Okay, this one I didn't take seriously, just because I didn't know how to. I had a lot of fun writing it though, even if I was cringing and trying not to giggle and wake up my entire house while writing it.

This was requested by themrghostlyghost on tumblr (I think that's how you spell it).

And again, the list of prompts and details for requesting are on my tumblr as well, at: raijindork . tumblr tagged / 100_kinks (remove spaces).

Sex Game
Laxus/Gajeel

Laxus could only stare at the other Dragon Slayer with a completely deadpan expression on his face. "You're not actually serious."

Gajeel snickered while his grin grew more lecherous by the second. "Oh, I'm serious." Deadly serious. Seriously serious.

When Gajeel had said they needed to spice up their sex life a little, Laxus had only expected his boyfriend (not that he actually called Gajeel that out loud, of course, even if they'd been living together as a couple for the last six goddamn months) to come home with another piercing on his dick, adding to the seven pieces of titanium he already had in the general area – five of which ran along the underside of the shaft, and, honestly, were Laxus' favourites. But oh no, Gajeel had come home with fucking sex dice – whatever the fuck those were. And he was set on them using them that fucking night.

And, admittedly, it had taken Laxus a hell of a long time to come around to actually sleeping with a dude – let alone accept being way too attracted to them, and potentially in love with them – but now Gajeel wanted to throw in some weird as shit dice into their love life? That was just asking for too much in Laxus' eyes.

"No. Just… No." Laxus could only shake his head as he threw aside the pillow he'd been hugging to his chest and picked himself up from the bed. Is it too early to start drinking? Hell, it's gotta be five somewhere.

"Aw, Lax, come on." Gajeel shoved the dice back into his pocket to follow the grumpy Slayer down the hall. "It'll be fun," he said.

Laxus scowled at the other while he poured himself the first of what was no doubt going to be many stiff drinks for the night. "Yeah, sure," Laxus mumbled.

"Why don't you wanna try it?"

The blond shrugged, taking a sip of the whiskey from the crystal glass. "I dunno." Did they even really need to spice up their sex life anyway? Laxus had always thought it was pretty damn great himself, but apparently that was just him. "Guess I just thought we didn't need to be told how to have sex…"

Gajeel blinked. Laxus didn't show his sensitive side very often, but he was right then, and honestly, Gajeel was just a little amazed. Mostly because he hadn't exactly expected that to be an issue. "What? Come on, that's not what they're for."

"No?"

"They just make things… I dunno, more fun," Gajeel said. "You know, like variety and shit." And really, Gajeel could see why Laxus would say that he didn't think they needed something like that in their sex life, because it wasn't like things were stale or anything – far from it, really – but neither of them were particularly adventurous in the bedroom, and that was what Gajeel had been hoping to change. At least a little bit, anyway.

Laxus stared at the strangely sheepish Dragon Slayer for a moment before quickly reaching into the man's pocket to pull out the dice. "Variety, huh?" he mumbled. He tossed the two cubes onto the bench and looked at the combination given, only to raise his eyebrow again while glancing back to Gajeel. "So sucking breasts was what you had in mind when you meant variety?"

"W-Well, obviously they're not designed for two dudes," Gajeel pointed out with a huff. But when Gajeel had bought them, the store had only had the action and location ones, or position ones. And, well… Okay, Gajeel had bought those as well, but he figured it was better off to ease his partner in to the whole sex games thing before suggesting some weird as shit positions that quite frankly, neither of them were going to be flexible enough for to begin with.

"Yeah, obviously," Laxus scoffed. He finished the rest of his drink before picking up the dice again and looking over the words printed on each side of them. He had to admit, some of the combinations he could see possible were going straight to his crotch. And, well… Maybe variety would be a fun change for once. Nothing on the dice seemed too outlandish, either, so Laxus wondered if there was really any reason for him to shoot the idea down some more.

Hell, if he was gonna do weird shit, he might as well do it with Gajeel.

So continuing to scowl, he quickly cursed under his breath, saying "Fuck it," as he turned away from the counter, and then headed back down the hall with the dice in one hand and Gajeel's hand in the other.

"Wait, you actually wanna use 'em?"

