Foreign Exchange
chapter 12:Getting Along
'Man, I am SCREWED.'
As he walked down the hallways, Shavo ran a hand down his face with an exasperated groan, too caught up in his own thoughts to care if people looked at him weird.
'Jesus Christ, I'm more screwed than a Thai Hooker on 2 for 1 night.' He mentally groaned out. 'This blows.'
As he rounded a corner, Shavo saw that his new room was just up ahead. He stopped mid step, having a thought before coming back around the corner and standing there.
'I probably shouldn't walk in there acting like this.' He realized. 'Ruby will probably wonder why I'm feeling like I am, and that would cause questions.'
As he pulled his scroll back out and turned on the camera function, he flipped it around so he could look at himself and saw that he really did look how he felt.
'Let's fix that.' He mentally ordered himself as he tried on his best relaxed face.
He still wasn't happy with it, so continued to make small altercations while continuing to think on his current situation. In a basic jist, Shavo currently had a bounty on his head, and some seriously scary-ass bounty hunters were coming after his metal-loving tush.
This really sucked.
'Alright, this should do.' He thought to himself with a nod before closing his scroll and walking back around the corner, now wearing a relaxed if not slightly bored expression. He reached the door and knocked, trying to avoid some ridiculous situation where he walked in on someone changing, like so many other animes he had watched.
'Shit, what if they ask why I went down there!?' He realized just as the door began to open, showing his new teammate Blake standing there.
"Hey." She greeted before stepping out of the way for him to walk in. Looking around, Shavo was glad to see that the room was still fairly the same as it was in the show, if not larger.
"So this is our room, eh?" He commented to himself as he looked around. "I've lived in a lot worse."
"Look who's back!" Ruby said from her place on her bed, pulling random things out of her bag and setting them out. "So, what did you get called down to the Headmaster's for?"
"Apparently there was an issue with one of my possessions." Shavo immediately started talking out his ass, annoyed with himself at how easily he could lie to them. "My bass guitar didn't show up, and when I went to go find it, Ozpin told me it was in his office."
"Oh." Ruby said before looking behind him. "Where is it?"
In his head, Shavo mentally facepalmed.
"It was damaged." Shavo said with mock irritation as he walked over to the pile of his bags and kneeled down next to them. "Ozpin was just getting the details down for a new one."
"Sorry to hear that." Ruby said as she stood up from her bed and walked over to her partner.
"Oh, it's not too much of a problem." He assured her as he found what he was looking for and pulled out his Korn T-shirt. He also grabbed some underwear and a pair of socks. "It was just my bass. If it had been my guitar, blood would be spilt."
Ruby made a mental note not to ever touch his guitar as he stood up and walked over to the bathroom door.
"Where's our white girl at?" He asked as his hand grabbed the door handle.
"In the bathroom."
"OOOOKAAAAAY." Shavo said as he jumped back like the door grew a pair of teeth. "That would have been nice to know, Ruby, before I walked in there."
"Oh, yeah." said crimsonette realized before chuckling nervously. "My bad."
"Okay, so shower is out for the moment." Shavo said as he set his clothes down back into his bag. "So, what beds haven't been claimed yet?"
"This one's mine." Blake said from her bed, curled up and reading a untitled book before pointing to the one on the other side of the room. "Weiss already picked that one, and it looks like Ruby's already picked one too."
"So that just leaves this little guy." Shavo finished as he looked at the bed right next to his bags. "At least this one doesn't have bloodstains on it like the last one."
Both Blake and Ruby gave him wide eyed looks as he set his bags atop it's covers before looking up at them.
"It's a joke." He explained.
"I really hope it is." Ruby replied, calming down a bit.
'Okay, refrain from making dark humor jokes in their presence.' Shavo made a mental note as he pulled out his scroll and plugged in his flash drive, starting the strenuous task of transferring all of his music. 'Even though that makes up about eighty percent of my jokes.'
"Alright, everyone listen up."
At the center of team OWRB's dorm room, Shavo stood as he clapped his hands together and rubbed them loudly to get everyone's attention, Weiss having since come out of the restroom and back to her bed.
"So, today marks our first official day as team OWRB, a team that what I'm hoping will be a Grimm killing machine in the foreseeable future. But, in order to be a good team, the people within the team have to get to know and understand each other, right?"
