I kinda wrote this on a whim LOL
Disclaimer: I don't own The Flash or its characters.
On the morning of April 1st, Barry wakes to his phone alerting him to several messages in his group-chat inbox. He makes a displeased noise, shuffling out from under the cozy blankets. Julian is already up and typing away on his laptop; not even a day-off, and a mutual one at that, can stop his workaholic boyfriend.
Barry fumbles for the device on the nightstand and is greeted by the following:
Cisco [10:10 AM]
dUDE NO FAIR WE PROMISED NO PRANKS THIS YEAR DDDD:
ITS GONNA TAKE ME DAYS TO WASH OUT THE ORANGE
Caitlin [10:13 AM]
Why is my car packed with Olaf toys?!
Iris [10:15 AM]
where did all of my shoes go and why are there bunny slippers everywhere?
Wally [10:23 AM]
plz plz plz make my phone stop blastin the speed racer song!
Caitlin [10:30 AM]
Just a reminder, Barry, that I know how to perform lobotomies.
H.R. [10:37 AM]
TH3S3 M1NT OR3OS 4R3 D1V1N3~ ;D
Cisco [10:39 AM]
thats not mint
its toothpaste
Iris [10:45 AM]
barry if my shoes aren't returned this instant
i'm breaking out your glee club videos
"Julian?" Barry grumbles into his pillow, feeling a headache coming on.
"Is something the matter?" Julian asks without pausing his typing.
The speedster doesn't bother sitting up and simply rolls over to cuddle his boyfriend. "Did you prank the team?"
"Of course I did."
Barry groans, "Why'd you do that? They all think I did it."
"I was bored," Julian grins. He places a hand on his boyfriend's head and cards his fingers through the messy brown locks to placate the speedster.
The gesture helps lessen Barry's headache. "When did you even find the time?"
"I extensively studied everyone's routines a week previous and left early this morning to execute said pranks."
Barry scoffs at the devious blond. "You're a bad, bad man."
"Just be glad that dating me gives you immunity, luv."
I headcanon'd H.R.'s typing quirk to be like Terezi's from Homestuck.