"Just hurry up and get your clothes off before I change my mind," Laxus answered quickly.

And oh, was Gajeel going to strip. So fast that he almost rivalled Gray's uncanny speed for undressing himself, and as soon as he was down to just his boxers, he stepped forward to roughly press his lips to the other's as soon as Laxus had turned around. Laxus' hands on him constantly roamed as his own deftly worked on unbuttoning Laxus' belt and jeans and then forcing them down the muscular legs, but never once did their mouths part.

It was rough, and it was needy, and there was really no clear winner between the two, as far as dominance went, but that was just how they worked. Neither one was more dominant than the other, and neither had ever felt the need to be. Once Laxus was sprawled on the centre of the bed, Gajeel pressed on top of him and his wild-hair slightly less tame than usual, they stopped. Both panting and hard and slightly excited to actually get on with the little game they were about to play.

Gajeel's grin was back as he hovered above the blond and asked, "So do you wanna go first, or should I?"

"Uh… You can go first," Laxus mumbled. He'd dropped the dice onto the unmade bed somewhere between telling Gajeel to just get naked and then getting himself undressed, so he blindly reached around on the rumpled blanket until he found one and then the other, and then handed them to the other Slayer.

"As you wish," Gajeel chuckled. Honestly, he was giddy. Laxus, not so much, which Gajeel could tell, but that was fine. Shaking the two black and white cubes in his palm, he tossed them onto the nearby nightstand and leaned off to the side to switch on the lamp and peer at the combination given. "Lick... Thigh. 'Kay, not horrible."

Laxus huffed. Sure, it wasn't horrible, but licking? Not his favourite thing. But watching Gajeel slowly crawl backwards down his chest until he was level with his thighs was one of his favourite things.

Gajeel kept his eyes focused on the blond as he tongue slowly snaked out, watching as he made himself comfortable by folding his arms behind his head and just waiting for Gajeel to proceed. He started just above the knee and zig-zagged his tongue up the centre of the man's thigh, leaving a wet trail in its wake. Laxus honestly couldn't help but cringe, though when Gajeel's tongue pushed beneath the bottom edge of his boxer briefs, closer to the inside of his thigh, the Lightning mage couldn't stop himself from shifting and spreading his legs apart just a smidge. He was so tempted to let Gajeel keep going (oh, how talented he was with his mouth…).

But then Gajeel stopped just like that, and sat himself back up on his knees, leaving his boyfriend with an already painful erection that he had no intentions of taking care of anytime soon.

"Son of a bitch…" Laxus muttered.

Gajeel only snickered as he continued to stare and smirk at the now frustrated man. "Your turn, Sparky."

Laxus rolled his eyes and just quickly picked up the dice to shake them loosely in his hand and toss them back down. "Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me. What kind of shit is this?"

"What?"

"Pat navel."

Sure, it was weird as hell, but… Hey, it was fun. Or at least Gajeel was having fun, as weird as it was. So he laid himself down next to the blonde and then patted his own stomach. "Come on, then."

Laxus was so tempted to just quit the game right then, but he was going to persevere… For now, at least. He glanced up to the other's face just to check if he was in fact serious, and seeing only that damn smirk on Gajeel's lips, Laxus grimaced, and hesitantly, he patted his boyfriend's fucking navel. Twice. Like he did Wendy's head.

Gajeel couldn't help but burst out laughing, and he laughed so hard that he had to lift a hand to wipe a tear from his eye. "Oh man, this is fucking priceless already…" He really had had high hopes for the dice, but they were already proving to be a bad idea. They were bringing variety though, that was for sure.

"Oh, shut it. Just roll the dice," Laxus growled.

So, Gajeel did. And once again, he leant over the other to check the combination and his smirk grew wicked once he saw it: blow ear. He didn't give Laxus a chance to see it before he laid himself down on the blond's other side, and even with Laxus watching him through narrowed eyes, Gajeel didn't stop himself from closing in on the man's ear, and fucking blowing.

And as soon as Laxus felt the warm air being blown onto – hell, into – his ear, he jumped out of bed and suppressed a shiver as he made to escape. "Alright, I'm fucking done. Fuck this shit."

Gajeel laughed so hard he fell off the side of the bed.