you..." I gulped, nerves trying to take over. "Did you mean it when you said you loved me?"

"Well... I-"

I stopped him. "Just tell me. Maybe you will be surprised by the response."

He sighed. "Yeah. I meant it."

My chest felt restricted and I couldn't get any air in. "Sa-Say it again."

"I… I love you, Sheik."

My body hummed in delight. I grinned and lunged forward to wrap my arms around Link's neck. "I love you, Link."

"Really?" His eyes widened.

"Really, really." Slowly, hesitantly, Link's arms wrapped around me. Once again, his growing hardness was pressed into me. I bit my lip and glanced up at him. "Link?"

"Mmm... Yeah." He was lazily rubbing circles in between my shoulder blades.

"Would you..." I swallowed down any doubts I had about us. "Will you make love to me?"

Link's blue eyes widened and then he softly smiled. "Never thought I would hear you say that."

Bonus:

I curled into Link's side, having spent all my energy during our lovemaking sessions. Yeah, sessions. As in quite a few. Link was a blasted animal. We would be totally content laying next to each other and the next thing I know, Link is whispering in my ear. Asking to make love to me again. In short, I was completely ready to pass out.

"Hey, Sheik." My lover bit gently at my ear.

"I'm trying to sleep." I rolled over and mock glared at him. "What do you want?"

He smirked and I knew whatever was to come from that devious face would be either embarrassing or arousing. Maybe both. "You were the one to ask for sex this time." Link giggled childishly.

Of all the… "Maybe the first time, but you forget all the rest were you."

He blushed. I don't know what he had been planning to use that information for, but I thwarted his scheme. "Well dang… Why is it that I'm always asking, anyways?"

"It amuses me and-" Link caught my lips in a gentle kiss, pausing my sentence for a moment. "I'm the one that pays for it afterward. You are a literal pain in my arse."

He grinned, wide and toothy like a child. "And you love it."

I couldn't argue with that, so I snuggled into him. "That I do."

Sleep was ready to take me when Link spoke up again. "Hey, Sheik. Still awake?"

Groggily, I opened my eyes. "Barely."

"Oh..." He shifted back into the pillows, ready to sleep I suppose.

"What do you need this time?" He perked up.

"You sure you want to know." I sighed, but nodded. "Wanna make love to you again."

I blushed. "Can I?"

I'd regret not sleeping later, but I wouldn't go back and change a thing. "Yes."

6 pages in Libre! Bajesus! My goodness…. I hoped you enjoyed this. I quite like writing it. What do we think of the bonus bit? Yes? No?

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