Chapter 16b Fights & Dares A.K.A. The Sixteenth Set
A/N: Have Fun Everybody.
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Welcome Back.
INH: What Took You So Long Dumb Wolf?
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Shut Up Shadow Brain!
Master X: Well I Got This Note.
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Ok, Master X, Let Me See.
(Gets The Note From Master X).
The Note: Dear Pesky WMM, Master X, & Aaron Jacob Wolf. The Other Villains & I, Have Taken Over Inkster MI.! Your Wives Are Now Permanent Guests At One Of Our Lairs! We Dare You To Find Them If You Can!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: We Gotta Find Our Wives!
Master X: & YOU Gotta Help Us!
The WMM: If You Need Instructions On How To Get Through The Lairs, Check Out The Enclosed Instruction Book!
INH: Okay, Where Did That Come From, Dumb Wolf.
Master X: Shut Up Shadow Brain!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: I Decided To Pull Some Very Bad Quotes From Various Places.
(Meanwhile At The Lair Of The Greenling Mech).
Unnamed Minion: Need Any Help?
(The Greenling Mech Turns Into Robotnik From The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog).
The Greenling Mech: NO!
(Meanwhile At The Lair Of The Junk Goliath).
Unnamed Minion #2: You Bring A Light?
(The Junk Goliath Turns Into Mario From Hotel Mario).
The Junk Goliath: No!
(Meanwhile At The Lair Of Patunia X.A.N.A.).
Unnamed Minion #3: You Wanted To See Me?
(Patunia X.A.N.A. Turns Into Ganon From Link The Faces Of Evil).
Patunia X.A.N.A.: Join Me Unnamed Minion, & I Can Make Your Face The Greatest In Koridai, Or Else You Will Die.
(Meanwhile Back At The Normal Place).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: Wow I Just Realized The Villains Were Using Bad Quotes As Well.
Wherever Girl: Well What Are We Going To Do?
Master X: We're Going To Fight The Evils Of The Past Villains, Who's With Me!
Aaron Jacob Wolf & The WMM: We Are!
Wherever Girl: I Am.
Ojamajo Boy: I Am.
Robyn Darkeyna: I Am.
FF2: I Am.
Aaron Jacob Wolf: All Right, Let's Go!
Aaron Jacob Wolf, The WMM, & Master X.A.N.A.: PORTAL GO!
(All 7 Of Them Left In The Portal For The Lairs Of The Villains).
(1 Minute Later In The First Lair A.K.A. Fight #1).
(Ojamajo Boy & Robyn Darkeyna End Up In The Lair Of The Greenling Mech).
Ojamajo Boy: So It's You!
The Greenling Mech: Indeed It Is Me, The Greenling Mech & The Wives Aren't Here.
Robyn Darkeyna: It Doesn't Matter, You Will Pay!
(So The Fight Began & Robyn Darkeyna Struck The Greenling Mech With All Of Her Force But Nothing Happened).
(Ojamajo Boy Turned Into His Super Form & Took Out The Greenling Mech).
(Dare #1).
The MMW: Well I Got This Note From WG For INH & The Shadow.
The Note: I Dare You Both To Dance The Macarena With The Witchlings For 1 Whole Hour, While Wearing A Clown Wig!
The MMW: INH, & The Shadow Get Started On Your Macarena But Don't Forget Your Clown Wigs!
(INH & The Shadow Put On Their Clown Wigs, & The Witchlings & Them Do Their Macarena).
(Fight #2).
(WG & FF2 Enter The Junk Goliath's Lair).
The Junk Goliath: So WG, FF2 We Finally Meet & No The Wives Aren't Here Either.
FF2: Wait, How Do You Know Us?
The Junk Goliath: Simple, Because My Minions & Me Know All!
WG: Time For You To Go Back To The Junkyard You Came From Heap-Boy.
(The Battle Began & The Junk Goliath Sent His Mega Claw Of Death At Both WG & FF2).
