Hi, guys! Don't worry, I didn't die! (I used that last chapter, didn't I?) Now, I know you guys think I'm really lazy and don't bother to write my fanfictions, but that's not true. (Well, the lazy part is, but not the writing part.) I actually AM writing In Dragons We Trust. Okay, so here's my overly long explanation.
I took vacations to Florida, Maine, and West Virginia.
I lost my internet! (If you've followed one of my other stories, you know that's been a problem before.)
Once I got my internet back, I got grounded, and my computer got taken away.
So, once I finished being grounded and got back on my internet, I decided that since I already had so many chapters written down, that I would finish the story before posting new chapters. (But at least then I can post new chapters every day.) My guess is that you have one of these reactions...
That's okay, Shadow. Even though I'm not going to like waiting (because of the extremely gifted writer you are) I'll support your decision.
Or
SHADOW HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I WANT UPDATES NOW! I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS!
Or
ShadowClan7, your story sucks. I really could care less. I only followed/favorited this story because I wanted to make fun of it.
Or
Meh. Yawns and goes back to sleep
But no matter what your reaction is, my decision is final. That way, I can be lazy for a whole week and write seven chapters on a Saturday, and you wouldn't be the wiser!
You know what? If enough of you pay me money, I think we'd be able to work out a way for me to post... NO DON'T DO THAT! Don't send me money (even though I know you weren't going to anyway.) So, yea. That's my new plan. I still love you all, no matter how rude the comments going through your head are. Unless you sneeze on my cat. Then, we're going to have some problems. And, that's that! See you guys when I finish the story! Now, I'm going to use some closings that my friend, Emily, made up.
Don't give up on me now or space cows will come and invade the Earth, and we'll have to hope that the unicorns can come and save us! And if you see any leprechauns, DON'T EAT THEIR CUPCAKE CARS!
Stay in school, friends!
The awesomest part human, part carrot in the world,
-Shadow
P.S. Why are you still reading this?
P.P.S. O_O Seriously! The note is over! Now, go review or something!
