What can I say. Been done a while and I was just to lazy to proofread before posting, so I just didn't. But I finally did today, so here we are.

(For all those that do not remember: This is a continuation of a story in this collection. Chapter 21 if you don't recall.)

Enjoy!

My heart was pounding, but I was not going to let Link win. "Nothing you do will make me leave, Link."

He pulled away and groaned. "Fine. So, I guess you can use the guest room." Link rubbed the back of his neck and grinned awkwardly at me.

I nodded as I set the table for breakfast. "That will suffice."

"Uh." He seemed confused for a moment, though I don't understand why. "Bathroom is the door on the left and the guest room is across from it. My room is at the end of the hall, but I doubt you will need to go in there at any time for any reason."

Link sat down and I joined him soon after with the food. "You gonna take the mask off."

"It is a cowl." I sighed. "And I suppose I should if I am to spend quite some time with you."

It took a full minute for me to unwrap the fabric, though not due to it taking time but because I was being watching intensely, and then the room was eerily silent.

Then Link spoke and I blushed a deep red. "You're fucking gorgeous."

"I-I-" I covered my face from Link with one hand and started piling food on my plate with the other. "Don't say that."

"Wow. That's so cute." I yelped as fingertips brushed the back of my hand. "Hiding like that."

I hissed when my hand was captured. "Stop it! Let go!"

"Cute, cute, cute!" I've never heard a grown man squeal like Link did in that moment. "I've decided."

My response to his serious expression was, "Huh?"

"I want to bang you." That didn't register for a moment. "Perhaps right here, it you'd let me."

I jumped from the chair. "No, no, no, no, NO! Not going to happen." My stoic nature was being obliterated by simple... err... extreme... flirting and I hated it.

Link wiggled his eyebrows. "Come on. It will be fun."

"I said no." I crossed my arms and tried to play it cool as Link stood.

Before I knew it, I was backed into the kitchen wall. "Someone's a viiiiirgin."

My face deadpanned. "That has nothing to do with the fact that I will not sleep with a total stranger."

"But we aren't strangers. You're Sheik, part of the Royal Guard or whatever. And I'm Link, the guy you are stuck babysitting." He leaned over me, his one hand against the wall far above my head. "Now we aren't strangers."

My heart was pounding and I did the only thing I could think of that wouldn't hurt him. Gods knows I could have already had him on the floor in pain. We both glanced at my hands that were against his chest and then our eyes locked. "Stop."

One laugh and snort later, Link was sitting at the table like nothing happened. "You really aren't going to leave, are you. Not even if I molest you. That's some devotion."

My mind was short circuiting at this point, I swear.

Eh... Could be quite the comedy, buuuuut... I'm not super into it right now.

Review. I like 'em. That's all I got to say bout that, friends.

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