["Yet more breaking news from the Sunnydale Hospital, where famed rockstar, Spike is recovering from a wild night out. Aaron has the details."
The Camera cut to favourite on site prick smiling wildly next to a trio of teens. "I have the story of the evening right here in Sunnydale. Beside me is our lovely link to the town, Cordelia." Cordelia's blinding smile made everyone's eye's squint, "Her friend, Harminy." "HARMONEY" Cordelia interjected quickly, "And finally with the biggest scoop yet, Angel."
Walking to stand next to Angel, Aaron the Prick continued, "Tell what astonishing information you have for us."
Holding the mic out to Angel, The boy dumbed up for a minute, "Uh... well. Mr. Pratt and Buffy are *BEEP*ing"
"What he means to say," Cordelia suddenly bumped in taking the mic completely from Aaron. "Is that he is an eye witness to the fact that one Buffy Anne Summers, and a Mr. William Pratt, also known as Spike, are having relations." Turning completely to the camera now Cordelia continued, "I was wondering how in the last year this Seventeen year old girl suddenly became an A student in her English class."]
In shock Spike suddenly burst into tears, "OH god! Buffy's life is ruined!" Covered his face in his palms he bawled and bawled until a hand rested on his shoulder. Roughly he brushed away Holly's hand and reached for the Emergency button for the nurse station. It took a minute but someone showed up, smiling and giddy to be in his room. Spike was seething, "I want to be released NOW." He demanded and the nurse took on a frightful look, before scurrying out to find out from the head staff.
Growling, Spike was unsatisfied and started unhooking himself. Going to pull out a needle, Nick approached him, "Mate, you need to stay calm."
Spike bit back at him, "Take a step closer and I'll stab you." Taking off the tape he frantically pulled things from his body. The heart monitor went dead sending off all kind of alarms and a full staff into the room, everyone struggling to hold down this broken man. Spike finally calmed down once The Doctor entered, "I want to be released."
"Let him go." Said The Doctor, and the staff followed his order. Holding out a stack of prescriptions he handed them to Holly, "Pains meds and other junk he'll need, but the truth is, we have no reason to hold you here. Just go home and rest." The Doctor looked out the window, "If you can."
With that The Doctor left and Spike, Slowly this time, started out of bed and began to get dressed with Davids help. Holly's phone rang and she picked it up, "Yeah... we know Buffy. He's already told the news." There was a long silence from Holly as Buffy comprehended everything. Holly continued, "You go to the house... They plan on releasing Bilbo in a moment. We'll just meet you guys there."
Hanging up the phone with Buffy, Holly joined Joyce in the soft gaze sent Spike's way as his "brother's" scurried about him, helping him with buttons and shoe string tieing. Once he was fully dressed Holly quirked her head, "So..." She started flipping through the magazine's worth of prescriptions for his pain. "How do you plan to get us out of here?"
Spike shrugged and sat down in the wheelchair nick rolled to him. "Dunno bout you two girlies, but we're walking out the front door."
"Are you kidding you'll get mobbed." She replied.
"And I'll sue 'em" He retorted, "Listen i'm tired of this kind of shit. You two girlies go grab your cars, And if one of those scummy photographer's so much as breath on me, i'll sue em." With that he rolled away and out the door.
At the main entrance Spike looked over the crowds of people that had begun gathering since he entered the lobby. But they had to wait for Holly to bring the car around. Nick's phone dinged, signalling the time to make their exit.
Nick and David both had a handle on each side of the wheel chair, and slowly they started forward, the unsterilised air of the outside hitting their face as the lights began flashing. Once fully outside they stopped and Spike slowly got up. The flashes creating a consistent light as he removed himself from the chair. Immediately the voices started, questions that never stopped and seemed to come from every angle.
In silence the two men behind him gathered around, wrapping one arm around wither side of him as they started through the crowd of lights. Sure enough the people parted, but they swarmed them completely, making it hard to figure out their direction. Eventually though a car horn honked and a small hand grabbed Nick and dragged them all to the car.
Placing Spike in the front, The usual smile that he sported with paparazzi never took the time to shine. Only a solid frown placed itself on his face. Closing his passenger's side door, David slipped into the back with Nick, and Holly took off.
Driving the speed limit, Holly ushered the injured Spike and the remainder of his crew home. They only had to spend a half hour doing laps around a city block until the two or three cars that had trailed them gave up. Finally back out in the country, they were only minutes from the house and Spike couldn't help a pained groan every time they hit a bump.
Pulling up to their home, Giles and Joyce's cars were already parked, and Buffy jumped out, running to Holly's car and opening Spike's door before they were at a full stop. Leaning in she kiss him once, then twice, and was completely surprised when Spike grabbed a handful of her hair and kissed her more desperately than he had the night before when dealing with Giles. "Hun..." She mumbled against his lips and parted from him, "Lets get you inside."
Looking up the road a dust cloud was following them up the road. "Shit." said Buffy as she watched it near them.
There was a scramble, everyone zipping about, everyone trying to help Spike out of the car at once. Finally he kicked everyone off, "Let ME do it." He said as he pulled himself out of the car. Closing everything up with the cars they all started towards the house, Spike once again supported by Nick and David.
Looking back at the dust coming their way she stopped, "Calm down... I think... Is that Xander's car?" She asked herself out loud as the car pulled up and everyone who had stuck with her through the 'Mystery Man Extravaganza' popped out of the car.
Willow was the first to pop out, as Tara, Anya and Xander followed, "I didn't know who to call. So I gathered our scooby gang." said Willow
Tearing up buffy looked back to the house, everyone had already gone in, then ran to Willow and hugged her.
YAY drunk chapter posts! hey hey everyone, MrEeee here. I was planning to apologise, yet again, in an earlier post but... I've done that so damn many times, I feel like I'd be offending everyone if I went another round of that. As you all know. I post as I go. So I wish I knew how this story will end. So far this entire fanfic has been a "make it up as i get smashed" process. God only knows what will occur. Let me know what you think please. In fact, if you review, do as follows. Rate in a 1-10 basis. 10 being amazing. I'll rate myself so far so you guys have an idea.
SHIRTLESS SPIKE: 5/10 (since he was shirtless for most of this hospital procedure)
SPUFFY HAPPY TIME: 3/10 (They've been happy together yes, but not everyone else is happy
SPUFFY SEXY TIME: 0/10 (its been a while, hasn't it?)
COMEDY: 3/10 (I've seen a couple giggles here or there)
ROMANCE: 2/10 (if you count the trials and tribulations of love, romance, then sure!)
DRAMA: 7/10 (Its been bad lately... i'm happy to not be them)
CRYING: 6/10 (I don;t want to admit it... but its happened.)
Now if you'd like to, no pressure, rate me with this format. The side notes aren't required, but are dutifully noted. If i'm missing a category, or you think i need more of something that isn't listed here. Let me know in the reviews.
ALSO!
I luvles PM's
ALSO AS WELL!
The short "The Doctor" cameo is just my little play on Doctor Who. Perhaps i'm a bit smashed, perhaps I have an addiction to the show. All I know is that I have a serious obsession with River, and just throwing that little reference in there gives me a kick. Go on and imagine any of the 11 faces you know him as... i personally am stuck on Ten... as he is scottish and fantastic Shakespearean actor. Either way, have some fun with it.