Kage: I'm happy you guys liked the Sealand X Canada chapter, and at least you guys didn't get diabetes. ^^ Okay! This is moonlightgaia123's request~ I added in India~! Did you know he's now a character? It's awesome! It says he and China are rival's for Russia's friendship since their both so close~ It also says that his personality is close to Hungary's which makes me wonder if he's a yaoi fan…XD

Thank you, Luckysee12 (Sure! So Sealand or Scotland? Why not both~? Mwahahaha-*coughs, chokes* T.T I can't laugh like that…), Mew I is Dinosaur (-nods- He sure did. XD), iivogelchen (I'm happy you love it ^^), Steve The Star (D: I made you die? And sure *-* Seme!Japan…), TheNextAlice (Thank you~ I thought it would be good to add in~), KarimeA (Sure~ I love MapleTea~ so do you want it in that order or with seme!England?), MattieMicBrownWilliams (XD Yeah Mattie's always the uke~), Anonymous Void (America drinks it to "balance" out whatever he had eaten. ^^) for reviewing~

Enjoy.


Pina Colada Boy(Baby Alice): Italy X Canada

Warnings: Sexual encounters(Only a mention), Prussia being Prussia, spiking of Canada's drink and fluff~ Also in Matthew's POV.

My eyes look around the bar or "pub" as England would say. I searched the crowd for my pina colada boy, that sounded possessive and I don't mean it to be. My eyes were caught on England for a moment and I shuttered, he was pissed*. He was talking to an annoyed India with a slurred speech about how he shouldn't have left and how much he missed the other. India-in a forcefully polite manner-excused himself.

I raised my hand and gave a light wave, it was a pleasant surprise when he noticed and waved back with a smile before sitting besides Russia. China-whom was also sitting with Russia-shot him an annoyed look whist Russia continued to smile-though it widened-and greeted India happily.

Turning my attention back to looking around the bar I searched for that bouncing curl. I am unsure when it had started but I began to see Italy in a different way, I believe-not completely sure-it began in a meeting.

The Italian and I had been the only one's not arguing over some petty topic. Italy had seemed bored until he noticed me-actually noticed me!-and pulled me into a conversation. I had been shy and stuttered a few of my words, but he continued to smile in that carefree manner, as though the world was at peace and no one had ever been touched by the abusive hand of war.

I had blushed and gave a hesitant smile back which made his own smile widen as he cooed something at me, it was a whispered word so I could not hear it. We had become friends after and he visited me many times, especially when he wanted to make pasta or-embarrassingly-have a sleepover-it's embarrassing because he never wore clothing while sleeping.

Blinking out of my slight flashback I finally caught sight of Italy though…he was flirting with women.

He's straight~ There is no way he would ever what to be with you.

I sighed at my inner-voice.

"Ahh~" the girls sighed doe eyed and giggly. Italy continued to smile and say something, it was amusing I suppose. He was such a womanizer, though more innocently then France.

I admit I stared at him. It's just… his eyes, those soft kindhearted caramel brown eyes, they made me shiver. It was a pleasant shiver, it caused a warmth to spread throughout my body.

He didn't notice me which saddened me but I decided to go get a drink, nothing alcoholic.

"Kesesesesese~ hey birdie, what can the awesome me get you?" I sat down across from Prussia and smiled.

"Virgin pina colada please." Prussia made an unpleased noise.

"Virgin? Why not the totally awesome normal kind?" did I really have to explain it?

"I'm walking on sunshine!" England slurred, skipped past us in a short waiter's apron holding a mug of rum, France was right behind him naked with only a rose covering his vital regions.

I gave him a 'do you see what I'm talking about' look. He still pouted before smirking, I raised an eyebrow but didn't really think of it as I turned in my seat to see the drunk Brit beating on France with his, now, empty mug.

"Here you go birdie, Kesesesesese~" there was amusement in his eyes. Again I ignored it and took my drink with a thank you. I took a sip and my eyebrow raised, it certainly tasted different then what I had thought.

I shrugged and continued to drink it.

Flashes past through my mind.

I was walking towards Italy.

His face was red.

He smiled happily at me.

The girls he was with glared at me.

I had his hand in mine.

We were walking down different halls.

That's it…

I groaned softly as the sunlight hit my face, rolling on my back I felt a dull pain in my lower area. My eyes shot open and I sat up quickly before wincing in pain. I blinked for a moment…what was in my drink?

"Canada~! I made pasta, ve~! …Are you okay, ve~?" I stared at Italy a blush working its way on my face.

"I-Italy… what happened last night?" I asked pulling the blanket further up my bare body.

"Hmm? Oh! We had sex!" he laughed and kissed me before setting the warm plate of pasta on my lap. I was frozen in disbelief.

"W-we what?" Italy laughed again and cuddled into my side before grabbing the fork and twirled some pasta into it before pressing it lightly to my mouth. I opened my mouth to accept it and his smile brightened. He muttered something in Italian and continued to feed me. I normally didn't have pasta for breakfast but I couldn't deny him, besides he spent time making the meal when he didn't have too.

When the pasta was gone Italy moved the plate onto the floor and pulled me close.

"I'm so happy, ve~!" he sighed a cheerful smile stretching his lips.

"I-I am too Italy." I said forgetting what I had asked.

"Hey Canadia!" I looked at America and raised a brow.

"It's Canada and what?" I asked with a slight wince in my step.

"What did you do with Italy? The little dude wont stop singing." my cheeks heated up at the mention.

"U-um well I confessed, eh…?" was last night even a confession? Maybe this morning, my cheeks turned redder at the thought.

"Ho-ly shit! What's that on your neck? !" America exclaimed pulling at my shirts collar and revealing the hickey's Italy left from last night's…encounter.

"Huh?" I said before my face up to my ears turned red.

"Canada~! Ve~ Do you want to go get pasta for lunch~?" Italy asked showing up out of nowhere and grabbing my hand before pulling me away from my suspicious brother. I could have kissed him right then and there for saving me from awkward questions with America.

"Thanks Italy I had a feeling things were going to be awkward." I sighed my blush going away. Italy hummed and wrapped his arms around my waist before kissing me.

"Much better than pasta, ve~" Italy said dreamily making me flush.

That's how our relationship started…I'm going to need to thank Prussia for whatever he put in my drink…

"Hey Canada! Thanks for the strip dance~!" Hungary squealed waving a camera.

On second thought I'm going to kill him.


Kage: moonlightgaia123, I hope you enjoyed the one-shot if there was something you disliked I'll happily fix it for you. ^^

*An offensive term meaning very drunk. It is used in Australia, New Zealand, and the UK.

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