Hadn't written any of these for a while, so I thought I'd get one of the more annoying ones out of the way. Oops. Anyway, just a short one for this prompt. Not all of them will be 3k+ words. A lot of them will be around 1k or less. You can also assume that I really don't like this... But that's the usual for me when I write smut. Which, again, is really the whole purpose of this series/challenge.

And, just a quick reminder that the titles of these stories are the prompts themselves. I really cannot be bothered coming up with actual titles.

Bodily Fluids
Bickslow/Juvia

Juvia arched off the bed as her husband's fingers curled inside her, pressing against her in the best way they could. "God, y-yes…" she moaned, gasping when he ducked his head again his tongue flattened against her. She had to turn her face into the pillow to smother her own scream, something that made Bickslow chuckle quietly to himself and send vibrations coursing through her.

He lifted his head again, murmuring, "Told you no more screaming, baby. Playtime's over if the baby wakes up." Bickslow really, really didn't want to have to put the kid back to bed again. Especially since he'd been waiting for that particular night for the last four months – six, if he included the time before his child had actually been born.

"Juvia kno—oh god, p-please… Please don't stop," Juvia begged. Bickslow's fingers were replaced by his tongue, and Juvia dug her nails into the sheets as she tried desperately to press herself against his mouth.

He'd already made her cum twice with his mouth alone that night, and Juvia didn't doubt that he'd do it again. Her skin almost felt like it was fire, something she hadn't known to be possible until she'd been with the Seith mage, but it had become a more than welcome feeling in the years they'd been together.

And, as Bickslow always did, he revelled in the small whimpers and moans that Juvia failed to keep quiet. That was almost the best part, other than hearing the way she could sometimes actually scream his name.

He alternated between pressing his tongue as deep inside her core as he could manage, and drawing patterns against her with the tip and flat of his tongue before pulling her clit between his lips and sucking. Bickslow never kept with the same motion for long, always switching or pulling back entirely to plunge two fingers back into her.

Juvia knew she was close again. The combination of Bickslow's fingers scissoring her and being almost over-stimulated by that point had her body feeling even warmer and the pressure low in her belly growing stronger. "Juvia will… Juvia's going to…"

"Come on, then. Cum for me again, Juvs," Bickslow commanded.

She bit her lip to hold back her moans. But it was her husband's thumb circling her clit and his fingers pressing against her walls again that finally had her peaking and letting out an almost strangled scream of Bickslow's name.

He felt her core clamp around his fingers before the warm rush of liquid on his wrist and his hand. Bickslow couldn't help but look down in surprise to where he was still slowly fingering his wife and bringing her back down from her orgasm. He got that Juvia was a little wetter than usual when it came to sex, not that it was a bad thing. But not that wet.

"Did you just… Did you just fucking squirt?" he asked. In all six years they'd been together, he had never known her to do that. But judging by how red his wife's face quickly became, Bickslow already had his answer.

She could only whimper in embarrassment as she let herself dissolve into her water form, right on the middle of the mattress."Juvia, come on… Don't be like this…" Bickslow groaned. He rolled his eyes at the actual puddle then making its way off the side of the bed and back into the hallway.

There was a reason they had a waterproof mattress protector.

So, uh... yeah. If you can't tell, I really don't like writing oral sex that much. I'm not sure why. Anyway, I thought I'd give the list of prompts that I've already had requested. It's listed on my tumblr as well, but for those that were curious about what will be coming at some point in the future... Here it is. (And yes, you will be right to assume that a lot of the characters are the same four or so lol. You can probably guess which ones are my favourite already.)

- One catches the other Masturbating - Gajeel/Laxus

- Sex toys - Gajeel/Lucy/Bickslow

- Dry humping - Mirajane/Freed

- Almost getting caught - Laxus/Freed

- Spanking - Erza/Mirajane

- Dirty talk - Mirajane/Freed

- Correcting each other's technique - Gray/Lucy

- Not usual clothing/dress up - Lucy/Juvia

- Inappropriate location - Bickslow/Cobra

- Gags - Cobra/Laxus

- Phone sex - Laxus/Gajeel/Bickslow

- Skype/web cam sex - Gajeel/Lucy

- Against the wall - Bickslow/Gajeel

- Cross-dressing - Bickslow/Lucy

- Double penetration - Laxus/Lucy/Bickslow

- I love you - Freed/Laxus

- Loud sex/knowing someone can hear - Laxus/Bickslow

- A third person watches them - Cobra/Lucy/Bickslow

- Leather and metal - Minerva/Gajeel

- Dom/sub - Freed/Gajeel

- Getting caught - Bickslow/Lucy

- Explaining their relationship to someone who didn't know - Bickslow/Cobra/Laxus

- Fight sex - Cobra/Lucy

- Outdoors - Freed/Cana

- Threesome/group sex - Laxus/Lucy/Bickslow/Cobra

- Filming themselves - Cobra/Lucy

- Involving a hooker (prostitute) - Bickslow/Cobra

- Sex toys (extreme) - Laxus/Lucy/Gajeel

- Calming the other's anger (with sex) - Cobra/Lucy

- Needy, clingy sex - Freed/Laxus

- Wake up In the middle of the night and have sex - Laxus/Minerva

- On a plane - Cobra/Lucy/Laxus

- Silly giggly sex - Bickslow/Lucy

There's a few more that are duplicate prompts, or ones that I want to write myself (like one that works as a follow-up piece to that Gratsu drabble in my drabble collection), but those aren't really a priority for me at the moment. As always, the full list is on my blog. I'm not going to be posting it here.