Happy Birthday Kas!

This one was just plain amusing to write.

Mix-Up

:: (Established Iambic Prose) (Human Andrew AU)

Danny was used to strange things happening, very strange things. As it were he wasn't quite used to classmates breaking into snickers and giggles every time he walked past them. He would have asked one of his friends but Sam was in Egypt with her family and Tucker was home sick with the flu, and he didn't get to see Andrew until lunch.

Thinking back to that morning he tried to remember anything strange happening, nothing coming to mind. He had woken up next to Andrew, who had slept over. They had actually overslept so they were in a rush getting ready on time. He faintly remembered Jazz choking on her cereal when they came down but he had waved it off as Andrew drove them to school.

"Mr. Fenton." Stopping in his tracks Danny sighed and turned around, looking up to see that it was Mr. Lancer who had stopped him in the halls on the way to his next class. Joy. "...dare I even ask?"

"Uh, ask about what, sir?" Judging by Lancer's expression he was confused by how Danny was confused. "Is this, um, important? Because I have history and if I'm late again I'm going to get detention. And I'd rather not ruin my one week record of not getting into trouble." Lancer only shook his head, waving Danny off.

Getting to his seat on time Danny sighed at noticing everyone was either giving him strange looks or giggling quietly to themselves. Opening his notebook he tried to take notes, really, he did. It was just that halfway through he started drawing his boyfriend. It was hardly his fault he was so giddy around the other.

History class finally dismissing for lunch Danny grinned and rushed out the door, ignoring the other students as he walked down the hall. Almost reaching the cafeteria he let out a yelp as he was suddenly jerked into a closet, eyes instantly turning green. "Calm down little Phantom, it's only me."

"Jesus Andrew, are you trying to make me blast you through the wall?!" Calming himself down Danny squinted as a light was suddenly turned on. "Why am I in here anyways?"

"Look down at your clothes." Raising an eyebrow at the strange command Danny decided to humor the other teen and do so, spotting nothing out of the ordinary. "Keep looking, you'll realize in a second." Danny only blinked, seeing the same loose black slacks and overly large gray shirt- Wait... Head darting up he saw Andrew was wearing his shirt and jeans, which were always a size too big on him so they ended up fitting Andrew perfectly, which almost made Danny forget his embarrassment at the situation, seeing his boyfriend in formfitting jeans.

"...please tell me we did not just go through half the school day wearing each others' clothing..." At Andrew's look he groaned, hiding his face in his boyfriend's shirt. Andrew only sighed, patting his back comfortingly. "That explains the laughter and whispers- Although I'm surprised Dash hasn't said anything yet-" Pulling back from the hug he stared up at Andrew, who was conveniently staring at the wall behind him. "...what did you do."

"Merely gave him a refresher lesson on manners," Andrew chuckled darkly, Danny sighing and falling back into the hug. "Usually I'm against missing school lessons but just this once I vote we leave."

"Best plan you've ever had," Danny groaned, taking a step back and looking at his clothes again. "I look a lot shorter and younger in your clothes, huh?" Looking up to see his boyfriend's light blush Danny's grin grew devious. "You like me wearing your clothes, don't-"

"No!" Danny snickered, kissing Andrew on the cheek as he blushed a bright pink.

"Don't worry, I think it's adorable how you're so possessive over me," Danny cooed, Andrew only blushing more and grumbling, pulling Danny out of the closet and towards the nearest exit. "Seriously, you're like a ghost with how possessive you are...I probably shouldn't like that as much as I do..." Seeing Andrew's curious look Danny grinned. "Did I ever mention I like chokers?"

"...you are going to be the death of me."

Escape while you still can Andrew.