Jaune woke up one day when sunlight hit him the eyes. Jaune moved his hand over them to shield them from the violent rays. He sighed, knowing he won't be able to get back to sleep so he decided to get up.
He looked over to his two new team mates. Nora was snoring loudly, sprawled out in an unnatural angle in the bed. Ren was sleeping back down with his arms on his side. He chuckled to himself, those two were like day and night.
Jaune turned his head to his left to examine his partner. To his surprise she wasn't there. Weird, maybe she was at breakfast? Pyrrha did have a huge appetite. She usually ate four full plates of different varieties of breakfast foods each morning. This shocked everyone at their table, especially Nora, who was surprised to find someone with a bigger appetite than her own.
Class didn't start for another two hours, so he had plenty of time to get ready. He carefully grabbed some fresh clothes so he wouldn't wake his two sleeping teammates. Jaune then walked towards the bathroom. The door was slightly ajar, which made Jaune assume it was empty. He expected to see a nice clean empty bathroom; what he didn't expect was to see a very naked Pyrrha in the bath tub, washing herself. Pyrrha turned to him once she heard the door open.
"Hello." She chirped, with a wide smile on her face, not embarrassed whatsoever. Jaune probably broke a speed record by how fast he slammed the door shut. He slammed it so hard that the hinges nearly came off. His face was extremely red and his back was leaning against the door. He was clutching his beating heart, rapidly trying to make it beat at a normal rate once again.
The slamming of the door woke the two love birds, making Nora quickly jump up. "WHAT?" She asked, standing on her bed in a karate stance. "Do I need to break some legs?" She turned to the source of the noise to see Jaune, who was beat red, wide-eyed, and clutching his heart.
"What's wrong fearless leader?" She asked, "You look sick." Jaune stared at her, still trying to get the rhythm of his heart back to normal. After a moment of pure silence he then finally found his voice. "I'm fine." His voice cracked at the end, which made him cringe.
Ren raised an eyebrow from his behavior, he was about to ask if he was actually alright before Jaune spoke up again.
"...I'm going to see if Team RWBY will let me use their shower. Bye."
Jaune walked out his room in a hurry, leaving his two other teammates utterly confused. Jaune was planning on taking a very cold shower in team RWBY's barhroom. This incident did brought him a strange case of deja Vu though.
One Month Ago
The Arc's farmhouse was a cute place. It looked like a farm you'll see in a movie, nothing flashy but well put together. Jaune Arc awoke one morning, yawning as he sat up. He scratched the back of his head, dreading to get his day started.
Jaune was the only male heir of a line of eight children. He was the ultimate middle child. His older sisters babied him while he babied his younger sisters. Sadly, being the only male meant he had to do "Men jobs" that his sister didn't. Jaune found it to be completely bullcrap but it was life. Apparently his mother wanted him to be a perfect gentleman, and a perfect gentleman doesn't let no lady do any dirty work.
Jaune was currently by himself in the house because everyone else had things to do. Rouge, Rose, Blanc and Verte were at school. Noire was at work while Violet was at a job interview. His father was on a hunter's job while his mother was doing errands with his youngest sister, Bleu.
Jaune was currently suspended from school from all of his tardiness in class, meaning he had to do all his chores and more as punishment. One of his punishment chore was to release the horses from the barn and take them out to the fields to get their exercise. Every healthy horse needed it's exercise. Jaune quickly got dressed, putting on his trademark bunny hoodie, blue jeans and sneakers.
Jaune walked towards their family barn, stepping on the grass. Last night it rained, so the grass had fresh dew on it, making it slightly slippery. The barn was large and bright red. It housed four horses, Buttercup, Chipper, Siren and Larry. Rouge chose the last name. The horses, for lack of a better words, were kind of dicks. Jaune would literally have to coax them to follow directions. They would sometimes try to bite at him, sometimes won't move an inch, and sometimes won't eat their food. Hell, sometimes they will even act sarcastic towards him, which he didn't even knew was possible.