Nobody responded, making Shavo start to understand how public speakers felt in high school assemblies before going on.
"Well, if that's the case, then I think there's a bit of talking in that process. So, how about we all just introduce ourselves and get to know each other a bit?" He proposed with hands raised. "Any volunteers?"
Everyone was silent for a few seconds, Shavo standing still as the three girls looked at him with blank looks before Ruby spoke up.
"What do we talk about?" she asked curiously.
'Ruby, you could have asked me about freaking dolphins, and I would have been grateful for the save.' Shavo sighed in relief in his mind.
"Well, just basic stuff." He said as he pulled up a desk chair and sat down. "Name, place of birth, hobbies, why you're here, so on and so forth."
"Well, okay… I guess I'll go first." the younger girl said before clearing her throat and waving.
"Hi! My names Ruby, in case anyone didn't catch that yet." She began cheerily. "I was born over on a island off the coast of Vale's capitol, which had the academy where I went to train at. Uhmmm… For hobbies, I like to practice with my Crescent Rose, read weapon magazines, hang out with my sister. So, yeah, nothing too special."
"And as for why I'm here… Well, my whole family's kinda into being huntsmen. My sister, my dad, my grandpa… And my mom, too."
At the mention of her mother, Ruby's mood got a little downtrodden before she recovered back to her happy little self.
'I feel you, Ruby.' Shavo sympathized to himself.
"Asides from that….Mmmmm…. Not really much else to say." She decided as she put her finger on her chin.
"Alright then." Shavo said before nodding to Blake. "Your turn then, I suppose."
Said cat girl set down her book, sure to mark her place before speaking.
"My name is Blake Belladonna." She greeted with a small smile. "I was born in a town called Chevelle in eastern Mistral. For hobbies, I like to read a lot."
"What's your favorite genre?" Shavo asked. Blake looked a little surprised that he asked, but recovered quickly.
"I read everything, but my favorite has either got to be mystery or romance." She admitted.
"Cool." Shavo nodded before waving her on, "Continue."
"As for why I'm here… It's just pretty simple: Protect those that can't protect themselves, I suppose." She shrugged. "Not much else, honestly."
"Okay, Weiss?" Shavo said cautiously before gesturing to her. "You wanna go up next?"
Weiss gave him an indifferent look before sighing.
"Very well." She said before straightening up on her bed. "My name is Weiss Schnee, Heiress to the Schnee Dust Company. I was born in Dresden, Atlas, and my hobbies are to train and keep up on my studies. My purpose for being here is so this way, I can make sure that I contribute to my family's name just as much as my ancestors, who were often hunters and huntresses as well."
"Well okay then, we're off to a good start." Shavo said with a grin as he stood up.
"What about you?" Blake asked from her bed.
"Yeah, aren't you going to say anything about yourself?" Weiss questioned him. Shavo looked at her before shrugging.
At least she wasn't talking to him like he was a stray dog or something.
"Well, there's not a whole lot to tell." The teen shrugged as he sat back down and began to stroke his goatee.
"Well, my name's Shavarsh Ontronik-Vartan Odadjian, but you all can just call me Shavo. I've been all over the place, really. Vacuo, a few places in Atlas, but as of recent I've been living in Vale's capitol."
"Wow, you sure do get around a lot." Ruby commented.
"Yeah, well, my parents were both active military members, so transferring was kind of a big thing." He said before leaning back and looking at the ceiling. "For hobbies… Well, I like to listen to music, play the guitar, bass, drums, sing… Draw, run… Uhmmm, write, I guess, but I'm not that good at it."
"As for why I'm here…" Shavo thought about it as he leaned forward in his seat and rested his arms on his knees before shrugging. "I had nothing better to do."
Looking up, he saw the three girls gave him deadpanned looks at his lame answer.
"What?" he said indignantly. "It's the truth! I'm sorry that mine isn't as cool as upholding the family name or wanting to protect others."
"Okay then." Weiss said with a role of her eyes. "Anything else, oh glorious leader?"
Shavo stood up and put his foot on the chair and his hands on his hips, striking a pose as he pointed to the door.
