Okay after a long absence I officially give to you the first triple punishment of Impractical Cartoons.
The jokers were right now at a waterfall in the forest, Lincoln was standing of to the side while the others were standing by the edge. In front of each loser were three circle pads.
Lincoln: Welcome ladies and gentlemen... to LICNOLN FALLS! Here we will decide who is my true best friend, other than Clyde.
Marco: What's gonna happen to us?
Lincoln: Simple, I'll ask you guys a few questions about my life. For each question you get wrong, you move up one space. Answer to many wrong-
Dipper: And we go over the thing?
Lincoln: Precisely.
Penn: this is payback for diaper ice truck thing isn't it?
Lincoln: probably. Write your answers on the boards in front of. (The guys pick up the boards, markers and erasers). And lets get this started.
Question one.
What is the name of Lincoln's youngest sister?
The guys wrote down their guesses.
Lincoln: Times up, lets see what you got.
Marco: Lily
Dipper: Lily
Penn:... Lana
Lincoln: Ohhh, Penn it's actually Lily, that's one mark against you.
Penn: Damn it! (takes a step on the yellow pad) You have ten sisters, how am I suppose to keep track of them all?
Question 2
Who was Lincoln's first girlfriend?
This was a tougher one, they put down their best guesses.
Lincoln: let's see what you got, and who was paying attention to my love life?
Marco: Ronnie Anne
Dipper: Paige
Penn: Christina
Lincoln: Marco you are correct!
Marco: Yes! (fist pumped)
Dipper and Penn: Shoot (Steps forward)
Penn was one wrong answer away from going over the waterfall.
Question Three
Where did Lincoln's white hair come from?
Dipper: How are we supposed to know this? You never told us!
Lincoln: That's your problem.
Marco: hereditary
Dipper: IDK
Penn: genetics
Lincoln: And the correct answer is... from the men on my mom's side of the family! So Marco and Penn you live another day.
Dipper: Oh come on! (Moves to the red circle)
Question four
What would be the name of Lincoln biography?
Marco: I'm not even go write anything, one of you two will be going over. (mocking the other jokers)
Dipper: I wrote "One vs 10, The Life of Lincoln Loud".
Lincoln: Hmmm that's a good one, now Penn.
Penn: "Lincoln Loud: The Legend among Legends"
Dipper: Seriously!
Lincoln: Hmmm, liking both choices. But I'm going with Penn!
Dipper: NOOO!
Penn: HAHA!
Dipper inches towards the edge of the cliff, he covers his eyes before jumping off and landing in the water below.
Lincoln: Okay that's one man down, two more left. Marco has two lives left, while Penn is on his last lifeline.
Question five
How many fingers is Lincoln Holding behind his back?
Marco: 2
Penn: 4
Lincoln moved his hand to reveal... five fingers! "Since Penn was closest Marco step forward."
Marco: Shit! (Stepping forward)
Lincoln: Final question guys, this one could bring it all down.
Question Six
What's Lincoln's highest bowling score?
Lincoln: alright lets see those scores.
Marco: 4
Penn: 51
Lincoln: And my highest score is... 60! Marco you're done!
Marco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (he screamed while jumping down, landing next to a soaking Dipper)
And after that Lincoln and Penn went to get hot dogs, leaving the losers at the bottom. Until the next time.
Sorry I haven't updated this in a while, I've been busy as hell. College, other stories, the usual. Promise the next one won't be as late as this.