Freelancers ch. 4
A/N: I do not own either gunslinger girl or assassination classroom only OCs and please review
As Chris and Ritsu woke up he asked her calmly
"so when do you want to ask him about the mock wedding we will have?" and she laughed and after Richard had given her a human body to be as he put it
"A cyborg just like her boyfriend" she held up a black dress and gave a little wink and he said
"hell yes that one definitely baby" and she walked away smiling at the affect she was having on her boyfriend. As she laughed he came out with a Mohawk shaved close to his head Ritsu laughed and rubbed it saying
"Love the hair and did you do that for me?" and he just laughed before walking to class leaving his girlfriend desperately running after him. As he walked into the room Chris heard Karma yell trying to get a rise
"Did you dump your girlfriend or did she run away eith nagisa?" and Ritsu smiled and threw a ball at his head and said
"Im here and please shut up" and they laughed as he turned red blushing as she had on a black bikini top and daisy dukes she walked over to Richard and claes and said
"Thank you both for the non-computer body it means a lot and I get to tease my boyfriend" which got Chris muttering
"I hate you both but remember payback is a bitch so fuck you" and Vitch-sensei just chuckled and slid them notes congratulating them on a job well done and they all ran out to the field in soccer clothes and in Ritsu's case she was in all black trying to get her feet under her and as they all said
"What way better than a world cup level soccer match and 2000 yen if anyone hurts the referee" and they knew Nagisa had yelled that and Chris smiled and muttered
"Shit ton of money here so why not" and kicked as hard as he could and as korosensei ducked nagisa slammed the ball down severing his hand and the two boys smiled and split 1000 yen a piece and said
"now lets continue the rounds and Chris I know you have something to ask Vitch sensei" and he walked over before motioning her to follow him and asked
"Me and Ritsu were wondering if we could have a mock wedding someday because well neither of us may live long given our current issues" and he then turned away coughing up blood and he muttered before going to wash his face with Rico and Triela moving toward Vitch and they both yelled
"Hey bitch come here" and they were struggling to open a door and as she walked over triela slammed her fist into sensei's jaw and she dropped down and yelled
"what the fuck did you do and don't fucking lie or I will kill you" and she just coughed and said
"Your brother asked about marrying Ritsu and then started coughing up blood so don't take it out on me and go check on him" and with that Triela yelled to Rico
"Ill go chgeck on him and you may have to knock her out if I give you the word to do so" and she turned and ran off to check on her brother thinking that if they needed to they could summon a medivac and end the class with a calm demeanor or at least they would be calm most people would eb running in terror and Rico muttered silently
"Damn I cant think I would be able to kill tomo because I kind of have a crush on him" and henrietta said
"I have the same feeling toward nagisa but please don't tell him" and Rico laughed asking na dsnickering
"Is my sister begging me not to tell her crush? Its so adorable and I don't think I will but you have to buy me lunch for a month if I don't" and Henrietta grudgingly muttered
"Damn it I hate you but deal" and Rico laughed and said
"Like a good neighbor state farm is there with a shotgun" and Etta said
"In a hospital" and Triela yelled
"Can I get a hot tub?!" and it landed on chris' room and he yelled
"Alright who the fuck demanded a hot tub I hope like shit it wasn't Rico and she just pouted and everybody laughed before leaving the hospital before they got kicked out and Chris muttered
"God damn it they left me and I cant even get NCIS on the tv so damn it" and he tried to fall asleep so he could be back in time for the world cup but he felt the covers of his bed being pulled back and saw that Ritsu had climbed in with him and Chris said jokingly and made sure Ritsu knew it
"for a machine you are very loving and have an awesome fashion sense and personality" and she burrowed into him gently as he had been through surgery to repair some of the parts which came loose causing him to vomit blood. As they held on to eachother she handed him a jacket and said
"I saw you wanted one like this and I even put a unit patch on it so I hope you enjoy it" and he slid the leather jacket on and saw it had a black cats patch on the back he smiled and said
"Fits perfectly and I think Italy will win the world cup and did koro give us permission?" and Ritsu smiled and nodded yes and her "father" said
"I have not given you permission she is a killing machine and will be reprogramed as you should be as well" and all Chris would say holding up a desert eagle that Ritsu gave him was
"Not a fucking chance now get out" and he fired a pellet aiming for the chest and he ducked leaving Chris and Ritsu alone for a much needed rest.