"Indeed, lady Schnee!" He cried in a bombastic voice. "Now, we must obtain substinance! To the CAFETERIA!"
Ruby instantly shot off of her bed and onto Shavo's back, pointing forward as he wrapped his arms under her legs to keep her from falling.
"Onward, faithful steed!" She said as she pointed to the door as well, going along with him as he ran to the door. "Make haste!"
Shavo opened the door with one hand before running down the hallway and out of the two remaining members of OWRB's sight, yelling victoriously as they did so. They sat in silence for a few seconds, looking at the door before Blake sighed.
"Well, you can't say he isn't bland, at least." She said as she got down from her bed and began to walk to the door.
"Dear lord, and this person is supposed to be our leader." Weiss groaned out as she rubbed her eyes, following closely behind Blake. "I give it three weeks before we're all dead."
"Don't you think it's a little too early to be judging him?" Blake tried to ask as politely as possible. "It is, after all, just our first day."
Weiss frowned with a small 'hmmm', but seemed to think about it for a few seconds before ultimately sighing as well.
"I suppose you're right." She admitted as they stepped out into the hallway, closing the door behind them. "For now, let's just wait and see."
Just as they were about to continue walking, they heard a door open behind them and turned to see Pyrrha and Yang sticking their heads out the door, their other two teammates seen in the room as well.
"Hey Pyrrha!" Weiss greeted brightly. "What are you up to?"
"Well, we were unpacking when we heard someone shouting." The redhead told her as she opened it all the way and stepped out. "Is everything okay?"
"Oh, everything's fine." Weiss assured her. "Is just our leader being… Enthusiastic."
"I'll say." Yang agreed. 'So, what are you two up to?"
"We were actually about to go get some dinner." Weiss told her before having an idea. "Say, would like to join us?"
"That sounds like a good idea, actually." Pyrrha smiled before turning back into her room. "Nora, Ren, would either of you to like to go get dinner?"
"Ohhhh-ho-ho-ho, Would I like to get dinner?" the bombastic ginger laughed before grabbing Ren and dragging him over to the door, making him drop a spare shirt in surprise. "Come on, Renny! Food awaits!"
"So, what all options do we have here today…" Shavo said as he rubbed his hands together in anticipation, eyeing over all of the food layed out on the buffet table before him with glee.
"We've got hamburgers, pizza, lasagna, chili, curley fries, milkshakes, sodas!" Ruby cried out in joy as she listed off all of the foods she wanted to get. "Oh my gosh, the options are endless!"
"Now now, Ruby." Shavo chided her as he waved his finger. "Those are not healthy foods. In the path of becoming a Huntsmen, you must be sure to be responsible and eat healthy."
Ruby slumped in dejection, the tasteful looking foods displayed right before her, now unable to eat them.
RIght before Shavo leaned close to her and whispered:
"But I never claimed to be responsible, now did I?"
The expression of glee came back onto both of their faces as they shot back up and grabbed plates, loading up with as much food as possible.
"Man, I can't believe that this is free!" Ruby commented as she grabbed some cookies to go along with her burger.
"Yeah." Shavo agreed before looking at her plate and back up to her. "Hey, I don't wanna sound like a stiff and all, but you may actually want to grab some healthy food to go with that."
Ruby looked at the fries she was about to grab, then to Shavo, then back to the buffet table before moving her hand to the left and grabbing an apple and putting it on her plate.
"Is that better?" She asked him hopefully.
"Yes, that's better." He said with a small smile. "I don't wanna be controlling or anything… It's just that you've noticed how Weiss seems kinda ticked that I got the leader position instead of her, right?"
"Yeah, I kinda noticed that…" Ruby said as the two of them began walking off from the line and looking for a table to sit at. She seemed to realize what he was getting at, though, and turned to him with understanding on her face. "Ohhhh, I see, making good decisions."
"Pretty much." He admitted as he sat down at a table close to a window. Ruby didn't take long to sit down next to him, picking up one of her fries and taking a bite.
"Well, what kind of partner would I be if I didn't help you with that, am I right?' She grinned before getting an idea and standing up. "Here, let me start now: I'll go grab us some water!"