Jaune opened the barn door. "Hey guys, let just get outside without any trou-" he stopped when he saw something he didn't expect to see. There was a redheaded girl standing next to one of the horses, petting it. Not only was there a random girl in his barn but this girl was also completely nude. Jaune stood there for a moment, completely and utterly perplexed in what he was looking at. She had pale skin, bright red hair, and was pretty tall. The girl then turn towards him and smiled. "Hello." She chirped happily.
Jaune's heartbeat quickened as he firmly grasp the barn door handle and slammed it shut. His mind ran at a thousand miles per hour, trying to make sense of what he just witness.
'D-did I just really saw that?!' He thought, face getting more heated at the image engraved inside his head. 'Is there a naked girl in my barn. What the hell.' Jaune started to slap himself, trying to calm down. He mind was working overtime, trying to piece together the situation. Was he going insane? Was his mind fucking with him? He started to deny what he saw. There is no way in hell he saw a naked girl in his barn. This is just his mind playing tricks on him, right? This is just his virgin mind trying to cope with his utter loneliness of the opposite sex.
Jaune is going to open this door again and see no naked girl and only the four mean horses. Jaune chuckled to himself, now believing the girl was actually just in his head. Why would there be a naked girl in the barn in the first place. What is this, a bad fanfiction? Jaune had to admit though, his mind was pretty powerful. He actually believed there was a girl in his barn for a minute. Jaune shook his head, thinking he was a fool to believe that in the first place. He reopened the door and walked in to be met with piercing green eyes very close to his face.
"KYAAA." he screamed as he tripped backwards from the sudden closeness of the illusion. He landed on his ass as he tried to catch his wits. 'JUST AN ILLUSION, JUST AND ILLUSION, JUST AN ILLUSION
This coping mechanism was then shattered when the 'illusion' put her hand on his shoulder. Jaune stared at the hand, horrified that he actually felt it.
"Are you alright?" The girl asked, with concern in her voice.
He couldn't find his voice, his face was deep red and he let out a whimper. She had enchanting green eyes, very inviting. They had a childlike look in them, as if she was innocent in some sort of way.
His brain finally registered the situation he was in and he quickly looked away, letting out a squeak. Questions flooded his head, his brain running wild with ideas of what was happening.
The first idea was he was asleep and was having a very blissful dream. This wouldn't be the first time he had a dream similar to a situation like this, he is a teenage boy after all.
His second idea was he was having a fever dream. It was similar to the first one but this is pretty bizarre. His usual dreams consisted of him and the girl being in his room and not in a fucking barn. Any second now he's going to wake up in a cold sweat in his room alone.
His third idea was he died and went to heaven. This girl is an embodiment of beautiful. It was like staring at an angel. Did he tripped downstairs on the way here and snapped his neck? That is somewhat plausible.
Many more ideas went to his head. He's in a coma, this is a prank, he somehow got high and this is just a bad (great) trip.
A hand to his forehead interrupted his thoughts.
"Are you alright?" The girl asked, "You're all red, are you sick?" Jaune quickly looked away from the girl. He finally found his voice, Many questions went through his head; he decided to ask the most painful obvious one.
"WHYAREYOUNAKED?" It came out quick and barely understandable.
The girl looked down, and let out a 'Oh', as if she forgot she was naked. "I'm sorry." The girl said, standing up, covering herself for his sake and not her's. "I forgot I wasn't wearing my clothes. They were wet from the rain last night so I put them out to dry." The girl pointed behind her to wet clothes. A white T-shirt, with cargo pants, and sneakers. Jaune looked away when he saw pink panties and a bra. "I don't have any more clothes to wear so.-" She was interrupted when a hoodie was held out to her. She looked at Jaune to see him still red in the face and lookeing away from her, mouth firmly sealed shut and his eyes shut fast. He was no longer wearing his hoodie and was holding it out for her. She took the hoodie and put it on. She smiled at the warm feeling it radiated. "Thank you." She told him.
