I know it's the new year now but I had the idea for this dare and I just thought I'd share it with you guys!

Well hope you all had. A great New Years and Christmas!

Johanna

It's Christmas yay! Carrying on with the festivities I have a fun festive dare for Cato, aka The BFG! I slam my locker shut, grab my sack of joy and head off to the boys locker rooms.

The hallways are deserted now because it's 8:00 and there's still a half hour until school starts. I had to wake up so early for this.

I crack open the door and slip in, sure enough no one is in here. I then slide over to the lockers and reach Cato's. How do I know it's his you ask? Well because he wrote across it:

Cato's locker bitch, don't you dare touch!

Which as incredibly charming as it is is rendered useless as the locker is open. Oh the irony.

Okay I have to be quick because he could be put of practice any minute now, I don't know why they have practice in the morning. I remove his clothes from the locker and something drops on the floor. Is that . . . No . . . It is! Ha, he keeps a picture of Clove in his locker? Oh my god that is creepy, I'm scared now.

Anyway I place the elf costume neatly in his locker along with the big potato sack of Mince pies, yum! I the pop the lid off a pen and scrawl across a post it note:

Hey BFG, so you know I love Christmas right? Well you do know! So I dare you to wear this elf costume ALL day, eat ALL the mince pies in the sack and sing Christmas songs whilst you're walking down the halls! Love you Troll! JJ! PS Nice picture of Clove, I'm going to hang on to this one!

Oh he's just going to love this! I then race away and slip out the door, the last thing I hear before I leave are the shouts of the team, they don't know what's hit them!

Cato

Wait, why is my locker open? I peer inside. Oh shit . . . Where the hell are my clothes? This just gets better and better. That's when I spot the post it.

I scan it quickly and let out a grunt as I pull the costume out of the locker.

"What . . . The hell . . . Is this?!" I shout as i glare at the bright green fabric.

Marvel then turns round to face me, "Haha, oh my god dude shame!" He laughs as he picks up the crumpled post it, "I can't believe it Johanna is a G!" he still laughs.

"Dude this is NOT funny!" I say as he reaches in my locker picking up another item.

"Aww mate, there's a matching hat, ha!" He shrieks.

I just moan as I pull on the costume, with the hat as Marvel insisted, grab the sack of mince pies and slam shut my locker. At that point the whole team burst into roars of laughter.

"Yeah yeah yeah, laugh it up but I will end you all!" I shout. The school bell rings then and I step out into the packed corridors.

I am greeted with shrieks of laughter and phones being flipped out to take pictures. I sigh as I walk through the crowds desperately trying to escape to history whilst singing a very dull rendition of 'We wish you a merry Christmas'. I shove the sack of mince pies in my locker on the way and burst through the doors to my class unceremoniously.

"Well Cato, what a bold choice of attire today." Comments Mr. Crane. Yeah well fuck you crane with your fucking weird ass beard that it looks like you cut out when you were hammered! I think as I slump into my seat.

"Aww, well if it isn't the grinch in disguise." Clove laughs next to me flicking the top of my hat.

"Yeah, merry fucking Christmas." I say sarcastically as Craney calls for class to commence. Half way through glimmer turns round to ask me a question and almost explodes.

"What the hell are wearing Cato you look like you come from bloody whoville!" She whisper shouts.

Clove replies in bursts of laughter, "Jo dared him to dress like that all day and eat mince pies." She smiles at me then looking so cute, god this whole thing would be so sweet if I wasn't dressed like bloody Buddy from Elf!

"Oh my god I love her!" Giggles Glimmer, finally joining in with the laughter.

"Was there something you wanted or did you just turn round to torture me?" I demand.

"Oh no I'm fine now." She smiles wickedly as she spins back round in her seat.

The day soon progresses, of course with lots of laughter and teasing and mockery. Lunch is no grand affair either as I have to stop off for the bloody sack of mince pies and as soon as I step into the lunch room everyone burst out laughing.

I place myself at the table, pick out the first mince pie and bite.

"Oh my god you look like an overgrown elf!" Laughs Eliza.

"Yeah he used too much Elf raising powder!" Says Thresh producing rounds of laughter from the group.

"Yeah the Elf and Safety department were very concerned!" Shouts Clove getting another chorus of laughter.

"Oh yeah Santa Claus got more hoes than little Elfy over here!" Shouts Finnick.

"I hope you all get crocs for Christmas!" I shout to them all.

"Oh oh I got one," says Marvel, this isn't going to end well, "Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died." He laughs.

"No, marvel, that's not funny." Says Gale.

"That's so uncool." Mutters glimmer.

"What a weirdo." Annie whispers.

"Anyway Cato, enjoying the mince pies?" Asks Johanna slyly.

"Oh they're just delicious!" I reply. I finally finish the sack and I'm so full.

The rest of the day passes by and I'm all out of Christmas songs to sing so I resort to "mistletoe" and "all I want for Christmas is you" which got a good laugh from everyone. Great day!

So that's that and may I just say, 14 reviews in just 3 chapters ! I love you guys!
Cherrycolahoneykisses - Oh my god like Miley Cyrus and robin thicke aha I'm sooo gonna do that!

Smamidi46 - well it's nice to know that I'm making people laugh!

Hannie597 - aww thankyou, and I LOVE Johanna too she's amazing!

Katnisslover - Thank you!

XxEyelinerHeartsxX - oh my god that would be awesome I should have done that damn!

Mattea - oh my god he would seem so creepy, imma do that in another chapter!