"Ah bup bup!" Shavo stopped her by grabbing her sleeve gently and standing up. "While I appreciate the offer, it would go against my ideals as a gentleman to make the lady get us water. So, you just sit your cute little tush down while I go grab some for us."
As he walked away to retrieve some bottles of water, Ruby sat back down and looked at her food with a small blush on her face.
'Does he even realise he's calling me that?' She thought to herself. 'No one else has called me cute before… Well, except for Dad and Yang.'
As Ruby wondered how the heck a tush could look cute, Shavo was standing by the selection of water bottles at one of the many buffet tables set up for the students to use and studying them all closely.
'Alright, which one of these little shit heads are the Remnant equivalent of Dasani?' He thought to himself. If he somehow managed to pick the one that was, he would more than likely spit it out and throw the bottle across the room in disgust.
Shavo hated Dasani.
As he picked up some brand called Gift, Shavo heard someone walking up behind him and turned to see the rest of his team coming in through the doors, followed closely by the members of team BYRN.
"Heya girls." Shavo waved before noticing Ren. "And guy."
"I guess that you've already gotten food?" Blake asked him. Shavo nodded before pointing over to Ruby sitting at their table.
"Yeah, and we've already laid claim to that table over there." He said before turning back to the refreshment table. "God damn, they sure do got a lot of stuff here."
"Yeah, no kidding." Blake agreed as she picked up a can of everybody loves grapes. "I bet you half of this isn't even eaten."
"I hope they give it to someone." Shavo commented. "Like, you know, an organization or something."
Blake gave him a look out of the corner of her eye from the comment before looking back to the soda.
"Alright, well, I'm gonna go grab some food." Blake said as she turned away and walked over to the line.
"Have fun with that." Shavo told her as he continued to look at the bottle.
"You know what, screw it." He decided before grabbing a bunch of waters and walking back over to the table. 'If you taste bad, than all of you mother truckers are getting thrown out the window."
"Auuuuuuhhhh, too many cookies."
Darkness having crept over the daylight and lights now offering a way to see by, the two teams had began their walk back from the dining hall to their dorm rooms, most of them having eaten their fill.
And in Ruby's case, and then some.
"I warned you that it wasn't a good idea." Weiss said from behind the groaning girl. "But noooooo, don't listen to me. It's not like I know anything."
"Don't worry, she does this all the time." Yang waved off her sister's groans with a smile. Weiss had a look of shock as she looked over to the younger girl holding her stomach.
"What!? How on Remnant are you that skinny, then!?" She asked.
"My semblance boosts my metabolism." She groaned out before stumbling over to her sister. "Yang, give me a piggy back ride to the dorm, I'm too full to walk."
Said blonde rolled her eyes, but kneeled down regardless for Ruby to step up onto her back and let her get a ride.
"I had a friend like that." Shavo remembered. 'Dude would eat crap all day, play games, didn't do many sports. Skinny as a god-damn twig, though."
"Lucky." Weiss grumbled out, thinking about all of the tasteless veggies she had to eat to ensure her figure stayed the way it does.
They walked on some more, making chit-chat for a bit before an idea seemed to strike Shavo as he looked over to Weiss and politely nudged her shoulder.
"Hey, I'm gonna head over to the armory real quick. Catch you back at the dorm?"
"Okay then. Mind me asking what your going there for?" She responded. Shavo was glad that he didn't hear any sort of interrogating tone, just curiosity.
"I'm just gonna see about getting some attachments for my weapon and stuff." He told her before walking away from the group and waving over his shoulder. "Be back in a bit."
As he took a separate turn, Shavo began to hear less and less of his friends until their voices were now nothing more than background noise, mixing in with all of the other students who were walking around and chatting. As he pulled out his scroll to find out where the armory was located, he couldn't help but think about how the atmosphere here felt like he was at a festival, or some other social gathering.
Lively and bright, just like everything else in this world.
Well, everything that was originally here, before he came along and drastically changed everything.
Even though he had managed to hide it very well, no one having asked him if anything was wrong during dinner, he was still pretty worried about his whole situation. As if being a regular teenager assigned to lead a team of highly trained supers against nightmarish monsters wasn't enough, now he apparently has got supernatural bounty hunters sent by gods looming over his head.
In retrospect, maybe having agreed to come here wasn't the greatest of ideas.