"Y-you're welcome." His voice cracked at the end, making him cringe. Jaune coughed into his fist, finally finding his sanity now the girl was dressed.
"Uhh….what are you doing in my barn?" He asked, finally looking at the girl without blushing as much. The hoodie was big on her in the width department but not the height department.
The girl scratched the back of her head. "I was caught out in the storm last night, and I took refugee in here. Sorry if I was an inconvenience."
Jaune was confused, the farmhouse was a few miles away from town. "What were you doing out here by yourself last night?" Jaune asked, staring at the girl, absolutely dumbfounded. Is this girl crazy or something. It rained all night yesterday, so why was she out here in the first place?
"Well, I kind of spawned in the wooded area over there while it was raining." The girl said, pointing towards the nearby woods. "Then I found this structure and decided to rest here and dry myself off." She finished.
'Spawned? She spawned in the woods? Yep she's crazy.' Jaune thought. He better handle this situation slowly and carefully, having no idea what this crazy girl was capable of. She might be a serial killer, a hot one but still a killer. "...Ok……….what's your name, by the way." He was planning on calling the mental asylum in town, wanting to know if they were missing a patient.
The girl smiled, "My name is Pyrrha." She told him. Jaune nodded at this, waiting for her last name. He got confused when she didn't answer.
"Uh…..what's your last name?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. Pyrrha looked puzzle from this question.
"What's a last name?" She asked, tilting her head in a cute way. Jaune nodded his head.
'Yep, 100% crazy.'
"You know what, it doesn't matter." Jaune said as he pull out his scroll. He went to look up the phone number of the mental hospital. He then realize that randomly getting on his scroll would look suspicious, so he decided to distract her by striking up a conversation.
"So….I'm Jaune," he started, trying to think of something to say. "I…...uh…..have seven sisters." Jaune wasn't good at small talk obviously, especially when it came with girls. Although Pyrrha beamed at that, finding it interesting.
"Wow, really? That must be so much fun." Jaune nodded at this.
"What about you, got any family nearby?" The internet was going pretty slow for him right now.
'COME ON LOAD.'
"I'm actually not from here." Pyrrha told him. "I just got here last night, from the woods as I said earlier."
"Ok that's cool." Jaune said, not fully paying attention the conversation. "Ugh….. what about comics? Do you read those? My favorites are the X-ray and Vav issues."
Pyrrha shook her head. "What are comics? Are they some kind of books? I love to read, sadly we don't have many books in hell."
"Oh that sucks." Jaune said as the webpage finally loaded for him, the information she told him not yet settling in.
PROCESSING
Wait, what did she say?
"Did you just say you're from hell?"
It was stupid for him to ask, but it caught him so off guard that he just asked without thinking.
The girl smiled and nodded. "Yep, born and raised. You see my father decided to let me explore remnant because I found humans to be very interesting." She told him with her arms behind her back. "I want to learn about your customs, culture, food, and behaviors."
"You're not human." Jaune was now curious, what does this girl think she is? He actually forgot about his fear of her, finding this to be interesting.
"Nope," Pyrrha shook her head. "I'm a demon."
'Yep, totally bat shit crazy.'
"Oh, ok." He said, chuckling at her, not believing her whatsoever. "Sure you are." Pyrrha got slightly offended from this, knowing he didn't actually fully believed her.
"I am a demon." She said with a pout, her face scrunched up. "My father is Satan himself."
"Hey." Jaune said, putting his hands up in surrender. "I totally believe you're a demon who happens to be the daughter of Satan. Nothing illogical about that whatsoever."
Pyrrha cutely stomped her foot and crossed her arms. How could she prove she was actually a demon. She looked on the ground to see a dead beetle. An idea went through her head.
"I can prove it." She said, with eyes shining with anticipation. Jaune was about to type in the mental hospital number into his scroll, but this piqued his interest. He wanted to see what she'll do.
