John Smith has joined the chat room

John Smith: Hello anyone there? I'm almost scared to go on here anymore…

Bow Ties Are Cool has joined the chat room

John Smith has joined the chat room

Rose Tyler has joined the chat room

Rose Tyler has joined the chat room

John Smith: Who the devil is Bow Ties are cool?

Bow Ties are Cool: I'm you. Well future you.

Rose Tyler: Why does it say my name twice?

Rose Tyler: Why does it say my name twice?

Bow Ties are Cool: Rose? Wait. Why is there two of you?

Rose Tyler: Your name? No I'm Rose Tyler

Rose Tyler: Are you me?

John Smith: There are two of us as well

John Smith: There are two of us as well.

John Smith has changed his name to 10

10: Better? Now who are you then?

John Smith: Better. I'm you. Just the less Time Lord you.

10: What?

Bow Ties are Cool: Oh it all makes sense now. I remember you. The me that's not me. Well the me that's not fully me. 10 Don't worry it's wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff…

Rose Tyler had changed her name to Bad Wolf

Bad Wolf: Wait so you're me? Doctor how can I be talking to myself?

10: This is my future. Rose we should go.

10 has left the chat room

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Bow Ties are Cool: It's for the best that they left. Wouldn't wanna create a paradox. So how are you two doing?

John Smith: Rose is pregnant.

Bow Ties are Cool: No way.

Rose Tyler: Yeah.

Bow Ties are Cool: Rose I really miss you sometimes. You did so much for me and all I did was put you in constant danger.

Rose Tyler: Great now I'm crying. That's not true. You loved me. You gave yourself to me. He may not be able to regenerate like you. Or have two hearts like you. But he's you. We got married and now we're going to have a baby. Look at what YOU have done for me.

The Impossible Girl has entered the chat room

The Impossible Girl: Doctor why are you crying?

Bow Ties are Cool: It's Rose's fault.

Rose Tyler: You're full of it. Who's the impossible girl?

Bow Ties are Cool: Clara my current companion

John Smith: I never change do I? Always with a beautiful young girl in the TARDIS.

Bow Ties are Cool: Not you. You get to settle down. You took care of Rose for us.

Rose: Now John is crying.

The Impossible Girl: I'm clearly not involved in this tear fest

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