As he rounded a corner of the walkway and came out into what looked like a commons area with picnic tables lighted up by lamp posts, students eating and talking happily, Shavo had to remind himself that the past few days hadn't been without merit. After all, he had managed to not only meet some of his favorite characters in his favorite TV show, but had actually managed to make friends with quite a few of them, not screwing up in any way so far. And, it seemed that so far, they enjoy having him around as well.
Ruby and Yang, he didn't have to worry much about: It was obvious to him that they liked him as a friend. Especially with Ruby, who he could now tell really did have a hard time making friends. It must have been super difficult for her to have had talked to Weiss and warm up to her like she did in the show.
Speaking of the Heiress, Shavo was elated to see that her irritation of him seemed to be wearing off to some degree, now able to hold a conversation with the girl as opposed to this morning when she would only answer him with short answers on the way back to the cliffs. He could tell it was still gonna be a bit before they were 'BFF's or anything like that, but at least he was making headway in that section.
And lastly, there was Blake. The introvert of the show, as she had been displayed, was actually talking to him as well. He didn't doubt that was mainly just because they were teammates, but at least she was trying. Making his way past the last of the tables and back onto the pathway, He smiled a little to himself at the progress he had managed to make on that front. Heck, he had even managed to make friends with Pyrrha Nikos, who for the most part in the show only showed interest in Jaune.
'Wonder who she's gonna fall for now that Jaune's not here?' He thought to himself as he looked up from his scroll to see a large black-brickwork building standing gracefully in front of him, bars covering the windows and metal doors instead of wood, two of Beacon's security guards standing guard in front of the entrance.
The Armory.
Nodding to the guards as he walked by them, Shavo opened the doors and walked in to see what everyone expects an armory to look like: A long white walkway with a large desk at the end of it before right behind it was the entrance to a cage in the shape of an U, mountains of weapons hanging from the wall. RIfles, pistols, shotguns, RPGs, swords, axes, knives, grenades, the works.
Sitting behind the desk in a leather office chair was a woman with long, straight blond hair and dressed in a white button up with a black skirt that went down to just above her knees. she would have reminded Shavo of Glynda, if it weren't for the fact that Glynda had an air of strictness and intelligence around her, while this lady seemed relaxed and happy if not a bit on the ditsy side.
That, and she had a chest the size of beach balls.
"Uhhhh, hey." Shavo waved uncertainly, trying his best to not look at her torso area. The woman looked up from some forms she was looking at and smiled brightly at him.
"Oh, hello!" She greeted brightly. "Sorry about the mess, I wasn't expecting any students to be coming in this late. How can I help you?"
"Ah, I was coming to look for a side arm." He told her, scratching the back of is neck and scanning over the weapons hanging on the wall, instead of the weapons hanging off of her chest.
"Oh, sure, let me help you with that!" She said as she stood up and fixed her skirt. It may have just been his imagination, but he could have sworn as her chest bounced along with her, there was a slight boing-oing noise.
Following her over to the gate that opened up to the weapons, the woman fished out a ring of keys from her pocket before going through them and finding one, inserting it into the lock and turning. But, before she opened the door, she seemed to realize something and turned back around.
"Oops, I forgot something important!" She realized before holding his hand out. "Can I please see your student I.D. first? It's a requirment before I let anyone in here."
'Sure, no problem." Shavo said as he fished around in his back pocket and pulled out the small plastic card he was given after the ceremony. The woman inspected it before looking back up to him, the happy expression still present on her as she handed it back.
"Shavarsh Odadjian, you may now come with me." She smiled before opening the door and allowed him to walk in with her.
"So, how long have you been doing this?' He asked, trying to start a conversation as he looked over the weapons on display.
"Oh, techically speaking, this isn't my officail position." The lady explained as she walked pasy him and over to a large drawer and bent over.
Shavo immediately turned his head away, trying his best not to stare at her ass while his face began to grow hot.
"Really?' he asked, his voice a bit higher than normal as he took extreme interest in a knife hanging on the wall. "Just filling in, then?"
"Actually, yes, I'm a nurse over at the infirmary." She told him as she rooted around in the drawer before finding what she was looking for and standing back up. "The watchman, Mr. Driedberg has been off for a bit as he tends to his wife, and the headmaster asked me to fill in for him until he can come back. She's got a bad case of the fever, poor thing."
