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I Kissed A Boy(Cobra Starship: No real pairings but some could be seen as pairings if you wish.

Warning: Cocky/jackass!Prussia, Badass!Canada, frat boys (explanation on what frat boy's are at the bottom.) and cursing. Possibly ooc and random, beware! Slight breaking of the fourth wall…

"Kesesesese~ Guy's I have an awesome plan!" Gilbert yelled running into the living room. Francis stopped molesting - "I'm spreading the love!" - an oblivious Antonio to turn to Gilbert with a raised brow.

"Well mon ami what is this plan you have?"

"Here's my intention." Gilbert smirked and sat down at the couch between his two friends.

"The frat boys in the club are lame so let's start an altercation." leaning back he allowed his words to sink in.

"Let's do it!" Francis says immediately as Antonio nods.

"Sure, it could be fun." Antonio puts in grinning now.

"Awesome!" Gilbert cheers before standing and running for the keys and a coat.

"Let's go!"

…

"Hey Matt you okay?" Alfred said poking the smaller blonde.

"Hmm? Oh, I'm fine." Matthew said smiling at their group.

"Well you've been holding that drink for a long time…" Alfred said eyeing said drink that was a little more then half full.

"I just don't want to get drunk." Matthew murmured.

"Oh Oka-"

"The Bad touch trio has arrived!" the "frat boy's*" turned toward the door to see the trio.

"Bad touch trio?" Matthew said with a raised brow.

"They are so immature, aru! None of you can talk to them!" Yao put in frowning at the trio.

Hesitantly and curious the rest of the group nodded unable to turn down their "older brother".

"Hey birdie." Matthew squeaked - having turned back to his drink, ignoring the trio as his brother said - looking at the albino nervously he didn't take note of the Spaniard on his other side or the Frenchman beginning to make his move.

"Hey! Don't play with him, aru!" Yao yelled, hands slamming on the table.

"Well well well, if it isn't Yao~ how have you been?" Gilbert sneered arm around a blushing Matthew's shoulders. Yao huffed ignoring the other's question.

Gilbert continued to sneer before turning to the blonde in his arm.

"Hey birdie, hope you don't mind."

"Mind wh-" eyes widened behind his glasses as a sloppy mouth fell onto his own. Squeezing his eyes shut Matthew could hear squeals fill the bar along with outraged yells.

"Get away from my brother, pervert!" Alfred growled stealing Matthew back whom immediately touched his lips with a blush.

"M-my first kiss…" Matthew whispered.

"Fucking bastard…" Alfred muttered pissed off while Gilbert smirked wiping the back of his hand over his mouth.

"That was amusing."

Looking up Matthew raised a brow a blush across his cheeks.

"Amusing?" Matthew questioned.

"I just wanted to fuck shit up, why do you think I have my whole damn crew?" Alfred pulled Matthew closer when the albino leaned in.

"…" Gilbert smirked at the embarrassment crossing the Canadian's face.

"I kissed a boy and they liked it, only did it to get the honeys excited. Kissed a boy and the bitches loved it. I know it's wrong but I don't mind, I am going to start shit tonight." Antonio and Francis shared a look as the Canadian began to shake in Alfred's hold.

"Nah, you don't know my name, it doesn't really matter. Don't even front, you got no game you're just a sucker. So what now, I clowned you and I'm stealing you boy too, he wants a secure dude and that ain't you." Alfred bared his teeth and hissed when the albino smirked at him. He felt Matthew's hands latch onto his pants and tug, his grip tight. Well this albino was going to get his lesson soon enough.

"Me and my bros that's how we roll," Gilbert gestured to Antonio and Francis whom shifted their weight worriedly. "You'll never know how far we'll go; I'll grab some chump that I don't know." He leaned forward missing the glare the Canadian was sending him and played with said Canadian's hair.

"And plant one right on him. You're only here for our," Gilbert was now besides Matthew's ear as he whispered the last word for his sentence.

"Amusement." the sharp blow of pain came to a surprise.

On his bottom Gilberts head tilted far back to catch sight of the whole Canadian whom was a lot taller then expected.

"Make him bleed comrade!" a cheerful Russian put in lifting his bottle of vodka. Gilbert paled when the sound of knuckles cracking filled his ears.

"Anywhere special?" Matthew said a little too calm.

"Kick him in the nuts! He flirted with me Mattie!" Alfred put in sticking his tongue out at the albino.

"You should hurt all three of them aru! They always do these kinds of things!"

"Do you rearry think viorence wirr sorve this?"

"Kick his ass Matthew!"

"Get the French rapist and Tomato bastard too! They pulled on my fucking curl!"

"Whaaa! They grabbed my curl too!"

"My bruder deserves to be put in his place…"

More things were said by the group and now the bad touch trio was at the unmerciful hands of the Canadian.

They were screwed.

Frat boys: (Found it in a yahoo question XD) literally, they are guys who belong to a Fraternity. Fraternity means brotherhood and this organized group usually treat each other as they would a brother, looking out for each other and enjoying each other's company and camaraderie during college.
Figuratively, the stereotype of a "Frat Boy" is that they are beer swilling party animals (See the movie Animal House or Old School) that go after women while attending college.
Quite often these Fraternities have a "Frat House" where members may reside while attending college.
Becoming a member of a fraternity quite often involves some kind of ritual procedure.

Kage: It also amused me because some of the people answering the questions said "Hot jocks that are usually in the closet." XD I'm sleepy. T.T That's why this is so bad. I took a nap during the day (Was having a weird but nice dream of some PruCanGer and then when the sexy times were about to come on my sister wakes me up. T-T Dream? DENIED! I kinda wanna write it… I'll give a sample of it later.)

See how weird I am? Hope you're okay with it… -Yawns-

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