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Before He Cheats(Carrie Underwood): GerCan Prussia/Many
Warning: Damage to an innocent car, Cheating, slight cursing, Matthew standing up for himself(He shouldn't be pushed over all the time its time to let out some of that Canadian rage.) Oocness I suppose and Human AU.
"That bastard." Matthew hissed under his breath as he leaned against the doorway watching his so called boyfriend make out with the brunette Italian. He didn't blame the Italian, no never, they were actually best friends and he knew the Italian didn't see this as anything more then being friendly. Or maybe he really was kissing his boyfriend, though it was still okay because he had never told his Italian friend that he was dating the albino.
Though that wasn't an excuse for his boyfriend to be kissing other people.
Still hunched over, a habit of his even when he wasn't carrying Kumajirou because he has insecurity issues, Matthew silently walked back upstairs. He wasn't very surprised to see Ludwig sitting at the table.
"Matthew." Ludwig greeted, back straight and face blank of emotion.
"Ludwig." Matthew greeted back, hands going into his pockets.
"Again?" Ludwig asked.
"With Feli this time." Matthew answered sitting across from the German.
Ludwig raised a brow awaiting further information.
"Feli doesn't know I'm dating Gilbert so he's innocent."
Ludwig hummed nodding.
"What are you going to do?"
"A little revenge, then I'm going to break up with him."
"You know I might have to tell him."
Matthew's brow rose and he rested his chin on his hand.
"Must you?"
"Well…not really if you are willing to do something…"
Matthew already knew where this was going.
"What is this 'something'?" he questioned, choosing to humor Ludwig.
"Would you allow me to take you on a date?"
Matthew smiled bitterly; Ludwig had asked this question before. It was after the first time Gilbert had cheated on him. Matthew had denied him hoping that what happened between him and Gilbert wouldn't have happened again.
However,
This was the twelfth time Gilbert had cheated on him.
"You know what Ludwig that sounds really nice right now. Yes, I would like that." Matthew's smile brightens some as he nods in confirmation to the German's question.
…
"When did you find out he was cheating on you the first time?" Ludwig asked leaning again the garage as Matthew keyed the sides of Gilbert's car.
"I went to the club, he's always at the club, and guess who I find him with. Francis. My cousin. They're dancing the dirtiest dance I have ever seen. It was like they were having sex with their clothes on…" Ludwig almost winces when Matthew digs as least half of the key into the side of the car and begin to forcefully drag it not caring about the condition of the key.
"The second time?"
"Arthur, Alfred's older brother. You've seen him right? Messy hair, bushy eyebrows, drinks tea all the time, currently dating Kiku."
"What were they doing?"
"Gilbert was buying him drinks the fruity girly kind that Brit can't handle anything stronger, but while doing so he was making out with him." Matthew rolled his eyes when his key finally snapped.
"Third?"
"Alfred, he didn't know I was dating Gilbert like the rest of 'em. You know me, the ghost, the person in the background, blending scenery."
"So what did Gilbert do with him?"
"Gilbert had him bent over a pool table; supposedly he was teaching Alfred how to play but really is moving your hips against the other's ass part of it?" Matthew reached into his pocket and withdrew his pocket knife, picking up Gilbert's key ring he found the car alarm and control. Opening the car he allowed the keys to fall again before pulling open the door. Ludwig looked at the mess and sighed at his brother's multiple blunders, he knew they weren't blunders but very serious very wrong deeds, at least to the dating world. He approached Matthew to see what the other was doing. Instead he was impressed by how neatly the Canadian wrote his initials into the car seat. His cheeks warmed when Matthew pulled himself into the car and sat upon his knees with his torso against the middle compartment that turned into a seat when lifted. The Canadian's bottom was raised and Ludwig felt like a pervert for staring.
"Fourth?"
"Elizabeta as shocking as that is. She was drunk singing some white-trash song of Shania karaoke. Gilbert then dragged her away from the stage and to the bathrooms." Ludwig could see and hear Matthew shutter in disgust.
"Fifth?"
"Ivan."
"…What?"
"Same exact thing I said when I found them."
"What were they doing?"
"Ivan was drunk and I suppose Gilbert was hoping he was going to be lucky."
"Sixth?" Ludwig asked as Matthew crawled into the back seats.
"Hmm…I dunno but he was dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo… so I can only suppose it was a guy." Matthew shrugged his shoulders.
"Seventh?" Ludwig asked closing the front seat door and opening the back seat door for Matthew whom fluttered his eyelashes and smiled.
"Such a gentleman." Matthew cooed allowing himself to be picked up and gently placed on the floor.
"Roderich, Gilbert was on a picnic with him when I walked by."
"Eighth?"
"I forgot what her name was but she was from Belgium. Gilbert was kissing her in a corner." Matthew kneeled besides a tire and dug his knife into it before pulling.
"Ninth?"
"Basch. Thought it was more forced onto him." Matthew muttered as he moved onto the next tire.
"Tenth?"
"Toris, supposedly Gilbert asked him on a date and he was too polite to refuse since he obviously wants to be with Feliks." Matthew said as he put the pocket knife back into his pocket before grabbing one of Gilbert's bats. Why waste a perfectly good hockey stick when there was a bat lying around?
"Eleventh?"
"Tino, Gilbert tried to ask him out but Tino refused and then Berwald showed up." Matthew smiled slightly as the sound of glass shattering filled the air.
"Twelfth?"
"Is currently happening."
Ludwig walked away from the car as Matthew began to move onto the windows. A part of Ludwig died when he took in the state of the car but his brother deserved it for playing with the Canadian's feelings.
Once done Matthew threw the bat away and walked to Ludwig.
"You wouldn't cheat on me right?" Matthew asked coyly smirking slightly up at the German.
They were surprised when the door opened to reveal Gilbert, whom looked over at his car.
"B-bruder? Birdie?" Gilbert muttered staring at the car.
"Maybe next time you'll think before you cheat." Matthew huffed grabbing hold of Ludwig's hand.
"B-bu-"
"Were through Gilbert I don't want to be a rebound toy anymore. Tell Feli I said hello." Matthew began to walk away pulling Ludwig along.
"Wait! Where are you taking my bruder? !" Gilbert yelled.
"He asked me out and I said yes! He'll be a ton better than you!" Matthew yelled back, for once being loud.
Gilbert stayed quiet as his ex and brother left.
"Ve. Gilbert you shouldn't have done that to Matthew." he turned to look at Feliciano who was wiping at his lips and frowning.
Gilbert sighed.
"Yeah, I know."
"Then why do it?"
Gilbert shrugged making Feliciano sigh.
"I have to go. Good luck with cleaning up the car."
Feliciano left soon after leaving Gilbert alone with his trashed vehicle.
"I'll clean it tomorrow." Gilbert grumbled slamming the door close behind him.
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