"Oh, go ahead. I love to see you try." Jaune put his scroll in his pocket, giving Pyrrha his all undivided attention.
Pyrrha lightly cheered and she slouched down on her knees at the beetle. She closed her eyes and concentrated, putting her hand over the beetle. She then started to chant, but it wasn't in English. It wasn't in a language Jaune recognized whatsoever in fact. It will creepy and sent dread in his body.
The barn's temperature suddenly spiked down, sending shivers over his body. Shadows starting to leave Pyrrha's hand, forming around the beetle. The shadows surrounded it in a circular manner, before suddenly entering it. Jaune stared in horror as this happened. The beetle then opened it eyes, revealing them to be deep red. It then started to move.
Five seconds. Five seconds of complete and utter silence filled the room. Not one little sound manifesting in there, not even the horses made any noise.
1
'Did she just…'
2
'brought that beetle…..
3
'No, that's impossible'
4
'I'm going insane.'
5
Pyrrha finally broke the silence, she looked up at Jaune, looking quite proud of herself.
"See I told you so. Can a human do this?" She put her arms on her side while she gloated. Never doubt the daughter of Satan. She then noticed Jaune's face. It was completely blank, but his eyes showed terror. It as if his brain just shut down but his soul was trying to scream for help. "A-are you alright?" She asked, with a hint of concern. She started to feel self conscious, did she do something wrong? He wanted proof she was a demon, right? So what was wrong?
Five more seconds of silence filled the barn as Pyrrha stared at Jaune. If you listen closely you could hear Jaune's heart trying to burst out of his ribcage.
1
'bump bump'
2
'bump bump, bump bump'
3
'BUMP BUMP, BUMP BUMP'
4
'BUMP BUMP, BUMP BUMP'
5
Pyrrha was about to ask if he was alright again, clearly concerned. Suddenly Jaune stumbled backwards, landing on his ass for the second time that day. He stared at her, too terrified to move.
'THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THIS IS JUST A NIGHTMARE. I'M NOT LOOKING AT THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER.'
Jaune pinched himself to see if he was dreaming. When he didn't find himself to be back in his bed was when he started to REALLY panic.
Upon tripping, Pyrrha stood up to see if he was alright. When she did that, this made Jaune to finally stood up and book it to the door, bursting it open and running.
Pyrrha ran out, confused by the boys action. "Where are you going? What about your hoodie?" She asked as the boy was now far away from her. "I'll wait here until your return then." She then shut the door again. Maybe she should of done a different power to prove her point.
Jaune ran to his truck. It was a piece of shit truck. The engine was only functional because of a huge amount of duct tape he irresponsibly used on it. He dove through the window, not having enough time to open the door. He always had his keys in his ignition, not like anyone would want to steal this truck anyway. He turned the key just for it not to start.
"COME ON, COME ONE." he yelled, literal tears forming in his eyes. "I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS MAN. THIS SITUATION IS FUCKED. START DAMN IT" If one was watching him, they would probably be laughing at him, he did look silly.
The truck finally came to life and he pulled off. He was going insane and only could think of one place he could go to, the town's church. He needed God now.
On the way there, Jaune tried to calm down. Telling himself that maybe, just maybe it was her semblance. There were plenty of weird semblance in this world. He then remembered the room's temperature changing, the shadows, and the feeling of dread. He doubted a semblance could do all that. He started to grossly weep yet again. Is this the end of the world? Is the rapturing about to happen? Is the devil going to be pissed that he saw his daughter bare? These were some of the few thoughts that went to his head as he drove to the church.
He pulled into the church, he went to jump out of his truck just for his seat belt to stop him, choking him. Jaune quickly unwrapped his belt before running towards the door of the church. The entire time while doing this, he was mumbling 'fuck' under his breath.
He passed an old couple on the way there who saw the incident as soon he pulled into the parking lot. They watched him run into the doors of the church.