(WG & FF2 Dodged The Claw & Used Their Powers, FF2's Magic & WG's Bionic Arm To Defeat The Junk Goliath).
(Dare #2).
The MMW: I Have Another Note From WG For The Witchlings.
Note: I Dare Each Of You To Bungee Jump Into A Pool Of Vanilla Pudding… Marshmallows Included.
The Witchlings: Okay.
(They Proceed Into Bungee Jumping Into A Pool Of Vanilla Pudding… Marshmallows Included).
(Fight #3).
(Master X, The WMM, & Aaron Jacob Wolf Entered The Lair Of Patunia X.A.N.A. & Found Their Wives).
Patunia X.A.N.A.: Well If It Isn't The Guys I Wanted To Challenge.
Miyuki & Tsukasa: Be Careful.
Patunia X.A.N.A.: SHUT UP MORONS!
(Something In Aaron Jacob Wolf & Master X Snapped).
Aaron Jacob Wolf & Master X: You Dare Say That To Our Wives, YOU MUST DIE!
(& So Patunia X.A.N.A. Was Given The WMAOA Beatdown & Was Finally Beaten & Aaron Jacob Wolf & Master X.A.N.A. Saved Their Wives & Got A Very Nice Kiss For Their Troubles).
Aaron Jacob Wolf: PORTAL GO!
(All Nine Of Them Returned To Aaron World In Time For…).
(Dare #3).
WG: Well WMM & Aaron Jacob Wolf, I Dare You Both To Help Me Hack Into The Government Headquarters & Stop This SOPA and PIPA Thing They're Trying To Pass! PLEASE SAY YES! EVERYONE, JOIN IN IF YOU WANT, WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET! COMPUTER NERDS... UNITE!
Aaron Jacob Wolf & The WMM: Of Course!
(The WMM, Aaron Jacob Wolf, & WG Hack Into The Government's Headquarters & Remove The SOPA & PIPA CRAP)!
Aaron Jacob Wolf: That's It!
A/N: Well This Is For My One Year Anniversary Since The Start Of This Story 1-28-11 To 1-28-12 & One More Thing Europe Is Considering ACTA (The Anti Counterfeit Trade Agreement), That 1. The US (Obama) Signed Back In October 2011, Which He Found A Way To Skip Senate & House Meetings & Sign This Treaty Directly, 2. He Said That He Doesn't Like SOPA's & PIPA's Current Drafts BUT THIS TREATY WILL OUTRIGHT DESTROY THE INTERNET BECAUSE THE MPAA & THE RIAA WANT THEIR "Copyrights" PROTECTED BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE, THEY WANT TO CONTROL THE INTERNET, BECAUSE THEY WANT TO PROTECT THEIR "Outdated" BUSINESS MODEL, & If They Try To Censor Me Out, Remember This, THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION ASS HOLES! Because If You Do, Then MY PERSONAL OPINION Is Crap To Some Of The People Who Read This. Especially Because I'm Autistic & People Take This Thing To Seriously Remember THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION So Don't Bash Me For It, & I'm Sorry For All The Cursing & Everything Else, But Being A Hypocrite Is Just Wrong, Especially Obama Who Said That He Will NOT Sign SOPA & PIPA, BUT WILL SIGN SOMETHING 15,532 Times Worse Than Those Two, Because It Could, Throw You In Jail, Make You Pay A Fine, Or CUT OFF YOUR INTERNET, & After The Megaupload Shutdown, Government Says People Who "Uploaded" Or "Downloaded", Anything From Megaupload, You Will Pay $125,000 Per Infringed Work! OBAMA HOW COULD YOU, & Lastly Obama, DON'T THINK THAT YOU HAVE THAT GOOD OF A CHANCE OF GETTING RE-ELECTED, Because According To Me, You Have A 1 In 50,000,000 Chance Of Getting RE-ELECTED! & Lastly We Have Until June Before It's Too Late. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!