"Sorry to hear that.' He mumbled out as he looked at what the woman was now holding out in her hands in front of her, what he now realised was what looked like a jet-black G-17 glock before politely grabbing the pistol and inspecting it.
"Is this something like what you want?' The lady asked him as he drew the slide back and heard a resounding clack. pulling out the magazine, Shavo saw that it looked different from how clips on Earth would look.
'Probably outfitted to fit dust rounds.' He realised as he looked at the handgun before nodding to himself.
"This will do just fine." He told her.
The lady smiled happily to herself as she nodded too.
"I thought you might like it!" She said happily as she held out a black holster. "Here, you might want this with it, too. Just stop by whenever you need to to get more bullets for it. Let me grab some other magazines to go with it for you."
As Shavo continued to inspect the gun, he realised that the woman seemed faintly familiar to him, now that he thought about it. Almost like he had seen her from something before.
"Excuse me miss, but do you mind me asking you your nam-" Shavo began as he looked back up to talk to the woman.
Only to catch an eyeful of her butt as she bent back over to get the clips.
Slack jawed, Shavo stared on with wide eyes as the lady rooted around, whistling to herself merrily as she lightly wiggled her backside around before finding what she was looking for and stood back up.
"I'm sorry, did you say something?" She asked, walking back up to him and handing him the clips. Shavo could only stare at her for a few seconds, doing a pretty good goldfish impression before finding the ability to talk again.
"A-a-ah, your n-name." he said. "I-I was just wondering what you name was."
"Oh, I almost forgot!" She said before holding her hand out. "My name is Shizuka. Shizuka Marikawa."
"N-Nice to meet you, Shizuka." He managed to stutter out as he took her hand and shook it. "Uhmmm… Thanks for the gun, mam. You have a good night."
"You too, Shavarsh!" She smiled back at him as they walked out of the large caged area and back into the long walkway.
"Please, just call me Shavo." he said instinctively as she locked the door behind her.
"Okay then, goodnight Shavo!" She waved him off as he walked down the walkway and out the door, putting the holster on his belt and putting the gun in it as well. He looked around at the night sky, filled with stars that highlighted the broken moon before sighing.
"God Damnit, Anime."
AN: Wow, all of the votes and all of the favorites!
I really want to just sit back and thank you guys again, and again, AND AGAIN, because this is really just unbelievable. Never, in all of my time on this site, did I think I would be one of those authors who has reached OVER A HUNDRED REVIEWS! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!
And, I'm also glad to see that you guys are voting so much! I'm not gonna say much, except for the fact that due to negligence, Blake and Weiss are now out of the pole. Plus, the two options for the Harems are 1) Yang and Ruby, and 2) Pyrrha and Yang. PLEASE SPECIFICALLY VOTE FOR ONE OF THE TWO, AND REVOTE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY PLACED YOUR VOTES ON HAREMS.
And as for the victor? Well, I won't say any names, but I will tell you this: She has a pretty big head start over the others at the moment.
And as for this chapter, I'm sorry that it's more filler than anything, but i really couldn't think up anything else to add in.
That's all.
See you all next chapter!
-Triple T.
P.S. OH MY GOD, BLAKE, YANG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE,
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE,
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE.
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Mr. Rogers is not only the name of the cannibalistic spirit, but it is also the name of one of my favorite songs in existence, Mr. Rogers by Korn from their album Life Is Peachy. So, it is paying homage t one of my favorite bands who helped me come up with the idea.
But that's not all.
Listen to the song, read the lyrics, and you may begin to understand some of Mr. Rogers backstory before i reveal it in upcoming chapters.
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Just sayin'.
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Oh, and as for words, that's completetly dependent on what's going to be on the chapter. Like, I'm trying to aim towards having a ten thousand word chapter at one point, so that will be fun. On the other, though, there's the few where I have only three thousand words. So, in general, there is no set limit.
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And yes, all of the excuses to use some of my more demented of OC's that I couldn't use on My Own Hell.
And yeah, I don't get that. Either people worship her as their Tsundere Waifu, or they shun her and call her bad names that make me wanna cry.
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