"Good for him." The woman said to her husband, believing that Jaune was on drugs by the way he just acted. "That boy could use some Jesus."
Jaune burst through the doors of the church, out of breath and sweaty. The doors swung open, slamming into the walls. This alerted the preacher of the church, Father Stilinski.
Father Stilinski was middle age man; he was a heavy-set man with a somewhat round shape. He was wearing his usual church attire, and was holding a Bible.
Stilinski jumped upon hearing the doors slam open. He saw Jaune Arc at the entrance, completely out of breath, he was sweating profoundly, wheezing. He slouched down slightly, resting his hands on his knees, trying to grasp a few puffs of air. Finally his breathing went back to normal, and he quickly walked towards him.
There were a few other people in the church, most of them were praying to themselves until Jaune interrupted them. He made it to Stilinski, who noticed that the Arc boy had the craziest look in his eyes, it was unsettling.
"Hey, Father," Jaune said, trying to act calm but failing. "Uh…….can I talk to you in private for a moment? I REALLY could use some advice." Stilinski almost wanted to deny his request, Jaune's demeanor was off-putting. Alas, he was a man of God and couldn't do this.
"Of course my boy." He paused and squinted his eyes at him. "Are you alright, though."
Jaune let out a force laugh. "HAHAHA of course I'm alright, why would you think I wasn't alright. I'M PERFECTLY FINE." Jaune said, unintentionally yelling the last part. Stilinski grabbed his cross necklace, and prayed in his head for the boy, who was most likely on some type of drug.
"Let's…...go to the back of the church." The man of God told the boy. They walked towards the back in silence, with a awkward atmosphere surrounding them the whole way.
"What is it you want to talk about." Stilinski really did want to help this boy, maybe he need motivation to kick drugs and God is his answer? Who knows?
Jaune was at war with himself. On one hand he just wanted to cry on the man's shoulder, telling him about the Devil's Daughter in his barn. The other part of him thought that if he did this the Stilinski would think he's either insane, high or both. So he had to stretch the truth a little so he wouldn't get thrown in the loony bin or rehab.
"Uh…….." he was racking his brain, trying to think of anything that wouldn't make him seem crazy, or seem crazier at least, Jaune was pretty sure he looked insane running in here.
An idea struck down on him. He snapped his fingers. "Ok hypothetically speaking, what would one do if the daughter of Satan was in their barn?" He asked.
Stilinski looked at him weirdly. Was this what got the boy so worked up, a hypothetical question. The boy was jumpy. He was constantly moving his hands, as if he didn't know what to do with them. He would sometimes have them behind his back, then across his chest, then in his pockets, until finally he pressed then flat together. This boy might actually be on drugs. "Well," Stilinski started, trying to piece together the weird story. "I'll need more information on this."
Jaune nodded rapidly. "Of course, of course. Ok, again hypothetically speaking." Jaune said, raising his hand at him in a dismissing way. "I walked into my barn, and I saw a naked girl in there. I let out a manly scream and fell backwards. The girl checked if I was alright, being concerned I was hurt. She then told me she spawned in the woods." Jaune let out a force laugh. "I know right? Crazy huh. Again hypothetical speaking. She then said she was the daughter of Satan. She then proved this by taking a dead beetle and bringing back to life. I ran, got in my truck and drove here." Jaune finished his tale before yet again adding "Again, can't stress this enough, hypothetical speaking."
Stilinski took in the oddly detailed story. He knew he would have to answer the question for him to go away. He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Did she give any malicious behavior." Jaune shook his head. "Did she look evil?"
"No, she just look like a regular girl."
"Then maybe she's not evil, Jaune." Stilinski said, a head forming in his head. What is he doing with his life? This is a stupid conversation.
"B-but she's the daughter of the devil. Isn't that the tell-tale sign of evil?" Jaune exclaimed, making Stilinski headache worst.
