Lincoln: 1
Dipper: 0
Marco: 0
Penn: 0 (get it)
Now the guys were in the park, Penn and Dipper were on opposite sides of the group holding shovels.
Penn: We're in the park asking strangers one simple question.
Marco:(Serious) help me bury this?
Lincoln: We won't know what we'll be burying becuase it was left for us by the other guys.
Dipper: If you can't get someone to help you bury the mystery item, you lose and you'll be six feet under (raises the shovel)
Lincoln: uh that's a little extreme.
Marco
The Latino joker was waiting around until he saw an Asian woman and asked "Hey uh odd question but, could you help me bury something?"
"Uhhhh I guess a couple minutes couldn't hurt"
"Oh thanks"
He then lead to a blue tarp, this was where they'll be burying the things.
Dipper: wait till he sees what we left him.
"Okay this wont be long just need to bury this..."
He pulls the tarp to find a plate of nachos.
"plate of nachos?"
She looked at him questioningly.
Penn: good luck explaining that.
Marco tried to explain "Uh well you see... these were nachos my uhhhh cousin made and she's not a that great a cook and ..."
"Well I have a sister with the same problem so okay."
"Wait really?"
"sure"
He then gave a shovel to her and they started piling the dirt on the nachos.
The others were impressed.
Penn: alright you got it.
Dipper: nice one Marco.
"You guys are so dead for wasting a good set of cheese chips.
WIN
Dipper
The smart and responsible Mystery Twin took the stage. He caught two dudes out on a run.
"Hey uh guys could you help me bury something? It be good exercise?"
"Should we" the one one the left asked his friend.
"Don't see why not."
"Thanks guys."
The other jokers snickered at the reaction they'll get.
"Okay this won't take long" He pulled the tarp to reveal.
.
.
... the journals his great uncle wrote
"GAH, uh you know guys why don't you get back to your run I'll just " he then grabbed the books and ran for it.
The guys laughed
"I'm gonna kill you guys!"
LOSE
Penn
The man with the crazy red hair had already got a guy to help him bury his item.
"Alright this won't take long."
He pulled the tarp to reveal a pirate doll of a African American woman in a yellow and orange shirt with brown pants and a hat. Penn knew what that was and silently planned the demise of his friends.
"What is that?"
Penn explained "Uh this is a doll of my last crush, long story, but if my wife sees this she'll kill me."
Lincoln: considering your wife can crack a man's skull with her feet.
"Uh if you can just help with this so I don't get stuck the dog house forever."
"Hmmm fine."
The others: owww
Dipper: you got it.
Penn and the stranger then piled the dirt on the doll.
WIN
Lincoln
"Alright I can do this"
Penn: what he doesn't know we picked this out special for him.
Lincoln found a group of girls and asked them to help him bury what ever he had to bury, they hesitated before agreeing to so they could continue talking about boys.
"I promise ladies this wont take long..." he moved the the tarp to show...
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.
.
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... "LANA"
They saw a teenage girl in a dark green shirt, overalls, white shoes, and a red cap.
"Hey Linc."
"What are you doing?"
"The guys said I get cookies if I do this."
Linc turned to the girls and said "Uh you guys can go, sorry to waste your time." They then promptly left to let the white haired joker to pull his sister up and hug her.
"Never conspire with my friends okay?"
"If you get me ice cream?"
"Done"
Lose
The only thing buried was Dipper's and Lincoln's lives, they're now on the loserboard.
Lincoln: 2
Dipper: 1
Marco and Penn: 0