I'm going to be completely honest when I say: I had no idea how this was going to end up. It actually wasn't meant to be this Sheik and Link, (A.k.a. the pair from that story that Sheik 'saves' Link from Zelda. A.k.a again, chapter 20 of this collection if you didn't know.) but it ended up being them. Usually it would have turned into something verging on smutty, but Sheik decided differently. Seriously, these characters write themselves through me. And I freaking love it. I also love how insecure this Sheik is but how he puts up a cool front, yet Link sees right through it most of the time. Feels more real to me. And I like making him a potty mouth. Hehe. If I did curse, I would do it like this Sheik. Just saying. Now that my talking is done...

Enjoy!

It was taking a lot to cover up my nervousness at the prospect of sex with Link. Sure, it was going to happen eventually, what with his track record, but I had been attempting to put it off as long as possible. Yet, here we are seven weeks in and I'm slipping. And I damn him for every second of it.

I sighed soundlessly at the muscled back peeking out from under Link's shirt. Maybe...

"Strip." Link's eyes were wide as he turned to look at me and I covered my mouth to hide my wide grin at the fact that, even with all my anxiety, I can still work him up so easily.

My boyfriend rolls his eyes a second later and sits up, now facing me. "You cannot be serious."

"I have to assess you to see if you're even worthy of being my boyfriend." I fluttered my eyes lashes and then winked. "Or perhaps you aren't quite enough of a man. All those muscles you compensating for something."

He raised an eyebrow. "And what about you?"

I sagged a little. "Huh?"

The bed dipped as he moved to the edge. "Are you cute enough to be my boyfriend?"

"I can assure you I am." Our eyes locked and I narrowed mine.

Link seemed to take it as a challenge. "Then show me."

I took a step forward, trying to give the illusion that I was confident. "I refuse."

Before I knew what was going on, Link had pulled me close and whispered in my ear. "Hmm. Perhaps you aren't good enough and wish to hide it."

I pushed him back on the bed and tugged off my t-shirt while mumbling to myself. "Fuckin' pretty boy. Thinks he can win against me."

A cool hand landed against the small of my back, an arm draped gently around my waist. "You weren't lying. You are cute. Show me more." A shiver raced up my spine as he licked at my ear.

"Back the fuck up, you basta-" I yelped as Link spun and pushed my lithe form into the bed. "Damnit, Link!"

He chuckled as he crawled up onto me, straddling my waist and working his shirt off. "You're not the only one that can make orders. Now, let me love you." He grinned and I snarled.

"What gives you the right t-"

His tongue runs up my ear again and I shiver in delight. "You gave me every right when you said you loved me."

I crossed my arms, my composure trying to fall out from under me. "Since when did you get so fucking cheeky."

Link's rich scent washed over me as he kissed my lips and spoke softly. "Since when did you get so fucking adorable."

My fingers grasped golden locks as he trailed kisses down my neck. This is how it starts... Sex, right? I'm not sure if I'm ready. "I-I've always be-een this w-w-way, dumb arse."

"Are you okay?" I open my eyes, realizing I clenched them shut at some point, and stare up at Link.

"I..." Tears built up and spilled over as my heart thudded in my chest.

Link combs his fingers through my hair and shushes me. "Hey, we don't have to. I'm sorry for pushing you, Sheik. I should have realized you weren't ready."

I breath a sigh and cling to him. "R-Really?"

"Of course." He kisses my nose and I scrunch it. "Because I love you and respect you."

I suddenly feel like a child and wipe at my face to hide my embarrassment. Why would I think Link would force me into something. He's surprisingly considerate of me. A smile stretches my lips. "Thank you, Link."

He smiles softly and it lights up the whole fucking room, I swear. "Anytime."

Snarky Sheik is very much enjoyable. And Link is too. But Sheik though! Hehe. Most of my Links are the same (pervy and head-strong), but my Sheiks are pretty different. And this one is so great!

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Love and snarky people, (I loves them!)

~Annoying :)