"Jaune, this is a hypothetical question, therefore it doesn't matter what I say because it's not real. You are taking this way too seriously." Stilinski said, trying to end the conversation.
Jaune took this information in. "So there's a slight chance that she's not evil?" Stilinski nodded.
"You know that the devil was once an angel right?" Stilinski asked, which made Jaune nod. "Well, that means that the vilest thing ever was once a good guy. No one is born evil, Jaune. This might include the Daughter of Satan. Again this is a hypothetical question, so who cares what I say."
Jaune took the information in. So there's a chance she's not evil? It's a slim chance but still a chance. Jaune also realized he better do something quick before any of his family come home and see Pyrrha in the barn. Jaune doesn't want any of his family members to unintentionally piss her off. Jaune thought of Pyrrha's behavior during their talk.
Pyrrha didn't seem evil, but the could be a trick. Although, her aura was comforting, something you wouldn't expect from someone with her background. Her smile also seemed genuine, he couldn't see an ounce of deceiviness in it. Just maybe she isn't necessarily evil.
"Thanks father…... that's all I really needed to know." Stilinski smiled at him.
"Anytime my boy, tell your mother I say hi and I'll see you this Sunday." Jaune nodded before leaving towards the exit.
He entered his truck and started to drive home.
'Could Pyrrha truly not be evil? Pyrrha did seem too nice for her own good.' Jaune head started to hurt, all of this was happening way too fast. It's like a semi slamming into his head. Jaune guess he could ask her questions, it not like he's going to fully trust her right now.
Jaune pulled into the driveway of his house. He walked towards the back to his barn. He stared at it, getting ready to talk to the spawn of Satan yet again. He swallowed his fear and opened the door.
Pyrrha was laying on a thing of hay, attempting to have a conversation with a Horse.
"And Neo was being really mean to me so I- Oh Jaune you're back." She said before standing and coming near him. Jaune had to force himself not to jump backwards when she enter his personal space. She still had his hoodie on, which doesn't go past her knees. This gave Jaune a pretty good look at her smooth legs. The hoodie was also loose on her because his frame was larger than Pyrrha's, therefore the hoodie was slanted down at the collar making some of her chest slightly visible. Nothing above Pg-13 but enough to make him slightly embarrassed. He looked away out of respect of the girl.
"Uh……." Jaune was struggling with words, her wearing his hoodie on wasn't helping. It made Pyrrha look like his girlfriend after a night of……
Jaune face went extremely red from this. Pyrrha finally spoke up.
"I'm sorry if I scared you back there. In hindsight I should have done something smaller to prove I was my father's daughter. Like make some fire."
'So she has fire power? Neat and terrifying.'
"I hope that didn't make you not want to be my friend." Jaune noticed she actually looked nervous, the way she would look away from him and the way she would timidly bite her nails. When Jaune look at Pyrrha he no longer saw a demon, he just sees a girl his age who didn't have anyone she knew anywhere. She was completely alone.
Jaune put on a comforting smile. "What? No, it just….surprise me you know?" More like scared shitless. "I advised not to tell anyone that fact, it would make them…...let just say uneasy." Pyrrha nodded at this.
"So…...can we be friends?" Pyrrha asked Jaune, she started to fiddle with the hem of the hoodie.
Jaune had to admit, she looked adorable when she was nervous. "...you know what, sure." Jaune realized that Pyrrha was going to need dry clothes. "But first, let go to my house, my sister is about your size and she has some clothes I can borrow while she is away. Then I would like to ask you a few questions."
Pyrrha beamed at Jaune, excited she got her first friend so easily. Jaune smiled back, maybe he isn't going to die.
Anyway, that is how the two met.Tomorrow I'll most likely post a bloodborne AU crossover on here. It'll be a comedy involving Pyrrha, Jaune and Summer. I already posted it on my tumblr a few day ago. My name is "MoistMailMan" on tumblr if you want to follow me.