All right you wanted you, you have. Quick reminder the jokers will be in their twenties. And also no offensives to anyone the jokes the guys make somehow offends anyone, if so apologies to them.
At a restaurant, in the park, and a mall.
We start off the first episode with the boys in White castle uniforms. I'm gonna start of simple.
Lincoln: We're at one of the oldest restaurants in America: The Castle of White.
Penn: we'll be working behind the counter, also we have to do and say whatever the other guys tell us.
Dipper: if you can't you lose.
Marco: Prepare to get slained.
Marco
We start with Marco who is looking a little lost behind the counter. "I feel like I'm at a home turf disadvantage."
Dipper: why would you think?
"White Castle?"
The others just realized that.
Others: ooooooooooh
Penn: you'll be fine, we'll start simple.
Just then Noah from Total Drama walked in.
Lincoln: just yell the order to the back.
Noah said "I'll take a number 2 extra pickles"
Marco to the kitchen: NUMBER 2 EXTRA PICKLES
Noah raised an eyebrow "... a medium fry"
Marco: MEDIUM FRY
"And a small tea"
Marco: AND A SMALL TEA, would you like that in herbal or sweet.
"Herbal I guess"
Marco: HERBAL
"Why are you yelling everything behind you?"
Lincoln: Because I'm a Latino in a white restaurant.
Marco looked annoyed "Because... I'm a-
" A latino in a restaurant that has white in the name?"
"Uuhhh yes."
"Meh, it's not a literal."
Penn: alright will take.
WIN
Dipper
"Okay lets get this over with."
He was approached by a white woman with black hair.
"What can I get you ma'am?"
"Hmm, I'll get a veggie burger and fires"
Marco: act like you don't know how to work the register
Dipper then looked like Leni Loud and just pushed all the buttons "Okay is it this one, this one, DOH" until he hit himself with slot where money goes.
"hehe, you're funny"
Penn: flattered but I git my eye on someone else
Dipper then told her "Sorry I'm flattered but... I kinda have my eye on someone else" What are they doing?
"really who?" the lady asked, meanwhile someone just walked in the door. This someone was a stunning blonde in designer clothes looking at her phone, The other guys saw this.
Lincoln: well
"Well..."
Lincoln: She's got the looks to match the personality.
"She's got to looks to match the personality."
Penn: is a beast in any sport she plays.
"Is a uh beast in any sport she plays?"
Marco: and she's right behind you.
"And she's... right behind you?" he finished confused.
The customer looked around and saw what she thought he was talking about and moved so he could see...
"Dipper?"
"Pacifica!"
"HA!"
The blonde who turns out to be Pacifica Northwest puts her phone away and walks up to the counter. Dipper got all sweaty knowing what the guys did. "Uhhh how much did you hear?"
"About all of it." She then hands him a stack of twenties "this will be for her meal, and mine"
Dipper whispers into his earpiece 'I'm gonna kill you guys.'
Penn: well you're done now.
WIN
Penn
A customer who looked like he was in his forties walked in.
Lincoln: old English, old English
"Good morrow sir, and welcome to the Castle of White. Bring ith to me, and I shall slay it." Penn said like a person from the Renaissance.
"Two hamburgers"
"Two, burgers of ham." Penn pressed the buttons on the register of cash.
"Two cheese burgers"
"Two, burgers of cheese."
"And an ice tea."
"One, tea of the ice."
"It's free?"
"Your wit sire, is legendary." he then pretended to have no idea on the modern cash register "Tis confusion"
Win
Lincoln
Marco: you are really showing the dedication to this place aren't you.
"Oh haha very funny because of my hair."
Just then he saw someone he knew very personally.
"Ronnie Anne!"
"Lincoln! Man I haven't seen you in person in a long time."
Penn: I know why did you move away.
Lincoln looked sad "I know, Why did you move away?"
"I've been asking that the whole time."
Marco: you know if you want to make up for lost time,
"You know Ronnie Anne, if you want to make up for lost time,"
Marco: I could bring you to my apartment and REALLY make up for it.
Lincoln then got embarrassed by that. "Uhhhhh, I could..." she looked at him.
Penn: come on say it.
Dipper: we know you want to do it.
"Uhhhh we could check out the new mexican place that open?"
The others: awwwww man.
Ronnie Smiled "I would like that" She leaned over the counter and kissed him on the cheek.
"Well I may have lost but it was so worth it."
Lost
Lincoln totally bailed, and now he's the first one up on the loser board.
Lincoln: 1
Marco: 0
Dipper: 0
Penn: 0