Freelancers ch. 11: Side by side till death and beyond

A/N: I do not own gunslinger girl or assassination classroom. Any reviews would be nice

As Ritsu slowly stood up and somberly laced herself up in a black dress Nagisa and Etta stood at the door and yelled to the class

"Attention!" and everyone stood up and saluted Ritsu, who went to the front of the class and said choking back tears

"My dad said he was Clyde to my bonnie so this is fitting" and read "they will be buried side by side for a few there is grief to the law a relief but its death for bonnie and Clyde" and she then started to cry before trying to put her hands to her throat and Richard grabbed her and said quietly

"The boy is always with you so don't worry" and right as he said that a kid with a hood and a bandage on his face looked in with a smile plastered on his face; you see it was the battered and broken boy that Ritsu had just said a moving poem to and Richard and Vitch sensei walked around and set a hand on his shoulders as he moaned in pain before Richard said

"Brother she thought you were dead hell most of the class thinks you are dead and how did you get back here?" and Chris just turned on his heel and said

"Follow me and you buy lunch and I will explain everything and trust me it will prove I am one stubborn motherfucker" and they walked off and Rico looked at Etta and the departing form before whispering

"It looks like him so I think he is back but it is up to Ritsu to find out on her own" and Chris walked into the bar and ordered up a double jack and coke as well as Chicken and various bar food staples and he saw Ritsu walk in and drop a 20 on the bar and grabbing a full turkey bottle and he just watched his wife start pounding back the bottle as he muttered

"Last thing I thought I'd see is you across the bar from me holding onto that turkey bottle" and he threw back the shot of whiskey he had ordered before he stood up and dropped a 20 on the counter for Richard and Irina to have a drink and meal on him. Quickly making his way to the door he completely ignored the girl who was staring longingly at his escaping form and he struck the match and put it to a smoke instead of his trademark lighter and took a long pull and said somberly

"I have to be dead for her sake because her dad and mom made it clear when they tried to kill me that no one will love me" and as he dropped to his ass he heard a girl yell as her dad tried to hit her for a low grade and Chris felt the rage build up and he smiled at what he was going to do and said to himself

"Well he wants to hit a girl so I'll hit him back" and with that he moved quickly and quietly causing Rico to watch from the bar stool and even seeing Ritsu watch and Irina ran out to get close to stop him. As he stood there in black he sang

"I tried making good on my promise and thought I'd be so much further by now and Ive had the best of intentions from the start" and he swung the girls dad around and in one punch split his lip and caused him to trip and fall. Seeing the man go down Chris' rage took over and he started kicking the man yelling

"YOU COWARDLY MOTHERFUCKER! DOESN'T FEEL GOOD DOES IT BITCH?!" and he stopped before dropping to his knees with hands in the air when the cops said

"Sir you should leave and go to visit your friends or whoever is nice to you and take your time to figure out what is wrong" and the girl saw him get up and she hugged him saying

"Thank you so much because I was afraid he would kill me" and Chris took that and tried to strangle him with his bare hands and stopped only when the cop turned and put a gun to his head and said

"Sir you need to settle down or I will have to bring you in for questioning and arrest for assault" and with that Chris threw one last kick to the man's head and walked away before running to a place he felt he belonged. As he quickly booked it toward his bike Chris sang quietly

"Why do I keep holding on and why do I keep staring down the barrel of a loaded gun" and he took off and let the bike tear down the closest road and let the throttle go before seeing the gravel getting kicked up and he slammed the bike and dropped it on the side as he saw a truck at him going at least 110 and Chris trying to avoid it let his bike joy and opened fire with his trusty handgun. Getting up and brushing the dirt and gravel off his jacket Chris saw red and he muttered feeling a little dizzy

"Oh fuck me my arm is cut to hell and god it hurts like fuck" and he then tore a bandage up that he had made from a shirt he found from someone on the side of the road. Seeing that it was a black shirt Chris stuck his knife into the shirt and ripped down the length of the fabric smiling and quickly and skillfully patched up the wound. As he walked back to his bike Chris found a note on it saying

"Well you are an ace marksman and the driver will end up dead for the round you put in his back" and seeing that Chris let a morbid smile and then got back onto the bike and quickly let the throttle go down and tried to reach his loving wife and as soon as he got back to the campus he quickly dropped the bike and lit a cigarette. As he walked up to the building Chris saw the others and Ritsu looking like hell; Assuming the worst he turned and walked away choking back emotion only to be stopped by Karma, Nagisa and Korosensei and he growled

"What the hell do you want?" and after seeing their faces all start to regain the color they had lost seeing him repeated the question

"So tell me what the fuck you want because god damn it I have somewhere to be" and Nagisa spoke up and said

"Your wife thinks you are dead and I wonder what we tell her" and Chris said quietly

"Tell her when you teach em prayers to say at bed time leave off god bless daddy won't you please" and passed a note saying

"Bonnie I love you but its better for you that I don't show my face" and he then took off running and unwrapped the pipe bomb he had grabbed from the house and stuck it in the gas tank of the principles car and took off and watched from the hills as the car went off and checked the time of 12am and said

"Happy Independence Day you son of a bitch"