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"Ich hasse dich jetzt, Alvin."

Said Viking glared down at the boy who stood, hands bound, in front of him. Thinking back, it probably hadn't been the best idea to kidnap the boy from his own house in the early hours of the morning- Alvin had discovered that the boy was in no way someone who enjoyed getting out of bed before he wanted- but, if Alvin was being brutally honest, he was getting rather desperate in his efforts to capture the boy, not that Alvin would admit that out loud of course. This had been the only time the boy's dragon had been out of the way and not with him. After capturing the boy, the usual sarcastic and witty resorts had been unleashed and Alvin, who had been expecting them, had managed to ignore them. That had been his first mistake. Dissatisfied that he wasn't getting to Alvin, Hiccup had decided the best thing to do was to be a bit more creative. And by creative, the boy meant talking in a completely different language.

Alvin sighed, rubbing his hands across his face, his temper wearing thin. Ignoring the sentence he couldn't for the life of him understand, Alvin continued to demand what he wanted from the boy.

"If you ever want to see your home again, boy, you will train these dragons for me!" He shouted, gesturing to the groups of dragons that were crowded in separate cages around them. Hiccup looked at him, then to the dragons and finally back to Alvin. He shook his head.

"Sie haben mich vorher gefragt und Ich hab schon nein gesagt. Ich verändere meine antwort nicht."

"You will talk properly to me!"

"Und außerdem funktionieren Ihre Pläne nie. Ich werde schließlich entkommen."

Alvin growled.

"Hoffentlich bald. Ich möchte wieder schlafen."

"You will listen to me!"

Hiccup glared at Alvin "Dar jemand beschlossen hat es wäre eine so tolle Idee mich so früh auf zu wecken"

Alvin stepped towards the boy, raising his fist threateningly "you will do as I ask Hiccup." He growled.

"Nein."

"Or do you want me to lock you up again."

"Tolle arbeit mit der Originalität, Alvin."

This continued for a while, Alvin growing increasingly infuriated with each foreign sentence spoken from Hiccup's mouth.

"You will-"

"Nein."

"Train these dra-"

"Ich hab schon gesagt, es wird nicht passieren."

"-gons! Arg!" Alvin cried in frustration, throwing his hands into the air and storming off. He was about to yell an order to his men when he was interrupted by a crash as the rest of Berks teens came hurtling through a tunnel.

"Tuffnut!" Astrid shouted "Would you just listen for once in your life!"

Tuffnut was, undoubtedly, about to make some kind of retort when he was stopped by the fact that Alvin was marching towards the group, dragging Hiccup along behind him.

"Alvin give Hiccu-" Astrid stopped mid sentences as Alvin threw Hiccup towards her.

"Take the annoying runt back!" he shouted, then turned and stormed off in a huff, grumbling under his breath. Astrid watched confusedly at the retreating Outcasts back before turning her attention back to the grinning Hiccup who was stood next to her. Her eyes narrowed.

"Hiccup what did you do?"

"Yeah how come he looked so angry?" Fishlegs questioned.

Hiccup held up his hand to silence them, grinned even more and turned to look at where Alvin had disappeared round the corner.

"Tschüss, Alvin! Mir hat's Spaß gemacht!"

There was a cry of anger that was quickly followed by "get the hell off my island!"

The group of teens, save for Hiccup, found themselves sympathising with Alvin. Dealing with Hiccup in foreign language mode was not something anyone wanted to have to deal with, especially when he was sleep deprived.

"Was that really necessary?"

Hiccup's grin never faded "no, but I enjoyed it."

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Translations by The Arthurian Prat's Folly

-"Ich hasse dich jetzt, Alvin." = 'I really hate you right now Alvin.'

-"Sie haben mich vorher gefragt und Ich hab schon nein gesagt. Ich verändere meine antwort nicht." = 'You've asked me before and I've said no, I'm not going to change my mind now.'

-"Und außerdem funktionieren Ihre Pläne nie. Ich werde schließlich entkommen." = 'And besides, your plans never work. I'll escape eventually.'

-"Hoffentlich bald. Ich möchte wieder schlafen." = 'Hopefully soon. I want to go back to bed.'

-"Dar jemand beschlossen hat es wäre eine so tolle Idee mich so früh auf zu wecken" = 'Seeing as someone decided that waking me up at this hour was such a great idea.'

-"Nein." = 'No.'

-"Tolle arbeit mit der Originalität, Alvin."= 'Gret job with the originality Alvin.'

-"Ich hab schon gesagt, es wird nicht passieren." = 'Like I said, not going to happen.'

-"Tschüss, Alvin! Mir hat's Spaß gemacht!" = 'Bye Alvin! I really enjoyed my stay!'