Kage: This is for TheNextAlice, I hope you like your request. ^^

Thank you, iivolgelchen(X2)(I LOVE GerCan! And I don't think of them as crack pairings if they show up in foreign relationships. XD I'm weird I know but I had read a Switzerland X Canada where the author said that it would be canon because of their connections in foreign relations so… yeah! ^-^ I love Weird Crack pairings as well me and my best friend love to talk about the most crackiest pairings ever like Sweden and Italy! XDDDDD and I'm happy you love them! You thought it was funny? O.o I thought it was a little funny but like I said a few chaps back I don't really think I'm funny. ^-^U) moonlightgaia123 (Yay! I love Skillet! And I was thinking of what I could do with that song but I never figured what to do with the pairing thank you and I'm happy you enjoyed it!), thatgirlwiththeglasses (Hello! -Waves- and its okay! As long as you like the one-shot I'm happy ^-^ and I'm happy you thought it was funny. XD), Luckysee12 (Oh! Yay! Okay, I suppose it's sort of like when someone makes Canada female(I love female Canada! It's just I want to know that I'm not reading Yaoi. XD) and they don't say that in the warnings it's like; oh this is cute! I can't wait to hear ab-wait Matthew is a Madeline? Well it's still cute! -reads but feels a little bit let down- I'm just Yaoi crazy if you can't tell -is so Yaoi crazy she made Belarus Male- XD)

Oh my gosh! I barely noticed how many review's I have. 0.0

I'm really, really happy you guys like my one-shots even though they aren't the best thing around XD.

Enjoy.

Call me maybe(Carly Rae Jepson): Prucan

Warning: Nothing really, Human AU. Alfred and Matthew aren't brothers. Matthew's older brother is Francis(France).

Matthew held the penny to his chest, eyes closed and voice silent as he flipped it into the well. Opening his eyes he was surprised to see someone across from him, he was albino from what Matthew could tell. His eyes were red and his hair was pure white. Nodding to the person across from him politely Matthew pulled up on the strap of his backpack and began to walk away.

"Hey Birdie! Wait up." pausing Matthew looked over his shoulder with a raised brow.

It was the albino male; Matthew racked his brain for a name for the familiar face and was able to remember the other in his history class.

Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Matthew blushed feeling silly for not remembering the other. Gilbert was part of the Bad Touch Trio made up of himself, a Frenchman named Francis (His big brother actually) and a Spaniard named Antonio. The three of them always cooked up the most ingenious of pranks and never got in trouble for it, supposedly Gilbert's father was the owner and principal of the school.

"Do you need something?" Matthew asked turning to the other.

"…No its nothing." Matthew blinked in confusion before his blush darkened.

"Hey I know I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me, maybe." Matthew mumbled pulling out his notebook and pen, ripping a piece off he wrote his number before holding it out to the albino.

"Oh, Awesome!" Gilbert grinned grabbing the paper from Matthew's hand. Matthew's eyes lowered to the ground and his blush darkened as Gilbert's hand ruffled his hair.

"So…Call me whenever you can…maybe." Matthew said softly with a slight smile.

"Yeah, I'll totally be calling soon. See ya birdie!" Gilbert said still grinning as he began to walk away.

…

"Dude! You got it bad!" Alfred laughed lightly punching the Canadian's shoulder.

"Shut up!" Matthew said his cheeks heating up and warming his hands.

"Fine. Fine. So…you just gave him your number?"

"Yes and I have no idea what possessed me to do it." Matthew mumbled in embarrassment.

Alfred simply laughed again.

…

"Comrade Matvey likes Gilbert?" Ivan, a very tall Russian, said looking at the Canadian. They were about the same height give or take an inch or two.

"I don't know that yet, I may have a crush on him…" Matthew muttered skating slowly.

Ivan skated towards Matthew in array of tricks showing off his inner figure skater.

"You don't know yet?" Ivan asked.

"Nope." was Matthew's quick answer.

…

Ring-Ring.

Looking up from his homework Matthew stared at his cell phone in confusion. Seeing that it was a phone number he didn't know Matthew hesitated before answering, he was too polite.

"Bonjour, Matthew Williams Bonnefoy speaking." Matthew drawled holding the phone between his shoulder and ear as he began to trace light circles on his paper before erasing and repeating the process.

"Birdie! It's me Gilbert the Awesome!" Matthew almost dropped the phone and fumbled with it before getting a good grip on it.

"O-oh! Hello Gilbert." Matthew said placing his pencil down and closed his notebook.

"Sorry for taking so long to call birdie but y'know school and stuff." the words were sheepishly said and Matthew felt his cheeks heat up.

"Y-yeah, its okay." Matthew whispered.

…

"Matthieu! Are you alright! ?" Matthew blinked up at his elder brother Francis for a few moments.

"What happened?" Matthew asked pure confusion on his face.

"…You got hit in the head with a soccer ball." Francis said laughing nervously.

"Yo Birdie! You okay?" Matthew was sure it was very unhealthy for most of his blood to rush to his cheeks but…who knew for sure?

Gilbert was staring at him, slight worry in his eyes and Matthew found his gaze locked on the other's eyes. Gilbert looked nice in his dark red short with ripped jeans; he noticed the albino's skin was showing.

…

"Hey birdie…I was wondering…" Matthew looked over at Gilbert from under his lashes wondering what could have made the other so nervous.

"Would you…um y'know…like to go out sometime…?" Matthew blinked before smiling shyly.

"Sure, I'd like that."

"Awesome!"

…

"If you hurt him I have no quarels with going to jail for torture and first degree murder." Gilbert found himself scared shitless as he looked at his best friend.

"Do we understand each other?" wordlessly and about to pee himself Gilbert nodded.

Kage: I hope you liked your request TheNextAlice. ^^

Now I need to write the rest of next chapter before starting on the next request I also need to go through the list and place everyone's username besides the request to make this easier. XD

Review if you believe I deserve one and polite criticism is appreciated.

If you have any requests please name the pairing, song, artist(person who sings it), and any other details you think are appropriate. No need to ask if I would mind and even if you already have a request, I would be more then happy to take your requests. ^^

Thank you for reading.