Before I go into this get back here Central, I wasn't really gonna have Lana buried. It wasn't MY idea, besides same thing happen to Sal on TV when they guys left his niece to get buried. I'm not like whatever weirdos and crazy people you've seen. This is just four dudes trying to make each other uncomfortable, and not to be taken seriously.

Now the guys were at the Cartoon City Mall.

Marco: Feels like we're always debating.

Penn: That's why we're at the Mall asking strangers to help us settle those debates.

Lincoln: But the topic of the debate will be given to us by the other guys.

Dipper: we're going tournament style, if you can't get someone to agree with yah, you lose.

Lincoln vs Marco

"Guys I feel like I'm at a disadvantage here." Lincoln pointed out.

Dipper: why do you think that, you're very persuasive.

Marco explained "He's the only one of us that isn't on Disney."

OHHHH

Penn: well good luck with these guys.

They approached the Tennyson Cousins. From the new reboot.

"Excuse us could you help us, we're locked in a heated debate, we could use a third party." Marco politely asked them.

Ben asked his cousin Gwen. "Should we?"

"Well since they asked nicely I guess."

"We're in."

"Good"

Dipper: who would win in a fight

Lincoln told them "Who would win in a fight..."

Dipper: Lincoln you think Goku would win

Lincoln "...Goku vs"

Penn: Marco, you think Superman.

Marco" sigh Superman.

Cousins" No contest Superman, Jinx"

Lincoln complained "Oh come one?"

Gwen "That debates been around forever, it's old"

Ben "And I've seen the two Death Battles they had Supes has no limits, sorry man" he said as they left the jokers.

Lincoln looked pissed "I knew there was conspiracy."

Marco" Maybe next time"

Marco Advances

Penn vs Dipper

The other two approached a guy in a blue hoodie, jeans, and sneakers.

"Excuse us but we could use some help in this debate we're having." Penn asked.

"Fine"

Marco: what's scarier?

Penn "what's scarier?"

Marco: My wife.

Penn looked at a camera with disdain then normal at the guy "My ... Wife"

Lincoln: Dipper... My wife.

Dipper blushed at that "My wife."

The two non debating jokers laughed.

Penn gave his argument "Well my wife is kinda like a black bear, make it angry and you die. She'll tear you limb from limb."

"True that" he turned to see Sashi, his actual wife had just overheard the 'little discussion'.

Dipper sweated "Uhhh well, you see my-"

"Hey Dippy" he was surprised to be greeted by Pacifica Northwest who then kissed him on the cheek.

The guy they asked to settle the debate asked "This your wife?"

Dipper sweated and blushed "Uhhh yeah, the richest girl in town. If she doesn't get what she wants, she'll bring everything down."

"Well my wife Sashi here once pulled three tour buses, with her teeth." Penn cased.

"Paz here is part of the richest family in the world, they could take the highest people down." Dipper said.

"So who's scarier?"

The guy thought about the argument. "Well bruises and injuries can heal." he pointed to Penn's wife. "But rich people are worst"

Dipper asked excitedly "So my wife?"

"yes" he said then left.

Dipper cheered "YES HAHA" he mocked Penn before grabbing Pacifica in for a kiss.

Penn dejectedly "Aww man, but I actually had a wife."

Sashi patted him on the shoulder "Maybe next time sweety."

Dipper tried to pull away when he realized what he was doing, but got pulled back by the rich blonde.

Dipper Advances

Marco vs Dipper

The two finalists walked out for the final debate. They stopped a lady in a nice dress and asked if she could settle their debate.

Penn: who does a better impression of an ostrich?

Marco: Who does a better ostrich impression?

Lincoln: show her.

Dipper said. "Well here mine" he then opened the bag he was holding and put his head in it, to the other jokers laughter.

Marco countered "Well check it" he then just walked like an ostrich and made a bird sound I don't know.

"well I'm going with him" he pointed to Dipper.

"YES"

"AW COME ON"

Dipper wins

And the first ever IJ debates champion is Dipper! And now all are on the loser board, but with three loses Lincoln is tonight's loser.

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