Hi guys. (Happy birthday to me, btw.) Sorry this update is at the end of the day. I woke up with a super sick stomach and ended up puking my guts out. So, if there are any mistakes, it is because I do not have the energy to focus on fixing them. Probably going to go to sleep after I post this. Hope I have some good reviews to look at tomorrow when I wake up. (Perhaps some 'happy birthday' ones.)

Enjoy!

"Aww! Sheiky weiky! Zelly looooves you!" I groaned.

"Get off!" My sister whined as I shoved her away and pulled the bow out of my hair. "I'm a fucking guy, Zelda! You can't keep doing this kind of shit to me!"

"Nooo! Sheiky!" She tried to pin another in my hair and I batted her hands away. "You have to stay small and cute and sweet and innocent and-"

"You're being too over-fucking-bearing!" I squealed as she tackled me.

"Don't use such language, my sweet sweet baby brother!" Suddenly, the door opened and Link appeared in the door way.

He scratched at his chin and grinned. "I see I interrupted something."

I blushed and moved out from under Zelda. "No. She was... just..."

"You... uh... got a little something." Link poked at something in my hair and I pulled it out to find it was a tiny pink bow.

I turned to my sister with fire in my eyes. "Damn it, woman!"

"But you were so cute." I ignored her pouting.

"I... I've wanted to say this for a while and it may come out wrong, but I- damn this is hard!" I backed up against the wall outside of Zelda's room.

"Start again. Don't worry, I can wait."

"What I'm trying to say is... I love you."

"Link. I love you too." I held my hand over my mouth and tried to stay quiet as I hurried back into my room.

I flopped down on my bed and choked out a sob. It isn't fair! I was the one that loves him! I was the one that wanted to be with him! Not her! My heart raced, blood pumping in my ears, and I barely noticed as my door opened. "Sheik?"

I jumped up as Zelda tried to come closer. "Stay away!"

"Wha-

I flinched back as she tried to touch me. "I don't want to see you right now! Get out!"

"Hey, what's going on?" Link stepped in at that moment and I lost it.

"Sheik?" My sister shouted my name as I ran out of my room.

"Sheik?!" And then out of the house and down the street.

My phone rang again and I sent it to voicemail. Zelda continued to try and get a hold of me. Link too. I didn't bother answering either, only sent them each a message that I was okay.

"I knew you'd be here." I started at Link's voice.

Rocks crunched under my feet as I stood from the swing. "H-How did you find me?"

"You come here to think." He smiled. "But I'm the only one that knows that. Which means your sister won't bother us here."

"Wh-Why does that matt-ter?"

"Because you know you can talk to me. And Zelda... She tends to... uh..." He rubbed his chin and I watched as he swallowed. "Exaggerate things, you know."

"Yeah." Link moved closer and I let him guide me over to the see-saw.

I was breathing in and out to calm myself as I went up and he went down and then he went up and I went down. It was a soothing motion and how Link got me to talk since we were little.

"Now, want to tell me why you were having a panic attack?"

"How long?"

"How long what?"

"I mean, she's pretty and smart and kind. I can see why you-"

"Woah, woah, woah. Slow down." We stopped and I was stuck with my feet dangling. "Are you trying to ask if I like your sister?"

"Well-"

"Oh, shit. You heard." My heart raced as Link looked up at me. "Perhaps if you had stayed a few more minutes you would have heard Zelda tell me how good of a job I did and that she was sure I could confess to the person I truly love."

"You-"

"Fucking hell. I can't believe..." He sighed. "You love me."

It was a statement, not a question. I gulped and started twiddling my thumbs. "I g-guess that I migh- Ah!"

My side of the see-saw dropped and I was helpless as I almost fell, but then Link was next to me, picking me up and-

I gasped as he pulled away, my bottom lip tugged lightly as his lips let it go. "I love you, Sheik."

Bonus:

"Aww! You told him! Yay!" I squealed as my sister pulled me into her chest. "My Sheiky finally has a boyfriend! Now I have a reason to dress you up. Hehe."

Link kissed my cheek and then I heard a hard smack. "The hell, Zelda!"

"Don't touch my baby brother, pervert."

"Uh..."

"Now that you are dating, someone has to protect Sheik's innocence." I imagine my sister was giving Link a sickeningly sweet smile. "And who better than his older sister."

"You mean who better than his sister that has a brother complex."

"He is my baby brother, not yours."

"Yeah, cause that would be weird. I would not want to feel this way for my little brother."

"Ha! You admit you're feeling indecent things!"

I had no time to gasp as Link pulled me from Zelda's grasp and into his chest before he was running his hands down my thighs. "Very indecent things. I wonder how he looks in ecsta-"

"No, no, no! Bad Link!"

"Ow!" I sighed as Zelda flicked Link's nose. "Evil woman!"

"Dirty old pervert!"

This is my life now, I suppose. Smiling, I pulled my sister and boyfriend into a group hug. "Never change, guys."

I had wanted to make a big story around this, but I really don't have the drive to. Sorry if that disappoints you.

Review. (Remember, birthday reviews. *hint, hint* *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*)

Love and Sheik would look adorable in frilly things, (Dress him like a princess!)

~Annoying :)