Chapter 16a The Talk Show
A/N: Sorry For Taking So Long, Enjoy.
Aaron Jacob Wolf: I'm Back!
Wherever Girl: Where Have You Been?
Aaron Jacob Wolf: I Will Not Say.
Master X: He's Been Off Doing…
(Aaron Jacob Wolf Covers Master X's Mouth).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: You Are Not Going To Say, Now Let's Start The Talk Show!
(Ojamajo Boy 178, Ellie, & A New Person Show Up).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Ojamajo Boy, What Happened?
Ojamajo Boy: Well As It Turns Out, Ellie Divorced Me When We Left.
Wherever Girl: Why?
Ellie: Well He Fell In Love With Someone Else.
Master X: Who?
Robyn Darkeyna: Me!
Dinnerling: & Who Might You Be?
Aaron Jacob Wolf: This Is Robyn Darkeyna, Ojamajo Boy's Current Girlfriend.
Ojamajo Boy: That's Right, Wait How Do You Know?
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Like Yukari Yakumo From Touhou, I Have My Ways Of Knowing.
A/N: Yukari Yakumo Is "Master Of The Portals" In Gensokyo & Could Keep An Eye On Everyone, Trust Me.
Ojamajo Boy: OK.
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Now Let's Begin.
(The Theme Song Is I'm the Scat Man By Scatman John).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Welcome To Aaron Jacob Wolf's Crazy Random Madness, A.K.A. Master X.A.N.A.'s Talking Time.
Master X: That's Right Mr. Wolf.
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Now Our First Guest Is From Gensokyo, Please Welcome Cirno!
(In Comes Cirno The "Strongest" In Gensokyo).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: So Cirno, Why Do People Keep Saying You're An "Idiot"?
Cirno: I Don't Know & I Don't Care!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Well Cirno, Do You Want To Show Us Your Power?
Cirno: Of Course, Because I'm The Strongest!
(Cirno Freezes INH & The Shadow With Her Power Of Ice).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Thank You Cirno!
Cirno: You're Welcome & Goodbye!
(Cirno Leaves Via A Blizzard).
A/N: You Thought Dia Was Good With Exits, Well Cirno Just Beat You Down With Exits! & Also Cirno Is An Ice Fairy, Who Self Proclaims She Is The Strongest, Which She Is A Really Stupid Fairy!
Master X: Our Next Guest Is Also From Gensokyo, Please Welcome Marisa Kirisame!
(In Comes The Only "Human" Guest Of This Talk Show, Flying In By Broom, Marisa Kirisame From Gensokyo).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Well Marisa, How's Your Life Been?
Marisa: It's Been Fine, "ZE".
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Well, Do You Want To Show Us Your Power?
Marisa: Of Course, "ZE"
(Marisa Knocks INH & The Shadow Out With Her Power Of The Master Spark).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Thank You Marisa Kirisame!
Marisa: You're Welcome & Goodbye, "ZE"!
(Marisa Leaves On Her Broom, As Well As Stealing INH & The Shadow's Stuff)!
A/N: Marisa Steals People's Stuff A LOT! & Is A Witch Who Will Master Spark Your Butt Really Badly!
Miyuki: Our Next Guest Is Also From Gensokyo, Please Welcome Aya Shameimaru!
(Aya Shameimaru Shows Up By Flying In Very Quickly)!
Aya: Hello Everybody!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Well Aya, Have You Ever Found The Big Scoop You're Looking For?
Aya: No, But I Think You're A Swell Guy!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Well Thank You, Aya! Now Will You Beat Our Janitor & His Friend?
Aya: Of Course!
(Aya Beats INH & The Shadow With Her Blinding Speed & Gets A Good Scoop).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Well Good Bye Aya!
Aya: See Ya!
(Aya Flies Away With Blinding Speed).
A/N: Aya Shameimaru Is A Crow That Is Very Fast, & Is The News-Girl Of Gensokyo & Will Get A Good Scoop & Then Some.
Tsukasa: & Lastly Is The Ball Of Darkness Herself, Rumia!
(Rumia Appears In A Ball Of Darkness).
Master X: Well Rumia, How's Your Time Been In Gensokyo?
Rumia: My Life's Been Fine Sir.
Master X: Well Do You Want To Show Us Your Power?
Rumia: Of Course, X.A.N.A.-Kun!
(Rumia Uses Her Power Of Darkness To Knock INH & The Shadow Out).
Master X: Goodbye Little Rumia!
Rumia: Goodbye Everyone!
(Rumia Leaves Via A Ball Of Darkness).
A/N: Rumia Is The Cute Ball Of Darkness, With Her Power Of Darkness She Will Take You Down!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: That's It For Aaron Jacob Wolf's Crazy Random Madness, A.K.A. Master X.A.N.A.'s Talking Time, See You Next Time Until Then, TTFN!
(The Ending Music Is Scatman's World (Club Mix) By Scatman John).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: That's It!
A/N: Well Why I Took So Long Is Because, 1. The CTGP-R A.K.A. The Custom Track Grand Prix-Revolution By MrBean35000VR & Chadderz, With 128 Custom Tracks! 2. The Azumanga Daioh Omnibus, Which Took Me A Few Days To Complete. 3. Youtube & Fanfiction, There Were A Lot Of Bad Stories, So My Want To Write Sometimes Was Gone. & 4. The Stop Online Piracy Act & S.968, Government Is Trying To Pass These Two Bills & Get The Internet Censored, The Stop Online Piracy Act Is The House's Try At Censoring The Internet, & S.968 Is The Senate's Try At Censoring The Internet! Neither House NOR Senate Knows HOW TO USE THE INTERNET/A KEYBOARD SO WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO CENSOR THE INTERNET?