Happy Birthday Kas!

This one is your fault. You mentioned polygamy when we were talking about Iambic Prose ages ago and then my mind when to twins and yes. Your fault.

Double the Trouble

:: (Pre Iambic Prose) (Twin Danny AU)

Everyone knew that Daniel and David Fenton were a pair of troublemakers. The two twins had been inseparable since they were born, which their friends could attest to. While sharing everything could sometimes get on their nerves they worked flawlessly together, especially when it came to pranks and defending others.

"Well well, if it isn't the Fentons Squared," Dash sneered, Danny and Davey both blinking as they looked back in unison. Considering both of them had been up all night as their ghostly alter-egos they were tired and not very eager to deal with an annoying bully.

"I'm just surprised he knows what squared means," Danny commented, looking to his twin who only gave him the same grin. Wincing as he was grabbed by his collar he saw Davey's hands faintly glow with gathering ghostly energy, Danny showing him a warning look to let it go. While the two were similar in many ways Davey was more of the hero, Danny was the type to shyly stay in the background.

"Listen here Danny-"

"I'm Danny," Davey raised his hand, Dash frowning and looking over at him. "Duh, can't you even tell that?"

"Yeah, it's obvious I'm Davey," Danny scoffed, sounding annoyed. Behind Dash his two friends shared a look, both of them confused. They wouldn't be able to tell if they were lying, considering that they both dressed in similar outfits everyday, and had the same hairstyle. "Honestly, and you call yourselves our tormentor."

"Is there a problem here?" All of the boys looked over to see Mr. Lancer frowning, Danny wincing as he was dropped to his feet. Davey helped him get his balance, sending a green-eyed glare towards Dash that had his twin elbowing him in the side. Before Lancer could open his mouth again the bell rang, everyone scattering to the winds.

"I wish you wouldn't let him provoke you like that," Danny muttered, rubbing his shoulder while Davey only frowned and crossed his arms. "It's just Dash, he's not even a threat anymore."

"I know, I know. It just...it irritates me to see him hurt you." In a flash Davey grunted as Danny tackled him into a hug, rubbing their cheeks together.

"Aw, you're so cute and protective~" Hearing a cough they blinked, looking up to see Tucker snickering and Sam shaking her head.

"You two worry me." Danny and Davey only grinned, holding hands as they smiled pleasantly up at the other, voice coming out at the same time.

"Hi Sammy, having a good day?" Tucker shuddered, Danny snickering as Davey outright laughed.

"Seriously, that's creepy as hell," Tucker complained, the four walking to class together with the twins still holding hands. "Did you finally finish reading those codependency books Jazz made you read?" At the mention of the books the two snickered.

"Well, we did go to a library-"

"-but we were rather distracted by the librarian."

"It was hardly our fault, honestly! It's just-"

"-he's delicious."

"I couldn't have said it better myself, brother." The twins shared an evil look, Tucker feeling sorry for whatever poor bastard had the twin's affection. When the rumors said that the twins did everything together they weren't lying. When it came to crushes and dates the twins had the same taste and the same plans of tag-team.

Really Tucker couldn't feel more sorry for whoever it was.

::

"If you honestly think you'll manage to sneak up on me you're mistaken." Both twins whined as they faded back into visibility, pouting up at the Ghostwriter, who only spared them a small smile. "You two are very determined, aren't you?"

"Very," they spoke in unison, Andrew not even looking phased as he began shelving books again, Danny and Davey each taking a stack and helping him out. "So, hey, here's a random question from nowhere, you know, since you're so knowledgeable and all..."

"What's the ghost stance on polygamy?" Seeing the ghost give them a raised eyebrow Davey smiled, Danny chuckling nervously and clutching one of the books closely. "School project."

"On ghost relationships?" Andrew asked, Davey opening his mouth to explain only to look to Danny, who was far better with convincing stories. Danny only shook his head, looking defensive.

"Hey, no, this was your plan! I wanted to do this in a subtle manner but no, you had to be flamboyant!" Andrew shook his head as he watched the two get in a scuffle, rolling around on the floor and pulling at each other's hair. He cared for the two boys, really, he did, it was just that he was still unsure if he could actually handle two of these horrors.

Retreating to the kitchen he didn't even get ten feet before he had Danny shyly holding his hand and Davey wrapped around his shoulders, both scuffed up from their short fight. "You never answered our question!"

"You two will be the end of me," Andrew sighed after a few seconds of silence, shoulders slumped as the two twins shared an incredulous look. They took a step back, holding hands again and rapidly talking.

"Do you think-"

"It sounded like it-"

"Nothing is that easy-"

"Maybe he took pity-"

"Still-" Having enough of the back and forth talking Andrew kissed them both, shutting them up immediately as they blushed the same shade of bright green.

"Does that answer your questions?" At the dual nod he smiled pleasantly, walking back towards the kitchen. "Excellent, now let's make coffee. I'll need it to deal with you two." Danny and Davey shared a gleeful grin, each taking one of the writer's hands and chatting a million miles an hour, slipping in and out of their own twin speak, Andrew understanding every word.

They half-wondered how much Jazz would psycho-analyze them when they got home.

I could have so much more fun writing those two dorks.