Okay new episodes of Impractical Cartoons.
Here's the first challenge.
The guys were now in the park, and in between the group was a big wheel with embarrassing tasks.
Marco: from this day forward, our fate shall be determined by the
WHEEL OF DOOM. (all four guys)
Lincoln: We shall each step forth and take a spin of thee
WHEEL OF DOOM
Dipper: To not lose, you must what is decreed by the
WHEEL OF DOOM
Penn: the
WHEEL OF DOOM
Lincoln
As the first ever loser Lincoln will go first.
Lincoln: okay this wheel has some serious stuff on it.
Marco: juist hope you get something simple.
Lincoln then spun the wheel hard, it spun until the dial landed on ...
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... Smack a lady's ass
Guys: Ooooooooooooooooo
Lincoln: seriously! That!
Challenge
Lincoln walked along the stoned path of the park. "I predict I'm gonna die from this."
Penn: Smack a woman's ass, get knocked on yours.
Dipper: you'll be fine, just run after that.
Lincoln walked along a path that had a lot of different ladies. Lincoln had a huge blush that he would have to touch one of their rears, granted it was his challenge but it's still hard. Then he saw one he knew VERY personally.
His old friend and current girlfriend Ronnie Anne Santiago. He smiled at her beauty, and decided that it be easier since he knew her. Though that could also end up with him in a hospital.
Marco: hmm going for the person he knows.
Penn: a nice play, but this one has a fist like a hammer.
Lincoln snuck up behind the Latina and readied his hand. Gulp, and
SMACK
EEP
The next thing Ronnie Anne saw was Lincoln running away, she had an idea on what happen and proceeded to run after him.
"I'm gonna get you Lame-o"
Penn: haha he got it.
Marco: And he's gonna get it.
WIN
Penn
The red headed joker stepped up to the wheel. He spun it.
Penn: come on
it then landed on
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... get 20 dollars from each joker!
Guys: OH COME ON!
Penn: YES. Penn then got sixty dollars from the three.
WIN
Marco
It was now the Latino joker's turn.
Marco: alright here I GO. He then spun the wheel and...
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... guys: SERIOUSLY! Marco also landed on get twenty dollars from each joker.
Dipper and Lincoln: I'm down forty dollars now!
WIN
Dipper
Dipper: Alright my turn.
Marco: finish the trifecta.
Penn: three twenty dollars.
Lincoln to Dipper: If you get that twenty...I'm done with this episode.
Dipper then spun the wheel...
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..
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... give a big guy a wet willie!
Ohhhhhh
Dipper: no.
Lincoln: yes.
Challenge
Dipper went out for his task, slightly sweating.
Lincoln: if he doesn't do this, you guys give my money back.
Marco: can't, I was gonna bet he doesn't.
Penn: same.
Lincoln: fine, he does it, I get my twenty dollars back from both of you.
Dipper soon came up to a huge guy with muscles. He licked his finger and readied to run for it after this. He slowly rose his finger to the guy's ear.
Marco: he's not doing this is he?
Dipper closed his finger to the muscle bound dude's ear and
Lincoln: Dipper Pines, I love you for the first time in my life, give me back my twenty dollars. Lincoln celebrated while Marco and Penn gave back twenty dollars each.
After swoshing his saliva covered finger in the guys ear, Dipper ran for it like the dickens.
WIN
All for guys evaded their doom, leaving the loserboard clean as a whistle.